“I love you babyyyy… La la la la la…” ♪ ♫

Hi pessoas !!!
Cá estoy yo dinovo, como prometido ontem…

E é com muitoooooo prazer, que hoje vou fazer a analise desse filme que foi um marco pra mim na epoca que eu vi, e continua valendo muito até hoje. E digo isso porque ele passou na segunda-feria na Sessão da Tarde, e caiu como uma luva dinovo, pois era justo o filme que eu precisava ver pra “refletir” um pouco (Sou quase um espelho, de tanto que reflito !!! kkkkkkk xD).
Bom, a principio pode parecer apenas mais uma das trilhões de comédias adolescente e romanticas que tempor ai, maaaaaaaas, não é !!! Essa tem uma “essência” diferente !!!

Então sem mais “bla bla blas”, vamos para a analise do filme “10 COISAS QUE EU ODEIO EM VOCÊ”:

Dessa vez, vou tentar (Eu disse tentar… porque num sei se vou cosneguir! rs) resumir mais e encurtar a história do filme, porque quero me apegar mais nos detalhes, nas cenas interessantes e nas lições que tirei do filme.

Antes de mais nada, devo informar que o filme é baseado na obra “A megera domada”, de Shakespeare.
Entonces, a história começa mais ou menos assim… o Cameron é o aluno novo que chega na escola e talz, e vai conhecer a escola sendo guiado pelo Michael (uma espécie de fracassado e não popular da escola).
E nisso o Cameron se depara com a Bianca e fica gamadão, o Michael fala mal dela, e diz que ela é uma mimada que nã ose importa com os outros e tirada e talz, mas o Cameron continuou gamadão nela e disse que tinha algo mais nela. Logo depois ele ve o Joey, que o Michael diz pra ele que é o tiradão da escola, o popular, e que já pegou tudo quanto é garota. E em seguida, o Michael quase eh atropelado pela Kat (Que é a principal da história) e diz para o Cameron que ela é a irmã anti-social e megera da Bianca.

Apresentado quase todos os personagens (Só falta + um, que é o outro principal), vamos ao “enredo” em si.

A história vai se resumir basicamente no seguinte: o Cameron descobre que a Bianca só pode sair com garotos e namorar, se a irmã dela Kat fizer o mesmo também (Já que o pai conhece bem a filha que tem, e acha essa hipotese totalmente remota). Ninguemmmm, nas escola topa sair com a Kat, pela fama que ela tem. Mas, bingooooo… eis que ele(Cameron) ajudado pelo Michael acham o cara perfeito, Patrick Verona.

E dai você me pergunta, porque ele é o cara certo ?!
Justo por ele ter a mesma fama da Kat, e lendas como ele ter passado 1 ano na prisão, de não ter mais o fígado e coisas desse tipow !!! kkkkkkkkkkkk

Agora falta ao Cameron grana pra convencer ele a sair com ela, e ai o Michael tem a brilhante idéia de usar o Joey como “laranja”, jah que o mesmo(Joey) quer dar uns pegas na Bianca. Então o Michael chega da essa idéia pro Joey, falando que achou o cara certo. Ai o Joey faz a proposta pro Verona, que acaba aceitando e cobra uma certa quantia de grana e talz.

E nisso começa a saga das tentativas de conquista do Verona em cima da Kat, enquanto o Cameron tenta conquistar a Bianca, que a principio caiu na labia do Joey e só quer saber dele.

Depois de muita coisaaaa ter acontecido, pulamos logo pro dia do baile… que a Kat vai com o Verona pra Bianca poder ir com o Cameron(Que a essa altura já ganhou ela do Joey). Só que la no baile as coisas saem errado, porque o Joey vendo que perdeu a Bianca pro Cameron, vai tirar satisfação com o Verona… dizendo que pagou a ele pra sair com a Kat, prapoder ficar com a Bianca, e não pro Cameron ficar.

E aiiii, a Kat ouve tudo… e descobriu a verdade e saiu de lá chorando !!! Ohhh, tadeenhaaaaaaaa…

Ai no outro dia, na aula… ela se oferece pra recitar um poema que era dever de casa. Ela recita um poema tão bunitcheeeeeeeeeen, e acaba chorando no final e sai correndo da sala. + como o Verona realmente gostava dela, e no decorrer do filme ele se demonstra um cara super gente boa, o contrario do que as pessoas pensavam. Então…

Depois da aula, a Kat vai até o carro dela e encontra uma guitarra…
O Verona aparece, e praticamente se declara pra ela…e os 2 se beijam !!! Que lindoooooooooooooo…. E FIM !!!

