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Early Morning Call

The below is dedicated to the person who rang me at halfpast 2 this morning from a withheld number.

Why do you ring me at halfpast two? 46 more words

In My Head I'm Still Nineteen Years Old, So Why Am I Stuck in This Old Man's Body

Help! In my head I’m still nineteen years old, so why am I stuck in this old man’s body?

I can’t stretch, I can’t bend, oh where will it end? 167 more words

Comic Verse

My Clerihews Re-posted from Light Magazine

My three clerihews below were originally published in the Winter 2014 issue of the online Light poetry magazine (http://www.lightpoetrymagazine.com/). They are now re-posted here. 63 more words

Clerihew

Really Awful Editnig Woes

It is a most distresing thing,
 However many times.
  That I will go through editnig,
I still uncover crimes
 By punctuation grammar; to;
 Or simply of a the word… 137 more words

Editing

Writer's Block: A Poem

Today I will write!

For 3 hours I might!

But first I must clean out the fridge.

And cook.

And eat.

And nap.

And shop. 145 more words

Humorous Verse