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Sorry, ladies. The NFL hates you!

I’ll be the first to admit it, I love the NFL. Sadly, the NFL doesn’t love me back. Do you want to know why? I’m pretty sure the fact that I have a vagina is the crux of the problem. 1,038 more words

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Ha, of course I know the differences of you and your twin sister, honey; that's what makes doing her a helluva lot more fun!

“Uh, no, sorry, but I ain’t the least bit interested in you sharing me sexually between your stupid friends! Eww, and that’s honestly supposed to be this ‘great news’ that you just couldn’t wait to tell me when you came home from work?” 115 more words

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Come Fly With Me. Here's Your Barf Bag.

Over the weekend, I had the pleasure of going to BlogHer14 in San Jose, California. It was a great experience not only because I got to collect my very first ever blogging award* but also because I learned how to do many new things such as take a selfie and work the word “niche” into 2/3rds of my sentences. 617 more words

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Everything Due Yesterday

There is no equality in life. Though it is often said that all men (including women) are born equal, I do take dispute in this sentence as these days, some are not even born equal, as they are born with disabilities! 539 more words

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Storms, fire and oxygen

PJ and I were reminiscing earlier today about my father. He died last September and it has been a long 10 months. I am glad I can smile as we talk about him. 435 more words

Not A Redneck Joke

  Two weeks ago, I uttered the sentence: “I’m sorry we couldn’t make it to the tractor pull. We had to move chickens.” Yes. Really.

My children have to pick potato beetles from the potato plants every morning before they can play, and some days we see more tractors and four wheelers on our road than cars. 221 more words

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