When people are convinced that they will die,
And you don’t know whether to pray
for their well being or pray
for their wishes to come true soon.
After years of practice, and it’s not like I’m that old, I nailed the perrfec’t british accent.
However, there is a major problem. My Nigerian accent slips out when the conversation is getting intense, or when I spot another African brethren and I don’t want to sound like I’m faking it. 495 more words
Welcome to Scotland. Temperature 30 degrees aka one of our rare sunny days. And of course when this weather hits our dreary, wet country we take sick days, head to the local ponds/dams (our version of Pebble Beach) with deck chairs and rave music to enjoy this glorious fucking weather. 284 more words