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Budweiser merchandise: extortionate1 comment

deadlyjelly wrote 22 hours ago: Me: I had a terrible dream last night- Husband <eagerly>: Oh yes? Me: Well, you remember Stuar … more →

Tags: Friends, booze kitty, budweiser merchandise, dream, interpreting dreams, nail clippers, nightmare, women are stingy

Husband's definition of corners3 comments

deadlyjelly wrote 2 weeks ago: Me: Can you go a bit slower, PLEASE? Husband: Sure (eases up infinitesimally on the accelerator). Me … more →

Tags: Bends, boy racer, drag-racer, Driving, Roadster

In the meantime4 comments

deadlyjelly wrote 2 months ago: Here’s what else you missed (warning: don’t get too excited). The weekend after Husband’s departure, … more →

Tags: New Zealand, Curly Coat Retriever, dog hair, dog panniers, dog wandering, high-tech formula, Mount Wellington, neuter, neutering dog

Flame of Passion9 comments

deadlyjelly wrote 2 months ago: He clasped her to his glistening chest. “My one true love,” he rasped, urgently. A frown creased her … more →

Tags: Business Trip, Flame of Passion, Nausea, Pancakes, Stomach Bug

He's Just Not That Into You4 comments

deadlyjelly wrote 2 months ago: I was mentally violated at MarkJ’s last night. Of course, camp and all as it is, we should have watc … more →

Tags: Movies, drew manimore, Geena Davis, He's Just Not That Into You, Jennifer Aniston, lesbian flicks, Maniston, mentally violated, Movie Review

Hopalong8 comments

deadlyjelly wrote 3 months ago: Today I wore shorts. Far from being a grand gesture to welcome summer with open arms and double help … more →

Tags: auckland, double helping of cellulite, fluorescent energy, hopalong, jumping jacks, New Zealand, nuclear quantity, Olympic Dream, open arms

AWW!3 comments

deadlyjelly wrote 3 months ago: So, you know how Jed recently blew away the competition to take the World’s Best Dog title? We … more →

Tags: auckland, Curly Coat Retriever, Curly Coated Retriever, For Sale!, New Zealand, Puppies, Puppy

A star amongst men5 comments

deadlyjelly wrote 3 months ago: It has been suggested that in my last few posts, I misrepresented Husband as a demanding, slothful y … more →

Tags: Au Contraire, demanding, Estonia, further from the truth, Galaxy Far Far Away!, honourable, Noble, Sex God, slothful

I don't do garnish8 comments

deadlyjelly wrote 4 months ago: Last night, I prepared gnocchi with burnt sage butter; roast beetroot, orange and spinach salad; vea … more →

Tags: Recipes, Gnocchi, burnt sage butter, roast beetroot, raw pastry, stodgy, Crispy Sage

Flashback to the 1970s1 comment

deadlyjelly wrote 4 months ago: Husband aspires to a style of dining that could be described as ‘fine’. He treats mealtimes as if he … more →

Tags: Recipes, auckland, Fine Dining, Top-class Restaurant, Lamb Chops, Balsamic reduction, au gratin, braised asparagus, baked alaska

You can't see anything for the goosebumps

deadlyjelly wrote 4 months ago: Since our bask atop Mt Eden last weekend, Auckland has enjoyed a week of near perfect weather. Yeste … more →

Tags: New Zealand, auckland, MR2, Weather, KareKare, Mount Eden, Forecast, Sunny, sports car

How to make the perfect cup of tea8 comments

deadlyjelly wrote 4 months ago: Couldn’t tell you. Tea. The stuff turns me cold. I’ve never understood why companies would man … more →

Tags: Coffee, Filter, Earl Grey, Tea, How to make the perfect cup of tea, BREW, jock strap, Great-Aunt, fan

Boiled possum piss doesn't taste so bad14 comments

deadlyjelly wrote 4 months ago: The other day, Husband and I returned from our daily walk. We were cold, wet and covered in mud and … more →

Tags: New Zealand, Filter, water tank, out of water, dead pigeon, fell blow, verbal chinese burn, delineated duties, dog maintenance

Greeting spring with a good wallow

deadlyjelly wrote 4 months ago: There are hints of spring in the air (for the purposes of argument, I am choosing to ignore the rain … more →

Tags: Exercise, New Zealand, auckland, Puppy, Mud, Curly Coat Retriever, hint of humping, spring, Mount Eden

Viewers are advised to use discretion2 comments

deadlyjelly wrote 4 months ago: Warning: some viewers may find the following footage disturbing. Below are some videos we took after … more →

Tags: Exercise, New Zealand, mountain road, Curly Coat Retriever, Fetch, Dog Training, ball, Speaking, animates

Only 41,851,439 more feet to go

deadlyjelly wrote 4 months ago: Finally, the photographic evidence:- Husband risks life and limb. So I’m not sure what Husband … more →

Tags: New Zealand, south island, snow, Curly Coat Retriever, Turangi, Pillars of Hercules, SH1, kaimanawa road, Mount Ruapehu

Ducks: a savage species6 comments

deadlyjelly wrote 4 months ago: So the next post was to be an account of the great road trip home from Oamaru. I am pure MORTIFIED t … more →

Tags: New Zealand, oamaru, abalone, interislander, Curly Coat Retriever, Timaru, Turangi, desert road, Wellington

528 minutes2 comments

deadlyjelly wrote 4 months ago: While I wait for Husband to sort out my Dell, I’m back using my Compaq Evo N200. Now, I love m … more →

Tags: laptop, dell xps m1210, compaq evo n200, Weight, compact, bluetooth, RAM

The soundtrack4 comments

deadlyjelly wrote 4 months ago: Me: Ok, I’ve been thinking about music for the trip home. Now, as far as I see it, we have two optio … more →

Tags: New Zealand, True Love, Road Trip, Lame, Soundtrack, Playlist, Selection, memory stick, mp3


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