*DA ESQUERDA PRA DIREITA: Amiga da Kat, Michael, Amiga da Bianca, Joey, Kat, Verona, Bianca, Cameron.

PARTES E COISAS ENGRAÇADAS DO FILME:

▬ Logo no inicio quando o Michael vai desviar de um carro com a moto, e cai dum barranco com a moto e sai rolando !!! kkkkkkkkkkk
▬ Quando o Cameron vai tentar fazer a primeira abordagem no Verona, e o Verona pega furadeira e faz um buraco no livro dele(Cameron)!!!
▬ Quando o Michael vai sugerir a idéia(de pagar o Verona pra sair com a Kat) pro Joey, e o Joey desenha um pênis na cara dele (Michael) !!! kkkkkkk
▬ Quando o Cameron e o Michael vão até o bar pra falar com o Verona, ai o pessual jogando sinuca e talz. Ai o cara vai dar uma tacada pra matar a bola oito que tah na boca, ai o Michael passa e pega a bola na mão e diz: “O que legal!” na maior e inocencia, ai o cara erra a tacada e perde a aposta !!! kkkkkkkkk (Eu ri, porque realmente existe gente avuada assim!!!)
▬ Nessa mesma parte do bar, quando eles tão contando pro Verona das coisas que ela gosta e as coisas que ela odeia. Ai o Cameron vira pra ele e diz: “E tem mais um problema, ela gosta de cara bonitos!”. Ai fica aquele silencio, o Verona faz akela kara, e fala: “Você ta querendo dizer que eu não sou bonito ?!” kkkkkkkkkkkkk
Ai eles começam a gaguejar e dizem: Não, não…claro que é… bonitão, bem apessoado, e bla bla bla !!!” HASUDIHASIUhsiu  xD
▬ Quando a Bianca ta na aula de arco e flecha, e o Joey vem falar com ela. Ai, ela distraida acerta uma flecha na bunda do professor !!! kkkkkkkkkk
▬ O professor deles, que um negão…que começa a recitar Shakespeare em forma de Rap. Ai tem 2 branquelos tirados a reggaeros que se acham negros e se amarram !!! kkkkkkkkk
▬ Quando o Verona vai atrás da Kat num show, ai lá ele vira pra ela e fala: “Eu nunca tinha reparado direito, + até que você é sexy”. Só que ele fala isso quando tinha acabado a musica e todo mundo tinha ficado em silencio !!! kkkkkkkkk
▬ Quando o Verona é pego pelos guardinhas, depois de ter cantando na arquibancada, ai cosnegue se soltar….e dá um tapinha na bunda do guardinha !!! xD

PARTES E COISAS “BUNITCHEENHAS” DO FILME:

▬ Quando o Verona e Kat, “brincam” no Paintball e depois se beijam !!! Que gracinhaaaaaaa !!!
▬ Quando o Cameron da carona de volta pra casa pra Bianca(Puto da vida porque ela deixou ele de lado pra ficar andando com o Joey na festa), e ele vira e fala que só porque ela é Linda, ela não pode tratar as pessoas de qualquer jeito e usar, sem se importar. Ai ela vai e beija ele !!! Que bunitcheeeeeen !!!
▬ Quando o Verona leva a banda que ela mais gosta pra tocar no baile de formatura, e ela ve e se amarra. Ai ele disse que tinha cobrado um favor do pessual da banda !!! Ai a vocalista vem até perto dos 2 cantando.
▬ Quando o Verona canta “I Love you Baby” pra ela, das arquibancadas enquanto ela treinava futebol. Que linduuuuuuuuuu… um dia eu vou fazer issu ainda !!! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
▬ Quando a Kat lê o poema na sala de aula e sai correndo chorando depois.
▬ E no grande final, quando ela ve a guitarra no carro e ele aparece logo depois. E ele diz que tava com dinheiro sobrando, por isso comprou. É porque tinha um idiota que tinha pagado uma grana boa a ele pra sair com uma garota incrivel, só que ele estragou tudo, porque acabou se apaixonando.
Que lindoooooooooooooooooooo !!! Na boa, se eu sou mulher…eu dava pro cara ali na hora, no carro !!! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk (Sorte que eu num sou mulher !!! xD)

