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Damn You Dog Collar - Surly & Inanimate - by Patrick W. Marsh

Dear off-brand purple dog collar with leopard-print patterns,

Why? Why are you so hard to unclasp when you’ve clipped together wrong? When you work, and the brown fastener with the silver ring around it clicks together, you give my dog an identity, owners, and a jingling echo of metallic tags wherever she goes. 203 more words


Faceplant 02 - By Jacob Steinbauer

I wasn’t born a naughty kid; I learned it from watching my brother, Eli. We had a number of, well, let’s call them unspoken arrangements. It’s just how two people work when they spend enough time together. 791 more words

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