I’ll be the first to admit it, I love the NFL. Sadly, the NFL doesn’t love me back. Do you want to know why? I’m pretty sure the fact that I have a vagina is the crux of the problem. 1,038 more words
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Ha, of course I know the differences of you and your twin sister, honey; that's what makes doing her a helluva lot more fun!
“Uh, no, sorry, but I ain’t the least bit interested in you sharing me sexually between your stupid friends! Eww, and that’s honestly supposed to be this ‘great news’ that you just couldn’t wait to tell me when you came home from work?” 115 more words
Over the weekend, I had the pleasure of going to BlogHer14 in San Jose, California. It was a great experience not only because I got to collect my very first ever blogging award* but also because I learned how to do many new things such as take a selfie and work the word “niche” into 2/3rds of my sentences. 617 more words
Two weeks ago, I uttered the sentence: “I’m sorry we couldn’t make it to the tractor pull. We had to move chickens.” Yes. Really.
My children have to pick potato beetles from the potato plants every morning before they can play, and some days we see more tractors and four wheelers on our road than cars. 221 more words