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TMI Thursday: The time my boyfriend got intimate with my fecal matter

Watch out, it’s TMI Thursday! This one should have you sufficiently grossed-out. On with it . . . — Okay, sorry. That title made it sound like my Lawyerman is a fecalphiliac (why is my spell che… more →

Don't prop me up beside no stinking jukebox — 8 comments

longredcape wrote 5 months ago: As I was listening to Owner of a Lonely Heart by Yes earlier today, I got to thinking about how I … more →

Tags: alcoholism: I has it., I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., I am a fucking genius, narcissism is necessary sometimes, I MEAN IT--YOU BETTER FUCKING CRY

Dirty texts, body farms, and incest — 10 comments

longredcape wrote 6 months ago: Oh, hello there, blog! I almost forgot you were here! I was telling Andy the other day that I feel l … more →

Tags: Murray, WTF, sex, my womanly time makes me extremly horny, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., could have gone without seeing that, I blame texting, I live in a redneck town, Andy

Now I'm going to have "It's a small world after all" running through my head all day. — 7 comments

longredcape wrote 6 months ago: The other day, The Lawyer and I were discussing the difficulties of small town dating. He said that … more →

Tags: Adam, I blame texting, I live in a redneck town, why am I only attractive to drunks?, you don't want to be 'that guy', Pls to take pity? Kthx., aren't you glad you're not me right now?, The Lawyer, sometimes guys are creepy

LRC Makes Bad Decisions, Vol. 17 — 14 comments

longredcape wrote 8 months ago: I’m going to attempt a lighthearted approach at this post, because 1) it’s FRIDAY! and 2 … more →

Tags: Adam, Single life, alcoholism: I has it., BrownEyes, I blame texting, this is the new plan, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, I'm single because I'm crazy, Emotions

Meh. — 7 comments

longredcape wrote 9 months ago: That’s how I’ve been feeling lately. About blogging. About dating. About life. I feel li … more →

Tags: men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, WTF, people are dumb, I live in a redneck town, why am I only attractive to drunks?, Fail, you don't want to be 'that guy', crazy things need to stop happening to me, New York

This girl can't catch a break — 10 comments

longredcape wrote 10 months ago: Friday evening when I got home from work, I did a little tidying up and sat down at my computer to c … more →

Tags: could have gone without seeing that, crazy things need to stop happening to me, Pls to take pity? Kthx., Bubba Sparxxx was right—it IS gon' get ugly, aren't you glad you're not me right now?

I heart vlogging — 12 comments

longredcape wrote 10 months ago: Every time I vlog I feel like it’s gratuitous (oh, but vlogging, why can’t I quit you?), … more →

Tags: WTF, could have gone without seeing that, I live in a redneck town, I'm single because I'm crazy, Fail, blog love is the shiz, Materialism. I has it., New York, I can be scattered at times

No wonder I make men run screaming in the other direction — 12 comments

longredcape wrote 10 months ago: I feel like my life is repeating itself. Like I’m walking around in some fucked up circle of S … more →

Tags: Single life, god hates me, WTF, sex, pass the Ritalin - I may have Adult ADD, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., BrownEyes, I blame texting, this is what happens when you're crazy

I'd love to see my Google Analytics after this one — 11 comments

longredcape wrote 11 months ago: Topics of discussion on gchat with Andy today: Steve Jobs The Dark Knight Blue balls vs. pooping in … more →

Tags: Andy, could have gone without seeing that, google that shit, I am a 12 year old boy, I am a fucking genius, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., I *love* my Friends, I'm single because I'm crazy, pass the Ritalin - I may have Adult ADD

2009? I hope you kick 2008's ass. — 6 comments

longredcape wrote 11 months ago: Aside from Becky’s Bitchery (which was really only a miniscule annoyance that had little to no … more →

Tags: Murray, Single life, WTF, I live in a redneck town, this is what happens when you're crazy, in which I ask for your assistance, New York, The Holidays, color me confused

Fret not, all is well in LRCtown — 10 comments

longredcape wrote 12 months ago: Okay, so I found out what the deal was with the blatant denial of sex from New York. HE WAS SICK. SI … more →

Tags: this is what happens when you're crazy, New York, grandparents know what the hell they're talking about, ohhhh...NOW I get it!

Possible scenarios for getting New York into bed with me — 12 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: Normally, I am not a very shy person. But put me around a cute boy? And I am rendered incapacitated. … more →

Tags: alcoholism: I has it., aren't you glad you're not me right now?, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., I'm single because I'm crazy, New York, Pls to take pity? Kthx., sex, Single life, That's What SHE Said!

It's not Thanksgiving until . . . and Twilight — 12 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: God, is the weekend effing over already? UGH. I am trying to squeeze every last drop out of it that … more →

Tags: Adam, alcoholism: I has it., BrownEyes, could have gone without seeing that, crazy things need to stop happening to me, helloooooo tangent, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., I hope you have the attention span to get through this, I'm single because I'm crazy

Naw y'all — 9 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: In an effort to amuse Andy, because I was bored (and he won’t admit it, but he was, too), I vi … more →

Tags: alcoholism: I has it., I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., could have gone without seeing that, this is what happens when you're crazy, Andy, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, I'm single because I'm crazy, Vlogging, Fail

Think I'm gonna get me some happy — 8 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: So, remember when I said I was pissed that BE didn’t come with me to the visitation for my dec … more →

Tags: Claire, alcoholism: I has it., BrownEyes, Andy, Halloween

Rah Rah, Sis Boom Bah! — 6 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: It still fits! (Sorta.) You can’t see the gaping hole in the back where I was unable to button … more →

Tags: Halloween, I got mad Photoshop skills yo


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