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Warehouse Work

I went to an induction for a new job yesterday. The job is sorting mail on a conveyor belt in an exposed hangar-sized warehouse off a motorway heading out of Belfast. 772 more words

Blog

POWERFUL COUSIN OF IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER DEFECTS TO MONACO WITH POSSIBLE SECRETS ABOUT TEHRAN’S PLUTONIUM PROGRAM

by Cliff Magnum

MONACO – A powerful cousin of Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khameini has defected from the Islamic Republic and relocated to Monaco with his wife, mistress, spotted Siamese cat, two million dollars in unmarked, non-sequential bills – and perhaps some well-guarded secrets regarding Tehran’s plutonium production program. 282 more words

Middle East

How To Make The Perfect Grilled Cheese

The ironic thing about my last post (get it? IRON-ic??) was that the majority of you seemed to just breeze right past my laudable domestic accomplishment, and instead focus solely on the photo of the delicious grilled cheese sandwich. 675 more words

Humor

A Sad Dark Poem

Tears of sadness,
I shed by the fridge.
I sought much food,
but only found a smidge.
I wept all through
the dark night.
for the lack of snacks, 16 more words

Poetry

Current Flyers Team Avoiding Penalties - Doormat of the NHL

The days of the Broad Street Bully mentality look to be over in Philadelphia. The Flyers are near the bottom of the league in penalties and by their record, appear to have replaced this thuggish attitude by becoming the doormat of the NHL. 185 more words

Humor

How To Carve Your Pumpkin

It’s that time of year again. Halloween is tomorrow and pumpkins everywhere are busy being stabbed, sliced, jabbed, disemboweled, and carved into outdoor decor for your front porch. 693 more words

Humor

Boo

Whenever my twitter notifications start blowing up it can mean only one thing – someone is talking about scaring people. And that someone is usually me, … 1,153 more words

Parenting