I feel, in the bluntest of terms, like a bit if an idiot. I’m a student in this first year of my gcse’s with more work to contend with than I have brain cells (and I’m fairly clever, so I do worry about my peers), so I’ve spent pretty much the entire second week of my holidays revising (first week was in China, so I really shouldn’t be complaining), yet all I seemed to have achieved is Spanish revision cards. 200 more words
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Soz Satire Xmas issue, complete with a mysterious rash, pictured infecting millions last night.
The British Medical Association are claiming that the recent alarming rise in sexually transmitted diseases across the country is entirely due to the launch of the bumper April edition of Soz Satire magazine which came out earlier this month. 429 more words
Waking up early in the morning for an Easter feast used to be one of my favourite things about this holiday.
We weren’t allowed to go anywhere near the food until we had washed our cheeks with… one red egg for health, a white one for purity of heart, and a coin for a little wealth. 291 more words