He lay with his greasy face against the cold laminate flooring after being dropped for the third time that morning.
He begged that he was not cracked, he had fallen at an odd angle. 137 more words
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Despite the crazed media build-up before yesterday’s Clash of the Titans at Stamford Bridge, neither Chelsea nor Manchester City played at full strength, due to a combination of injury, suspension and players away at the African Cup of Nations. 71 more words