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Banned For Life

‘English is a crazy language, isn’t it?’ I said. ‘I mean, there is neither egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. 188 more words

Poem - Knees + Pavement

Knees meeting pavement -
It’s not as much of a misfortune
As it is a way of life.

When the fear of heights,
As low as six feet, is competing… 23 more words


two guys in a bar

There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building.

The first man said ” I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!” 146 more words


Part-Time Lover

The differences between a casual relationship – aka NSA (No Strings Attached) and a potential relationship – aka this may be your future boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse/bae.

It’s quite easy to blur the lines when embarking on a relationship with someone. 723 more words


Auntie Doris Writes (July 23, 2014 at 10:45PM)

Auntie Doris’s That’s Swearing #9 Chuff

Chuff is a lovely English swearword that came from the days of the industrial revolution, the wonderful gift that Northern England gave the world! 503 more words