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onthecurb wrote 1 week ago: No, this is not my neighbor's actual chair, but one lifted from Flickr. How ballsy and intrusive … more →

Tags: wont you be my neighbor, adirondack chairs, lawn ornaments, silly decor fads, minimalist

So, tell me, handwriting analysts...am I a threat to society?6 comments

onthecurb wrote 2 weeks ago: Hmm, I have spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to properly scan a post.  If you can’t se … more →

Tags: Handwriting, letter, analyze my slants and curves

Smokey and the Bandit2 comments

onthecurb wrote 2 weeks ago: Since my DIY skills have sailed off into the wild blue yonder, I opted for the Let us install the du … more →

Tags: Fine feathered friends, i smell something, smoking, smokers, Cigarettes, horsing around, Anything For a Laugh, i'm sorry i ruined your new year's eve party lieutenant

slip!9 comments

onthecurb wrote 2 weeks ago: A few days back, I was taking out the trash.  There’s a beaten path I follow around the side o … more →

Tags: The Small Critter Whisperer, Cats, chipmunks, Flip-Flops, FOOD CHAIN, heebie jeebies, slugs

My hell is full of dentists4 comments

onthecurb wrote 3 weeks ago: I have an unnatural, debilitating fear of dentists.  I avoid the dentist’s office at all cost. … more →

Tags: Dentists, fear of dentists, odontophobia, dental anxiety, Dentophobia, see i really am crazy

Heigh ho, the dairy-o...what does that even mean?5 comments

onthecurb wrote 3 weeks ago: Because I’m batfecalmatter crazy, I’m trying my hand at NaBloPoMo again this year, posti … more →

Tags: mommyblogging, NaBloPoMo, photos, red sequins

Where the Nauseous Moms Are3 comments

onthecurb wrote 1 month ago: Remember when I said I don’t do movie reviews?  Right.  I don’t.  However, I saw Where t … more →

Tags: kids are kewl, Where the Wild Things Are, overrated movies, disappointment, childhood treasure, dome theater, dramamine

Dreamboat Fannie4 comments

onthecurb wrote 1 month ago: When I first brought i(nglebert)Mac home, I got down to business exploring his hunky body and all it … more →

Tags: Fine feathered friends, Ben Affleck, GarageBand, Giant Squid, imac, money money money money money, pinch and twist, PLAYING CARDS, sweet dreams are made of this

Yeh, yeh, not just a river in Egypt9 comments

onthecurb wrote 2 months ago: I’ve been in a quandary of wondering how I can transition out of that last post about my frien … more →

Tags: denial-try some-it's delicious

What are you thinking about this very second?7 comments

onthecurb wrote 3 months ago: Since writing I shit you not in my previous post, I’ve had this looping mental image of myself … more →

Tags: i doodled my pants, Doodles, crazy daisy

You have meaning in my world3 comments

onthecurb wrote 3 months ago: Help!  I’m being stalked.  I’m being followed in my car.  I’m being haunted. By th … more →

Tags: Missing you, John Waite, repetition killed the cat

You know me from where?4 comments

onthecurb wrote 3 months ago: Let me preface this by saying I have a nontraditional sense of humor.  See also: warped, fucked up, … more →

Tags: Fine feathered friends, i likie long time, Authors, Writers, gifts, Books, Chuck Palahniuk, Christopher Moore, Tim Sandlin

When the going gets tough, the tough go to the movies7 comments

onthecurb wrote 4 months ago: Ahoy, Matey!  I be commandeerin’ me Good Ship Lollipop full er wee sprogs.  I be tirin’ … more →

Tags: Movies, boredom, pirate-speak, shit hitting the fan, Bruno, Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Books, Book vs. Movie

Exceeding my bandwidth on the word 'vagina'8 comments

onthecurb wrote 5 months ago: At the risk of causing massive worldwide labial growth, I’ll post my vagina music playlist.  B … more →

Tags: vagina music, mellow music

My eyes are open8 comments

onthecurb wrote 5 months ago: Continuing on with observations from the Coldplay excursion.  You know, because observing is my thin … more →

Tags: kids are kewl, itouch apps, coldplay concert, long drive home, Stay Awake, butt shaker, pda, The Proclaimers, i'm gonna be

Nashville, it's been a while. Did you miss me?2 comments

onthecurb wrote 5 months ago: Back about 2000 and 9, I left Tennessee very much alive.  And, hard of hearing.  And, with an achy b … more →

Tags: i likie long time, kids are kewl, Coldplay, confetti butterflies, conway twitty, Happy Birthday!, happy teenager, happy toddler, Hard Rock Cafe

Ruh-roh, Reorge! Someone's still whiling away their days on Runescape.4 comments

onthecurb wrote 5 months ago: This is one of those posts where a few most all of you may want to turn your head and cough or ponde … more →

Tags: kids are kewl, Breastfeeding, runescape, adults on runescape, video game addiction, mother/son bonding, noob

Hear ye! Hear ye!6 comments

onthecurb wrote 6 months ago: Peekaboo.  Here I am.  And, guess what?  Because I need to feel some sense of accomplishment, I … more →

Tags: To-do List, writing, curb, book, Delusions of grandeur, Goals, New Year's Resolutions

Waldo, honey. Where ya been all my life?3 comments

onthecurb wrote 6 months ago: I am diggin’ on this new shirt design from mental_floss.  And, I’m totally adding it to … more →

Tags: i likie long time, MOTHERS DAY, t-shirt, a good man, waldo, mental_floss


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