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GCSE Results! Dun Dun Duuuuuuun!

Okay so for us teens here in the UK yesterday we got out GCSE results. Everyone was on edge and every conceivable social networking site was flooded with worry and dread.  608 more words

My Life

Sliding mirrored wardrobe doors x3 plus runners and tracks

From: redfacedass

To: kelly4gazzasolid


Dear kelly4gazzasolid,

How are you getting on? I’m great (thanks).

What lovely robe mirrors you have. We have ones just like it! 779 more words


road signs of the day

Mother borns you once but safety borns you always. (Classic)

Hug your kids at home but belt them in car. (All those tiger moms, are thinking, why spare the belt?) 32 more words


Having A Baby? Let Us Overcharge You!

Have you ever noticed that the minute you mention the word “wedding”, suddenly everything triples in cost. A bottle of non-alcoholic grape juice incurs a corkage charge of £6 per bottle, more that the drink, which doesn’t have a cork, costs in the first place! 462 more words


Looking for Mr. Right....

Tall, dark and handsome, perhaps??  Well… if I were writing this ad, and I’m not, because I’ve already found Mr. Right, but if I were….  “Average height (because tall people make me nervous…), dark and handsome.   486 more words