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Letters To LOMM

Dear League Of Mental Men

Here’s some sage advice for any of your readers who are caring for an elderly parent or relative.

Before mealtimes give them a set of novelty clockwork teeth. 21 more words


PEG LEG THE PIRATE - A verse for aging juveniles everywhere!

The Judge said, “What’s all this then?”

To the prisoner stood in the dock,

“What is your plea in this case,

Of the stolen tartan sock?” 279 more words


49 Things to think about when going to the dentist

Yesterday I went to the dentist for my semiannual checkup and cleaning. I LOVE going to the dentist about as much as, well, ah, er, well, I don’t know. 903 more words


The dog ate my post

“Are you sure you want to do this?”

Having just pressed the ‘save draft’ button on a post I’ve been working on for quite a while, I was certain that I did want to “do this” i.e. 471 more words


An inconsequential contemplation of pain

Although I’ve experienced intense pain as I’m sure most people have, I’ve never really given much thought to the mechanics of it. However, as the title implies, this is not a scientific examination of pain, but neither is it meant to play it down. 358 more words


Wedlock Perjurer.

I told one of my closest female friends that I’m arranging talks to get married. Absolute lie of course, but I just felt like going along with the story. 110 more words


Marvin Milf And His Unintentional Filth

Just look at those balls!

As a gentleman of independent means I’m fortunate enough to own a full size snooker table and it’s often my wont to play a frame or two after supper on most evenings. 366 more words