LIÇÕES QUE EU TIREI DO FILME:

▬ As vezes basta aparecer um cara gente boa pra falar umas verdades e abrir os olhos da menina linda, metida e que não se importa muito com os outros… pra ela cair na real, e passar a ser gente boa também e dar valor as coisas e pessoas certas !!!
▬ Não é todo dia que se encontra uma garota que mostra os peitos pro professor pra te livrar da sala do castigo !!! Se encontrar uma dessas, não deixe escapar !!! kkkkkkkkkkkk
▬ Os “bonzinhos” quando tem coragem, e atitude… também podem se dar bem com a mulherada !!!
▬ Sempre tem uma sandalhia prum pé descalço por ai em algum lugar !!! (No caso do Michael com a amiga da Kat, que os 2 são meio esquisitos e muito fãs de Shakespeare).
▬ No fim das contas, apostas podem ser lucrativas ao cubo !!! É por isso que eu adorooooooo apostar !!! (Menus isso que vocês tão pensando, porque uma vez eu me arrisquei a apostar e quase perdi !!! ¬¬)
▬ Se a menina valesse a pena, eu também cantaria “I Love you Baby” da arquibancanda !!! (E se eu tivesse tomado umas 3 caxaças antes !!! kkkkkkkkkk)
▬ Sou muito parecido com o Verona e a Kat (personalidade), por isso me indentifico com o filme.
▬ É melhor e mais facil desagradar e decepcionar no começo, pra poder criar uma barreira e ficar mais facil se defender e controlar a situação depois !!!
▬ Ao mesmo tempo, se há a barreira…. é porque talvez deve ter algo muito valioso depois !!! Então as vezes vale a pena insistir e correr o risco !!!
▬ Se eu encontrar uma menina igual a Kat, eu me apaixono perdidamenteeeeeeeeee !!! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk (Ops, me entreguei !!! xD)

Agora vamos aos “EXTRAS”:

Video da música principal do filme, com algumas cenas do mesmo.

Pra quem quiser acompanhar, letra da música AQUI e tradução AQUI.

No proximo video, o Verona(Heath Ledger) cantando “I Love you Baby” !!!

Apostoooooo que ela melou a calcinhaaaa !!! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk xD

Agora a Kat recitando o Poema.

Que linduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !!! Que bunitcheennnnnnnnnnnnn !!! Ele também deve ter melado a cueca !!! xD

E agoraaaaaaaaa… pra não dizerem que não teve Humor nesse post, ou pra poder igualar a balança do Amor com Humor… um video do mesmo poema sendo recitado, só que foi filmado(filmando a TV) por uma menina, assistindo o filme em casa com o namorado(provavelmente).

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk !!! Rachei de rir… uma hora parece que a menina tá imitando um cachorro, outra hora parecem gemidos sexuais !!! UISADHIUSDAHIUSADUSAIHIUSA…

Entonce é isso pessoas !!! Assim encerro essa analise…e me sinto com a sensação de missão cumprida, porque realmente estava devendo um post decente e bem “trabalhado” como esse !!!
Espero ter conseguido compensar um pouco a marcha lenta que anda o Blog, e bom… comentem né ?!
A proposito, colaborem também lembrando de cenas, coisas engraçadas, ou lições que tiraram do filme !!!

E agora encerro este post com um “Ownnnnnn” !!! kkkkkkkkkkkkk xD
Fuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-me !!!

because

and

“You’re just to good to be true!”

Nu pot sa iti spun decat

The farmer in the dell
The farmer in the dell
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The farmer in the dell

And the farmer takes a wife
The farmer takes a wife
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The farmer takes a wife

And the wife takes the child
The wife takes the child
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The wife takes the child

And the child takes the nurse
The child takes the nurse
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The child takes the nurse

And the nurse takes the dog
The nurse takes the dog
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The nurse takes the dog

And the dog takes the cat
The dog takes the cat
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The dog takes the cat

And the cat takes the mouse
The cat takes the mouse
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The cat takes the mouse

And the mouse takes the cheese
The mouse takes the cheese
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The mouse takes the cheese

And the cheese stands alone
The cheese stands alone
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The cheese stands alone

Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full.

