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I Came, I Saw, I Said Fuck This, I'm Outta Here

I was supposed to go to a happy hour tonight. I’m supposed to be there now, but instead I’m sitting at my desk at home in a pair of yoga pants with a decent beer next to me. 736 more words

I Just Can't

And We Shall Warm Our Hands on a Fire Fueled By Rich Men's Kindles

One of the reasons I moved to Seattle was because of the bus. It sounds weird and a lot of people, at least the ones who come from St. 1,164 more words

WTF