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Really Awful Editnig Woes

It is a most distresing thing,
 However many times.
  That I will go through editnig,
I still uncover crimes
 By punctuation grammar; to;
 Or simply of a the word… 137 more words

Novel Writing

Writer's Block: A Poem

Today I will write!

For 3 hours I might!

But first I must clean out the fridge.

And cook.

And eat.

And nap.

And shop. 145 more words

Welcome To Adulthood

Sometimes I write humorous verse...

Philosopher Gasbags

Scholars often cite that old Greek, Aristotle.
But do they know his penchant for the bottle?

Some will blather on about Herr Hegel, 62 more words

Et Alia

Gold Digger

half his age
and nearly twice his height
pretty as a picture
but none too bright
 
he loves her open arms (and legs) – his “tart” 42 more words
Comic Verse

Sometimes I write humorous verse

In light of the announcement that Sarah Palin is starting her own “internet channel,” I thought I’d trot out an oldie but goodie from ’08. In certain, tragic ways, it’s still relevant… 137 more words

Et Alia

Making Haste Really Awfully Slowly.

Hurry up and wait;
It seems to be your fate
That even though you’re running late -
You hurry up and wait.

Hurry up and wait; 218 more words

Colonialist

Breakfast With Ian Duncan-Smith

I normally eat cereal or, maybe, a boiled egg,
But today I’m having caviar, and ham, carved from the leg,
There’s gold cutlery and linen cloth, and spreads brought from the deli, 64 more words

Max Scratchmann