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Random Golfing Conversations - Albert

EXT.   COLD AUTUMN WEDNESDAY, MYNYDD BRAWDAFAD GOLF CLUB

2 forlorn figures standing on the 132 yard, par 3, 13th.

Albert, a youngster of 48 takes out a 5 iron and swings it ferociously throughout the conversation. 511 more words

Byron Kalies

JONNY CATAPAULT - THE PLUMBER THE ARTISTS ALL TRUST & FREDA KAHLO’S CORRODED PIPES

“Well I’ve never seen the like of it Freda girl. I mean to say corrosion being the complex series of reactions between the water and metal pipes in which the water is transported leading to oxidation certainly had discoloured your drinking water to the point it had become toxic – fucking lucky you called me out when you did. 515 more words

BOOK WORM

I love to read. I don’t really know anyone my age who reads anymore. Don’t get me wrong I am a serial TV watcher, but nothing beats a book. 345 more words

Life

Retire someone – make Windies series profitable..

BCCI Official 1 : Umm…guys, let’s have a full
series with West Indies in October-November.
BCCI Official 2: But why? That will mean 8
months of continuous cricket without any break… 648 more words

Humour

Norbert's invention

I’m sure there must be a moral to this story, but I can’t for the life of me think what it is…

Norbert’s passion for inventing had made him an object of ridicule among the bucks in his neighbourhood. 479 more words

Writing Prompts & Challenges

A frog on holidays

Croak, why should I go on holidays? The weather is just amazing in Oxford right now!

“You are right, dear little chap, but taking some weeks off means that you will open your eyes and your mind to new horizons, explore other realities and may as well just have time to relax. 76 more words

Humour

Farewell Mr. Coffee--Redux

Thank you for joining me for the summer redux series. I am re-posting stories you may not have read, in the fashion of a summer re-run.

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Humor