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Wedlock Perjurer.

I told one of my closest female friends that I’m arranging talks to get married. Absolute lie of course, but I just felt like going along with the story. 110 more words

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Marvin Milf And His Unintentional Filth

Just look at those balls!

As a gentleman of independent means I’m fortunate enough to own a full size snooker table and it’s often my wont to play a frame or two after supper on most evenings. 366 more words

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When winning leaves you at a loss

“The only way to win in a no-win situation is to draw.”

My comment brings the heated debate lurching to a halt. My team look at each other as they consider this and what it might mean. 1,208 more words

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A list of things I hate in no partciular order.

Hate is a very strong word and I try not throw it around so freely these days but there are some things in this life that I just want no part of. 628 more words

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Stalag Blues: A Ripping Yarn Of British WWII Incompetence by Wing Commander Gary Hoadley (retd hurt)

British POWs seen relaxing after a gruelling session of tea drinking and hearty banter.

Stalag Luft 20 1945. A number of captured British airmen are deep in conversation. 481 more words

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22 Common Phrases We All Secretly Hate

What makes a phrase cringe-worthy?

HuffPost editors were asked which sayings bother them the most. The common thread among the responses was uselessness. Often, the phrases that we find off-putting are those that serve as conversational fillers, implying that the speaker is vapid or has little else to contribute to the conversation. 505 more words

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Brain Salad

(I promise this isn’t another post about zombies, despite the title.)

So… occasionally I make Tilt Soup.  It never tastes the same twice, and the recipe is as follows:  ‘Tilt the fridge and whatever falls out goes into the soup’.  508 more words

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