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My dad accidentally cut his arm off!

My dear old dad is 80 and clearly not very good with power tools.

Earlier this week he cut his whole arm off with a chainsaw. 325 more words


A Wild Wicked City Woman

I stole that line from a Lucy show when cousin Tennessee Ernie Ford comes to visit and says how his mother said “Ernie, you stay clear of those, … 506 more words


Quodies : let your freak flag fly

Dearest Odyssians,

Being the best you that you can be is a full time job.  If you’re following your destiny, you will have no time to be anyone other than yourself. 25 more words

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Corre, Ema, corre!

Lá está a Ema outra vez. A atirar com os tapetes pró ar, saltando entre paredes e partindo coisas pelo caminho.

A minha humana diz: “Porquê que não vais brincar com o rato que te comprei, como qualquer gato normal?!” 64 more words


What's in a Name?

Microbachius dicki, the first creatures to have sex!

See the huffing here at the Post


My Pee Power

I’ve always been a very competitive person over the littlest things. Even as a kid, if anyone did anything better than me, I was pissed off. 111 more words


Procrastination - Why such a bitch?

Everybody’s favorite pastime, right? I’ll get right to the point – why? Seriously, why? Why do we indulge in this so much and so frequently? 514 more words