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You Are Humpty Dumpty

I’m not sure how old I was when I first heard that Mother Goose had written some nursery rhymes.  Perhaps it was my mom who told them to me.   190 more words


Don't do it, Humpty!

My favorite nursery rhyme has always been Humpty Dumpty. I recall feeling so sad for that poor soon-to-be scrambled egg, and so mad at all of those kings men for not being able to put him back to good again. 198 more words

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Post Office

Have you been to a US post office lately? Unfortunately, I go every day to send out all of the books I have sold for that day. 618 more words

Funny Stuff

The Ballad of Elizabeth Howard

This is a True Story. The events depicted took place at various locations in London during 2013. At the request of the survivors, the names have been changed. 10,447 more words


Don’t Be an Egg!

Humpty-Dumpty was an idiot. The well known story of this git who obviously disregarded the laws of nature and sat on a wall that was too high for him is ample to establish that. 397 more words


Please Don't Put Humpty Together Again


     Updated 22/07/2014

     Billy Majestic’s arresting Graphic Novel, Humpty Dumpty is a Science Fiction/Horror yarn and definitely not recommended for children.

     Vivid colours and smooth digital blending achieve a film-like look; entirely appropriate for a snappy origin tale which plays like a movie storyboard and makes no qualms about its B-Movie intentions. 61 more words


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Hump-Day Dumpty #13

Unlucky Number 13-It figures that this Humpty comes with a tale of misfortune.

Over the 4th of July weekend word reached Kiddieland that Humpty Dumpty at the… 497 more words

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