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The kind of woman I am

(Blatantly stolen inspired by this post by Chelsea) Photo by my Ma I am the type of woman who: does not like turtlenecks because she feels like she’s being choked when she wears them, who thinks… more →

The kind of woman I am — 12 comments

longredcape wrote 5 months ago: (Blatantly stolen inspired by this post by Chelsea) Photo by my Ma I am the type of woman who: does … more →

Tags: blog love is the shiz, Poop, oh God there she goes again with this crap, narcissism is necessary sometimes

Hungry for love and it's feedin' time — 9 comments

longredcape wrote 7 months ago: You’re getting bullets. Deal with it. I’m leaving work in four hours and I don’t h … more →

Tags: getting the hell out of dodge, I blame texting, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., I hope you have the attention span to get through this, Murray, New York, people are dumb, The Lawyer, why can't I be independently wealthy?

Pregnancy! Also, the Ideal Man — 14 comments

longredcape wrote 7 months ago: I would make this a bullet point post, but knowing me, the bullets would probably end up really long … more →

Tags: Glen, grandparents know what the hell they're talking about, I blame texting, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, I live in a redneck town, I'm not very good at telling racist jokes, people are dumb, sometimes guys are creepy, That's What SHE Said!

Look, I know I'm awesome. But please, leave me the eff alone. — 13 comments

longredcape wrote 7 months ago: I debated even writing a post on this because, for one thing, it would be short, and I’m not e … more →

Tags: a cycle of suck, Adam, color me confused, crazy things need to stop happening to me, Gonzo, I blame texting, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, in which strange men approach me and I don't know what

On insults, sperm, and booze — 8 comments

longredcape wrote 8 months ago: So, I received a negative comment on my last post, and I’m going to try not to go into a long … more →

Tags: Single life, alcoholism: I has it., Andy, this is the new plan, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, the depression, I'm single because I'm crazy, Emotions, helloooooo tangent

Trying isn't always enough — 9 comments

longredcape wrote 9 months ago: Allright people, let’s get this over with. So remember how BrownEyes wanted to get back togeth … more →

Tags: men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, god hates me, BrownEyes, people are dumb, I blame texting, I live in a redneck town, this is what happens when you're crazy, the depression

Good Lord, make it stop — 16 comments

longredcape wrote 10 months ago: Well, it’s “Facebook Official.” Murray is now in a relationship. Murray, the guy I … more →

Tags: Claire, men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, god hates me, The past..., WTF, sex, BrownEyes, Facebook stalking -- almost never a good idea

I heart vlogging — 12 comments

longredcape wrote 10 months ago: Every time I vlog I feel like it’s gratuitous (oh, but vlogging, why can’t I quit you?), … more →

Tags: WTF, could have gone without seeing that, I live in a redneck town, I'm single because I'm crazy, Fail, I am a complete and utter moron, blog love is the shiz, Materialism. I has it., New York

No wonder I make men run screaming in the other direction — 12 comments

longredcape wrote 10 months ago: I feel like my life is repeating itself. Like I’m walking around in some fucked up circle of S … more →

Tags: Single life, god hates me, WTF, sex, pass the Ritalin - I may have Adult ADD, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., BrownEyes, I blame texting, this is what happens when you're crazy

This post is all over the place and will probably not make any sense — 14 comments

longredcape wrote 11 months ago: Today, after much procrastination, I finally gave in and went to my friend Sandra’s to get my … more →

Tags: The past..., BrownEyes, Serious stuff, this is what happens when you're crazy, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, I'm single because I'm crazy, Emotions, did we break enough this time?, helloooooo tangent

Cover me with a good dream — 12 comments

longredcape wrote 11 months ago: I think any negative feelings about the situtation with New York I may have procured from having som … more →

Tags: I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., Serious stuff, Emotions, New York, The Black Crowes help me come up with post titles somet, I really have to pee right now


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