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AnElephant Socks it to ‘em

AnElephant’s sock collection AnElephantCant always wear matching socks He really is not that well organised But he is not miffed He gets them as a gift And each morning they bring a smile to his… more →

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AnElephant Socks it to 'em — 5 comments

anelephantcant wrote 13 hours ago: AnElephant’s sock collection AnElephantCant always wear matching socks He really is not that w … more →

Tags: Daft Rhymes, a-wonderful-thing-, Bart Simpson, Del Boy, Elvis, Homer Simpson, only fools and horses, Popeye, Popeye the Sailorman

Up in the Morning and out to School — 7 comments

anelephantcant wrote 1 day ago: The Generation Game by Phil Burns AnElephantCant really stop laughing He goes back to school for a d … more →

Tags: Daft Rhymes, battlefield primary, battlefield school, class 3b, Harry Potter, ice cream, Primary School, Robert Burns, Robert Louis Stevenson

For Richer or Pooh-er — 6 comments

anelephantcant wrote 2 days ago: Can a Kangaroo Poo by Phil Burns AnElephantCant say he’s certain If this question should be discusse … more →

Tags: Daft Rhymes, Armadillos, Buffalo, bufo bufo, California newt, common toad, does a bear poo in the woods, doo-doo, Duckie

Ducking and Diving gets an Eider Down — 23 comments

anelephantcant wrote 5 days ago: Ducky by Phil Burns AnElephantCant understand duckies Though he thinks they’re remarkable birds A cu … more →

Tags: Daft Rhymes, Daisy Duck, Docks, drakes, duck sauce, eagle, Eider Duck, Eiderdown, goose

The Spy Who Shoved Me — 18 comments

anelephantcant wrote 1 week ago: The Spy Who Loved Me by Phil Burns AnElephantCant keep a secret He discovers Mrs Ellie is a spy Not … more →

Tags: Daft Rhymes, 007, austin powers, Beretta, Bourne Identity, Dirty Harry, doctor no, George Smiley, jack bauer

Yacht to See This! — 26 comments

anelephantcant wrote 1 week ago: Belatedly Beautiful Spring Blossom AnElephantCant wait longer for springtime The weather in Scotland … more →

Tags: Daft Rhymes, Scottish Stuff, funny and serious, blossom, damperton-sur-leven, dumbarton, Mill Pond, Monte Carlo, north wind, river leven

Now You See Him in Kelvingrove Museum — 15 comments

anelephantcant wrote 1 week ago: Kelvingrove Museum and Art Gallery, Glasgow, Scotland (1901) AnElephantCant quite believe it He just … more →

Tags: Daft Rhymes, Scottish Stuff, funny and serious, Alma Mater, Ecology, elephant bird, glasgow, Glasgow University, Grey heron, Kelvingrove

AnElephant and a Tiny Giant — 15 comments

anelephantcant wrote 1 week ago: AnElephant and a Wee Giant AnElephantCant remember laughing so much Sometimes he thinks he’s almost … more →

Tags: Daft Rhymes, glasgow, Grandaddy, Netherlands, Par excellence, Rock 'n' roll, Scotland, Scots Slang

Snoring Boring Choring — 17 comments

anelephantcant wrote 2 weeks ago: AnElephantCant Handle Chores AnElephantCant enjoy household chores He finds them so tediously time-c … more →

Tags: Daft Rhymes, cleaning windows, dirty socks, Genie Of The Lamp, Hoover, Household chores, ironing, manoeuvre, Mirror

He Smells Wee Snails in the Cheese Store — 7 comments

anelephantcant wrote 2 weeks ago: Trunk Twisters by Phil Burns AnElephantCant claim he’s a smart chap But he used to be dumber than no … more →

Tags: Daft Rhymes, Dr. Seuss, Tongue twisters, peter piper, the leith police, She sells sea shells, pheasant pluckers, Woodchuck Chuck, Irish Wristwatch

European in the Dark Here — 27 comments

anelephantcant wrote 2 weeks ago: The Rare European Elephant by Phil Burns AnElephantCant deny he’s a strange dude Who runs this daft … more →

Tags: Daft Rhymes, France, European, eurinal, Italy, Rothesay, Spain, Germany, français

A Roof with a View - Alastair's Photo Fiction — 27 comments

anelephantcant wrote 2 weeks ago:  AnElephantCant do the Danse Macabre He decides to abandon that genre To lighten the mood He feels t … more →

Tags: Other Fiction, France, Paris, honeymoon, Short Story, flash fiction, Photo Challenge, 150 words, english channel

iNoise Annoys AnElephant — 19 comments

anelephantcant wrote 3 weeks ago: Agitated by Phil Burns AnElephantCant stand extraneous noises Perhaps it’s the size of his lug … more →

Tags: Satire, Daft Rhymes, iPad, iPhone, iPod, mp3, Commute, Yahoo, Microsoft

The Little House has an Adventure — 18 comments

anelephantcant wrote 3 weeks ago: The Little House, the Dog Kennel and the Space Ship by Carolina Sartor The little House says bye bye … more →

Tags: Daft Rhymes, France, London, Italy, Dover, Little House, Dog Kennel, space ship, Roman Villa

Oh, it's such a perfect day, I'm glad I spent it with you — 20 comments

anelephantcant wrote 3 weeks ago: Springtime in Queen’s Park, Glasgow AnElephantCant remember when He last spent a day quite so … more →

Tags: Daft Rhymes, Scottish Stuff, funny and serious, glasgow, springtime, Scotland, ice cream, chicks, Queen's Park, Victoria Road

Lazy Hazy Freezy Days of Summer — 11 comments

anelephantcant wrote 3 weeks ago: Holiday Sunshine by Phil Burns AnElephantCant live without sunshine Perhaps because he is growing ol … more →

Tags: Daft Rhymes, France, summer, Italy, Scotland, Mediterranean, Greece, San Francisco, bay

The Car - Alastair's Photo Fiction — 14 comments

anelephantcant wrote 3 weeks ago: AnElephantCant always be hilarious Sometimes he is rather confusing But this week he should Try to l … more →

Tags: Daft Rhymes, Other Fiction, Dark Humour, Clint Eastwood, Short Story, flash fiction, Fiction, 150 words, murder

AnElephant Mastodon Something Good — 12 comments

anelephantcant wrote 1 month ago: The Loch Ness Elephant AnElephantCant deny he is ancient That thought does not make him euphoric He … more →

Tags: Daft Rhymes, Haggis, dinosaur, T. Rex, Mammoth, Loch Ness Monster, Nessie, Prehistoric, Euphoric

AnOldElephant had a Farm Ee I Ee I Oh! — 11 comments

anelephantcant wrote 1 month ago: Animals at the Farm* AnElephantCant always go to the seaside But there is no cause for alarm When he … more →

Tags: Daft Rhymes, Horse, donkey, bacon, animals, Geese, farm, farmyard, Sheep


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