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"Inchy"

“Nice Snatch Inchy!” - Graphic by Mina

Now then, some of the more eagle-eyed among you may have noticed the largely unobtrusive arrival to the LOMM ranks of the fine looking specimen pictured above. 339 more words

Humour

On mending socks

How fine it is to mend things.

There is a real satisfaction in tinkering with a faulty object, examining it, taking it apart, finding the source of a problem and then coming up with a way to fix it. 1,189 more words

Culture

JOKE OF THE DAY

Joke of the day!

“A guy calls the company and orders their 5 day – 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there’s a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. 300 more words

Weight Loss

NEVER run for the tube

Most, if not all people in london are always in a rush.  Whether it’s those 5 minutes of lost time to make up for not finding their shoes in the morning, catching the next train to work because it’s probably most definitely the only and last train EVER that will get them to work, or they’re rushing home because they’ve left the iron on / baby playing with the oven etc.  537 more words

Comedy

The Cheaters Guide to Love- by Junot Diaz

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Your girl catches you cheating. (Well, actually she’s your fiancée, but hey, in a bit it so won’t matter.) She could have caught you with one sucia, she could have caught you with two, but because you’re a totally batshit cuero who never empties his e-mail trash can, she caught you with fifty! 9,533 more words

Humour

Dawson Filter As He Relates To Bails

Babe Listowel vigorously shook his left hand in the hope that one of the $6 bills he was holding would fall to the ground; where someone else would surely pick it up, and save him the trouble of putting it into the vending machine himself. 635 more words

Fiction