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8.21.14 dream haiku

Dinner guests point out
the most tender parts of me
with their forks.

Haiku

Residence Life Explained in Emoji 2 (Crowdsourced)

In my original post (included at the end) I included a challenge to residence life pros and resident assistants to tweet me their own emoji.  Here’s what they sent: 58 more words

Residence Life

August 21, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 599)

Being humorous can make you look prettier, but pretty does not make you funnier.


  

 

Inappropriate Me....

My daughter is having a sleepover. One of the friends showed up and I spoke with the mom a bit and followed her onto the front porch. 67 more words

8.20.14 dream haiku - What the hell?! Wednesday

Four-year-old’s first taste
of eternity
sitting through church.

Poem

Here's to Jeanie...

“Got a problem with earwax? I was about your age, I figure, when I started having problems with earwax.”

Those were the first words out of the mouth of an elderly gentleman when he approached me in the… 1,971 more words

Funny