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Dirty texts, body farms, and incest

Oh, hello there, blog! I almost forgot you were here! I was telling Andy the other day that I feel like I should be blogging more regularly. That I shouldn’t start being boring just because I ha… more →

Dirty texts, body farms, and incest — 10 comments

longredcape wrote 5 months ago: Oh, hello there, blog! I almost forgot you were here! I was telling Andy the other day that I feel l … more →

Tags: Murray, WTF, sex, my womanly time makes me extremly horny, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., could have gone without seeing that, I live in a redneck town, Andy, I am a complete and utter moron

Now I'm going to have "It's a small world after all" running through my head all day. — 7 comments

longredcape wrote 5 months ago: The other day, The Lawyer and I were discussing the difficulties of small town dating. He said that … more →

Tags: Adam, aren't you glad you're not me right now?, I am a complete and utter moron, I live in a redneck town, I'm totally going to start saying "Butt-fucky, Pls to take pity? Kthx., Puerto Rican prostitutes are the BEST prostitutes, sometimes guys are creepy, The Lawyer

Hungry for love and it's feedin' time — 9 comments

longredcape wrote 6 months ago: You’re getting bullets. Deal with it. I’m leaving work in four hours and I don’t h … more →

Tags: getting the hell out of dodge, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., I can be scattered at times, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, Murray, New York, people are dumb, The Lawyer, why can't I be independently wealthy?

Pregnancy! Also, the Ideal Man — 14 comments

longredcape wrote 6 months ago: I would make this a bullet point post, but knowing me, the bullets would probably end up really long … more →

Tags: WTF, people are dumb, I live in a redneck town, Glen, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, when gchat causes me to have a revelation, That's What SHE Said!, grandparents know what the hell they're talking about, I can be scattered at times

Look, I know I'm awesome. But please, leave me the eff alone. — 13 comments

longredcape wrote 6 months ago: I debated even writing a post on this because, for one thing, it would be short, and I’m not e … more →

Tags: Adam, men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, WTF, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, why am I only attractive to drunks?, when gchat causes me to have a revelation, you don't want to be 'that guy'

The Four Horsemen of the Dating Apocalypse — 10 comments

longredcape wrote 7 months ago: I’ve had so many dating fiascos, it should be illegal. With numerous relationships gone awry, … more →

Tags: men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, WTF, people are dumb, I live in a redneck town, Glen, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, you don't want to be 'that guy', crazy things need to stop happening to me

Adventures in Online and Interracial Dating — 10 comments

longredcape wrote 7 months ago: Not even two weeks into the online dating thing, I have concluded that this is the breakdown of type … more →

Tags: Single life, eyeball farting is scary, Smartass Engineer, if you don't hear back from me make sure Andy inherits, I'm not very good at telling racist jokes

LRC Makes Bad Decisions, Vol. 17 — 14 comments

longredcape wrote 7 months ago: I’m going to attempt a lighthearted approach at this post, because 1) it’s FRIDAY! and 2 … more →

Tags: Adam, Single life, alcoholism: I has it., BrownEyes, this is the new plan, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, I'm single because I'm crazy, Emotions, did we break enough this time?

The letter — 8 comments

longredcape wrote 8 months ago: Well, something good did come out of being pursued by BrownEyes’s friend. After he texted me l … more →

Tags: men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, BrownEyes, Serious stuff, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, in which I ask for your assistance, Emotions, did we break enough this time?

Trying isn't always enough — 9 comments

longredcape wrote 8 months ago: Allright people, let’s get this over with. So remember how BrownEyes wanted to get back togeth … more →

Tags: men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, god hates me, BrownEyes, people are dumb, I live in a redneck town, this is what happens when you're crazy, the depression, I'm single because I'm crazy

ARGH — 10 comments

longredcape wrote 8 months ago: Folks, I honestly don’t think I like the way my blog is becoming only about my love life latel … more →

Tags: aren't you glad you're not me right now?, BrownEyes, Bubba Sparxxx was right—it IS gon' get ugly, could something else PLEASE go wrong?, crazy things need to stop happening to me, did we break enough this time?, Emotions, I live in a redneck town, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one

Outta my way, I've got a life to live — 11 comments

longredcape wrote 8 months ago: This New York shit has me so irritated I’m ready to throw in the towel. Let me draw up a littl … more →

Tags: men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, pass the Ritalin - I may have Adult ADD, Fail, did we break enough this time?, New York, I can be mean TOO, I *love* my Friends, a cycle of suck

I just don't have words. (OK, I actually have 981 words, but who's counting?) — 17 comments

longredcape wrote 9 months ago: Things just go from bad to worse, don’t they? Sigh. I kinda went on a roller coaster of emotio … more →

Tags: men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, god hates me, WTF, BrownEyes, I live in a redneck town, Andy, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, I hope you have the attention span to get through this

The cupcakes probably would have been too dry anyway — 15 comments

longredcape wrote 9 months ago: I’m trying to stay positive through all this crap I’m going through right now. Really, I … more →

Tags: Murray, men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, god hates me, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, the depression, Fail, Emotions, did we break enough this time?

Good Lord, make it stop — 16 comments

longredcape wrote 9 months ago: Well, it’s “Facebook Official.” Murray is now in a relationship. Murray, the guy I … more →

Tags: a cycle of suck, Andy, BrownEyes, Bubba Sparxxx was right—it IS gon' get ugly, Claire, could something else PLEASE go wrong?, crazy things need to stop happening to me, did we break enough this time?, Emotions

Irritation — 7 comments

longredcape wrote 9 months ago: I’ll spare you any poeticism or whimsy I may have otherwise included in this post and just get … more →

Tags: god hates me, I live in a redneck town, this is what happens when you're crazy, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, in which I ask for your assistance, Emotions, google that shit, New York, color me confused

No wonder I make men run screaming in the other direction — 12 comments

longredcape wrote 9 months ago: I feel like my life is repeating itself. Like I’m walking around in some fucked up circle of S … more →

Tags: Single life, god hates me, WTF, sex, pass the Ritalin - I may have Adult ADD, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., BrownEyes, this is what happens when you're crazy, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one

I know you're jealous of my ultra-classy lifestyle — 11 comments

longredcape wrote 10 months ago: Last Friday night found me with an invitation to dinner from NY and and invitation to a party from m … more →

Tags: alcoholism: I has it., WTF, Facebook stalking -- almost never a good idea, could have gone without seeing that, people are dumb, I live in a redneck town, this is what happens when you're crazy, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, blog love is the shiz

In which I share the pitiful details of my life — 8 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: So yeah, I was in a bit of a funk on Monday. I think my somber mood had a little to do with the lack … more →

Tags: Andy, BrownEyes, Claire, pass the Ritalin - I may have Adult ADD, project runway, scott, selling the house, Single life, SoccerBoy


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