A priest, a rabbi and a monk walk into a bar and sit next do a doctor. He listens to them tell a joke. “That was very humerus!” he says….Er, yeah, not very funny. So, no, we’re not quitting our day jobs. Hmm, how about we let let one of the masters speak, shall we? (*Cue Seinfeld theme song*) “To me the hardest part of being a professional football player is on the one hand you’re a millionaire. On the other, they blow a whistle and you have to run around after a football.” Now that’s funny. As Steve Martin said: “Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”
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