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The Sheep - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant ever hurt an animal
Although he occasionally sits on a cat
But it is always an accident
He does not set a precedent
He is not happy when he sees that cat flat… 158 more words

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AnElephant is Blowin' in the Wind

AnElephantCant say he always misses Bonnie Scotland
There are some aspects of his homeland he is happier without
Like the hail and the sleet
And the snow-frozen feet… 207 more words

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Magical Mystery Doer

AnElephantCant claim he’s a poet
Some of his rhymes are a mixture of cataclysmic catastrophe and terrible tragedy
But nevertheless
He wriggles out of this mess… 218 more words

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Out for a Row - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant go out in a row-boat
Or a skiff or a punt or a scull
You might see him tarry there
On an aircraft carrier… 231 more words

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AnElephant is Curled Up for the FIFA World Cup

AnElephantCant deny that he is a big fan of rugby
Which is possibly why he now realises he only has till
The end of next week… 266 more words

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The Cat, the Pigeon and the Porcupine - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant resist playing to AnAudience
When he last writes a 3-parter folk love it
He sees Al’s photo of a wire
Sets his sights a bit higher… 294 more words

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