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Jonathan Papelbon's "Lewd Gesture" Actually a Greeting in Some Cultures

Phillies closer Jonathan Papelbon was suspended for 7 useless games earlier this week for a lewd gesture which included grabbing his crotch and having a puffy racist face. 148 more words

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The friend that never was.

For the past 5 years my husband and I have been renters. It’s not that we wouldn’t like to own a place, it’s just that we haven’t been in a place we want to settle down in yet. 354 more words

Mommy Blog

A Success I Found at Open Mic Night

Every month there is a campus open mic night and the most recent one was last night. Other then a comedy monologue performance and banjo solo it was a largely lackluster hour of people singing whatever top 40 hit they last heard (thankfully Let it Go was absent this time), so I decided it needed a little sprucing up and I decided to do a performance of my own. 139 more words

MIDGET PERUVIANS RUNNING DOWN HALLWAYS SCREAMING

by Hans Michaud

I woke up this morning wanting to throttle someone. No, wait a minute. I woke up this morning with a hard-on. I rolled over and grabbed a fistful of used sandpaper from the bedside table drawer and covered my legs with the frayed pieces. 1,080 more words

Absurd

Art: "Curious Daphne" Altered Art, September NFAC entry starting at .99 cents

This is my September Ebay #Nibblefest art entry. See all details and Daphne’s story below.

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“Daphne is Curious”

Everyone has their curiosities and I am no different. 215 more words

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The Long Awkward Pause

“I really love lady doctors…” (Said with a salacious inflection and a wink from the male patient sitting on the exam table in front of me.) 13 more words