One for my master,
One for my dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.

Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full.

One for my master,
One for my dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.

Here we go ’round the mulberry bush,
The mulberry bush, the mulberry bush.
Here we go ’round the mulberry bush,
So early in the morning.

This is the way we wash our clothes,
Wash our clothes, wash our clothes.
This is the way we wash our clothes,
So early Monday morning.

This is the way we iron our clothes,
Iron our clothes, iron our clothes.
This is the way we iron our clothes,
So early Tuesday morning.

This is the way we mend our clothes,
Mend our clothes, mend our clothes.
This is the way we mend our clothes,
So early Wednesday morning.

This is the way we sweep the floor,
Sweep the floor, sweep the floor.
This is the way we sweep the floor,
So early Thursday morning.

This is the way we scrub the floor,
Scrub the floor, scrub the floor.
This is the way we scrub the floor,
So early Friday morning.

This is the way we bake our bread,
Bake our bread, bake our bread.
This is the way we bake our bread,
So early Saturday morning.

This is the way we go to church,
Go to church, go to church.
This is the way we go to church,
So early Sunday morning.

Frère Jacques,
Frère Jacques,
Dormez vous?
Dormez vous?
Sonnez les matines,
Sonnez les matines,
Din, din, don!
Din, din, don!

English Version:
Are you sleeping,
Are you sleeping?
Brother John?
Brother John?
Morning bells are ringing,
Morning bells are ringing,
Ding ding dong,
Ding ding dong.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
(Hold thumbs straight up, alternating them upward)

Jack fell down and broke his crown,
(Wiggle one thumb and wrist downward)
And Jill came tumbling after.
(Wiggle other thumb and wrist downward)

Then up got Jack and said to Jill,
(Bring one thumb up, then the other)
As in his arms he took her,
(Cross thumbs)

“Brush off that dirt for you’re not hurt,
(Brush one thumb with the other)
Let’s fetch that pail of water.”
(Continue brushing)

So Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch the pail of water,
(Thumbs straight up, alternating upward)

And took it home to Mother dear,
(Bring thumbs slowly together)
Who thanked her son and daughter.
(Thumbs meet)

Three blind mice,
Three blind mice
See how they run,
See how they run!

They all ran after
The farmer’s wife
She cut off their tails
With a carving knife
Did you ever see
Such a sight in your life
As three blind mice?

Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow

Everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go

It followed her to school one day
School one day, school one day
It followed her to school one day
Which was against the rules.

It made the children laugh and play,
Laugh and play, laugh and play,
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school

And so the teacher turned it out,
Turned it out, turned it out,
And so the teacher turned it out,
But still it lingered near

And waited patiently about,
Patiently about, patiently about,
And waited patiently about
Till Mary did appear

“Why does the lamb love Mary so?”
Love Mary so? Love Mary so?
“Why does the lamb love Mary so?”
The eager children cry

“Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know.”
Loves the lamb, you know, loves the lamb, you know
“Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know.”
The teacher did reply

This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack on my thumb;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played two,
He played knick-knack on my shoe;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played three,
He played knick-knack on my knee;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played four,
He played knick-knack on my door;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played five,
He played knick-knack on my hive;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played six,
He played knick-knack on my sticks;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played seven,
He played knick-knack up in Heaven;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played eight,
He played knick-knack on my gate;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played nine,
He played knick-knack on my spine;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played ten,
He played knick-knack once again;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king’s horses
And all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty
Together again.

Three little kittens,
They lost their mittens,
And they began to cry,
Oh, mother dear,
We sadly fear
Our mittens we have lost.
What! Lost your mittens,
You naughty kittens!
Then you shall have no pie.
Mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow.
You shall have no pie.

The three little kittens,
They found their mittens,
And they began to cry,
Oh, mother dear,
See here, see here,
Our mittens we have found.
What! Found your mittens,
You darling kittens!
Then you shall have some pie.
Mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow.
You shall have some pie.

The three little kittens,
Put on their mittens,
And soon ate up the pie;
Oh, mother dear,
We greatly fear
Our mittens we have soiled.
What! Soiled your mittens,
You naughty kittens!
Then they began to sigh,
Mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow.
They began to sigh.

