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In My Head I'm Still Nineteen Years Old, So Why Am I Stuck in This Old Man's Body

Help! In my head I’m still nineteen years old, so why am I stuck in this old man’s body?

I can’t stretch, I can’t bend, oh where will it end? 167 more words

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My Clerihews Re-posted from Light Magazine

My three clerihews below were originally published in the Winter 2014 issue of the online Light poetry magazine (http://www.lightpoetrymagazine.com/). They are now re-posted here. 63 more words

Clerihew

Really Awful Editnig Woes

It is a most distresing thing,
 However many times.
  That I will go through editnig,
I still uncover crimes
 By punctuation grammar; to;
 Or simply of a the word… 137 more words

Editing

Writer's Block: A Poem

Today I will write!

For 3 hours I might!

But first I must clean out the fridge.

And cook.

And eat.

And nap.

And shop. 145 more words

Welcome To Adulthood

Sometimes I write humorous verse...

Philosopher Gasbags

Scholars often cite that old Greek, Aristotle.
But do they know his penchant for the bottle?

Some will blather on about Herr Hegel, 62 more words

Et Alia

Gold Digger

half his age
and nearly twice his height
pretty as a picture
but none too bright
 
he loves her open arms (and legs) – his “tart” 42 more words
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