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Crazy Girlfriend Behavior10 comments

longredcape wrote 5 months ago: In every new relationship, I think every woman should be allowed a small amount of Crazy Girlfriend … more →

Tags: pass the Ritalin - I may have Adult ADD, Facebook stalking -- almost never a good idea, this is what happens when you're crazy, I got mad Photoshop skills yo, I am a 12 year old boy, The Lawyer

Dirty texts, body farms, and incest10 comments

longredcape wrote 5 months ago: Oh, hello there, blog! I almost forgot you were here! I was telling Andy the other day that I feel l … more →

Tags: Murray, WTF, sex, my womanly time makes me extremly horny, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., could have gone without seeing that, I blame texting, Andy, I am a complete and utter moron

Now I'm going to have "It's a small world after all" running through my head all day.7 comments

longredcape wrote 6 months ago: The other day, The Lawyer and I were discussing the difficulties of small town dating. He said that … more →

Tags: Adam, aren't you glad you're not me right now?, I am a complete and utter moron, I blame texting, I'm totally going to start saying "Butt-fucky, Pls to take pity? Kthx., Puerto Rican prostitutes are the BEST prostitutes, sometimes guys are creepy, The Lawyer

Open letters to asshats everywhere13 comments

longredcape wrote 6 months ago: Dear Guy Who Feels The Need To Yell At Me From Inside His Dodge Pickup Truck With The Trailer Hitch … more →

Tags: Claire, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., Facebook stalking -- almost never a good idea, people are dumb, Fail, you don't want to be 'that guy', I am a 12 year old boy, in which strange men approach me and I don't know what, vom

Pregnancy! Also, the Ideal Man14 comments

longredcape wrote 7 months ago: I would make this a bullet point post, but knowing me, the bullets would probably end up really long … more →

Tags: Glen, grandparents know what the hell they're talking about, I blame texting, I can be scattered at times, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, I'm not very good at telling racist jokes, people are dumb, sometimes guys are creepy, That's What SHE Said!

The Four Horsemen of the Dating Apocalypse10 comments

longredcape wrote 7 months ago: I’ve had so many dating fiascos, it should be illegal. With numerous relationships gone awry, … more →

Tags: men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, WTF, people are dumb, I blame texting, Glen, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, you don't want to be 'that guy', crazy things need to stop happening to me

Trying isn't always enough9 comments

longredcape wrote 8 months ago: Allright people, let’s get this over with. So remember how BrownEyes wanted to get back togeth … more →

Tags: men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, god hates me, BrownEyes, people are dumb, I blame texting, this is what happens when you're crazy, the depression, I'm single because I'm crazy

ARGH10 comments

longredcape wrote 8 months ago: Folks, I honestly don’t think I like the way my blog is becoming only about my love life latel … more →

Tags: men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, WTF, BrownEyes, I blame texting, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, Emotions, did we break enough this time?, crazy things need to stop happening to me

Meh.7 comments

longredcape wrote 9 months ago: That’s how I’ve been feeling lately. About blogging. About dating. About life. I feel li … more →

Tags: men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, WTF, people are dumb, why am I only attractive to drunks?, Fail, I am a complete and utter moron, you don't want to be 'that guy', crazy things need to stop happening to me, New York

Stalker or sweetie?10 comments

longredcape wrote 9 months ago: I have the benefit of having two of the best parents on the face of the planet. I can “hang … more →

Tags: Single life, WTF, why am I only attractive to drunks?, in which I ask for your assistance, you don't want to be 'that guy', crazy things need to stop happening to me, in which strange men approach me and I don't know what

I just don't have words. (OK, I actually have 981 words, but who's counting?)17 comments

longredcape wrote 9 months ago: Things just go from bad to worse, don’t they? Sigh. I kinda went on a roller coaster of emotio … more →

Tags: men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, god hates me, WTF, BrownEyes, I blame texting, Andy, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, I hope you have the attention span to get through this

Good Lord, make it stop16 comments

longredcape wrote 10 months ago: Well, it’s “Facebook Official.” Murray is now in a relationship. Murray, the guy I … more →

Tags: Claire, men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, god hates me, The past..., WTF, sex, BrownEyes, Facebook stalking -- almost never a good idea

Irritation7 comments

longredcape wrote 10 months ago: I’ll spare you any poeticism or whimsy I may have otherwise included in this post and just get … more →

Tags: god hates me, I blame texting, this is what happens when you're crazy, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, in which I ask for your assistance, Emotions, google that shit, New York, color me confused

I heart vlogging12 comments

longredcape wrote 10 months ago: Every time I vlog I feel like it’s gratuitous (oh, but vlogging, why can’t I quit you?), … more →

Tags: WTF, could have gone without seeing that, I'm single because I'm crazy, Fail, I am a complete and utter moron, blog love is the shiz, Materialism. I has it., New York, I can be scattered at times

You can't fire me, bitch I quit18 comments

longredcape wrote 11 months ago: I’m going to take a break today from blogging about my love life to tell you a horror story fr … more →

Tags: god hates me, The past..., WTF, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., people are dumb, Work crap, this is what happens when you're crazy, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, I hope you have the attention span to get through this

I know you're jealous of my ultra-classy lifestyle11 comments

longredcape wrote 11 months ago: Last Friday night found me with an invitation to dinner from NY and and invitation to a party from m … more →

Tags: alcoholism: I has it., WTF, Facebook stalking -- almost never a good idea, could have gone without seeing that, people are dumb, I blame texting, this is what happens when you're crazy, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, blog love is the shiz

2009? I hope you kick 2008's ass.6 comments

longredcape wrote 11 months ago: Aside from Becky’s Bitchery (which was really only a miniscule annoyance that had little to no … more →

Tags: Murray, Single life, WTF, this is what happens when you're crazy, in which I ask for your assistance, I am a complete and utter moron, New York, The Holidays, color me confused

Girls gone bitchy9 comments

longredcape wrote 11 months ago: I have a friend. Let’s call her “Becky.” Becky and I have been friends since kinde … more →

Tags: WTF, Serious stuff, women are equally as confusing as men, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, Emotions, New York, Becky, I can be mean TOO

HELP!19 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: So, I know I haven’t mentioned BrownEyes in a while, and there’s a reason for that. Actu … more →

Tags: Single life, BrownEyes, Work crap, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, in which I ask for your assistance, I'm single because I'm crazy, crazy things need to stop happening to me, Pls to take pity? Kthx., New York


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