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John Green Quote #008

“The venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t want to date is a circle.”

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The Fault In Our Stars Quote #008

“Thank you for explaining that my eye cancer isn’t going to make me deaf. I feel so fortunate that an intellectual giant like yourself would deign to operate on me.”

- Isaac

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John Green Quote #007

“Are you a banana?”

“Oh come on. These questions are just getting stupid. Like, do I have some kind of pale exterior that you can peel away and then-”

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John Green Quote #006

“Let me explain why I like to pay taxes for schools even though I don’t personally have a kid in school: I don’t like living in a country with a bunch of stupid people.”

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The Fault In Our Stars Quote #007

“Tell me my copy is missing the last twenty pages or something.”

{Pause}

“Hazel Grace, tell me I have not reached the end of this book.”

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The Fault In Our Stars Quote #006

“Headline?”

“Swing Set Needs Home.”

“Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home.”

“Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children.”

- Augustus Waters & Hazel Grace Lancaster

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The Fault In Our Stars Quote #005

“Do you have a wish?”

“No, I used my wish pre-Miracle.”

“What’d you do?”

“I was thirteen…”

“Not Disney.”

{Long Pause}

“You did not go to Disney World.”

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