The three little kittens,
They washed their mittens,
And hung them out to dry;
Oh mother dear,
Look here, look here,
Our mittens we have washed.
What! Washed your mittens,
You’re such good kittens.
I smell a rat close by!
Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush!
Hush! Hush! Hush!
I smell a rat close by.

Eensy weensy spider
Went up the water spout

(‘Climb’ up arm)
Down came the rain

(Wiggle fingers down from head to waist)
And washed the spider out

(Throw arms to sides)
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain

(Raise hands above head, make circle for sun)
Now the eensy weensy spider
Went up the spout again.

I’m a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
(one hand on hip)
Here is my spout
(other arm out straight)

When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
“Tip me over
and pour me out!”
(lean over toward spout)

I’m a clever teapot,
Yes it’s true
Here let me show you
What I can do
I can change my handle
And my spout
(switch arm positions)
Just tip me over and pour me out!
(lean over toward spout)

Hickory Dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck one
The mouse ran down,
Hickory Dickory dock.

Hickory Dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck two
And down he flew,
Hickory Dickory dock.

Hickory Dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck three
And he did flee,
Hickory Dickory dock.

Hickory Dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck four,
He hit the floor,
Hickory Dickory dock.

Hickory Dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck five,
The mouse took a dive,
Hickory Dickory dock.

Hickory Dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck six,
That mouse, he split,
Hickory Dickory dock.

Hickory Dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck seven,
8, 9, 10, 11,
Hickory Dickory dock.

Hickory Dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
As twelve bells rang,
The mousie sprang,
Hickory Dickory dock.

Hickory Dickory dock,
“Why scamper?” asked the clock,
“You scare me so
I have to go!
Hickory Dickory dock.”

Sing a song of sixpence,
A pocket full of rye;

Four and twenty blackbirds
Baked in a pie!

When the pie was opened,
The birds began to sing;

Wasn’t that a dainty dish
To set before the king?

The king was in his counting house,
Counting all the money;

The queen was in the parlor,
Eating bread with honey

The maid was in the garden,
Hanging out the clothes;

When down came a blackbird
Who snapped off her nose!

Six little ducks
That I once knew
Fat ones, skinny ones,
Fair ones, too
But the one little duck
With the feather on his back
He led the others
With a quack, quack, quack

Quack, quack, quack,
Quack, quack, quack
He led the others
With a quack, quack, quack

Down to the river
They would go
Wibble, wobble, wibble, wobble,
To and fro
But the one little duck
With the feather on his back
He led the others
With a quack, quack, quack

Quack, quack, quack,
Quack, quack, quack
He led the others
With a quack, quack, quack

Back from the river
They would come
Wibble, wobble, wibble, wobble,
Ho, hum, hum
But the one little duck
With the feather on his back
He led the others
With a quack, quack, quack

Quack, quack, quack,
Quack, quack, quack
He led the others
With a quack, quack, quack

It’s finally here – the footage I took at Trev and Conny’s wedding of their guests singing a line each of the Andy Williams’ classic, Can’t Take My Eyes Off You!

Trev’s beautifully edited them all together so you can barely spot the changes in singers – or should that be “singers”?

“What?” you are saying, provided you have heard of this Swedish electronic band. “Didn’t they, like,*just* break up…a few months ago? How does one “miss” a band that just ceased to be? And a fair query, that.

Zeigeist were a trio, yet another emerging from Sweden, that endeavoured to be merge their musical ideas with graphic design, film, art and music, a la Fischerspooner. On that front their success rate was debatable and their ultimate output was minimal, releasing one actual album, The Jade Motel, but what an interesting album it was. Similar to the Scissor Sisters in sound but with a more committed, unabashed electronic aura, they experimented not just with sound but with lyrics that made one’s eyebrows raise, particularly on the peerless “Cuffs” which takes a forward-looking view of someone discovering the joys of a little S&M. It was the kind of album that makes one wonder what could have been had they toughed it out. Softsynth highly, highly, recommends the album while mourning the passing of the band, who disbanded this February (member, Pearl has already launched a new project, Pearl Fiction). And we miss not only this highly interesting band but all that they could have built.

As a complete aside: The end of another very cool band makes Softsynth recall just how many electronic bands coming out of Sweden. How shockingly many. It seems like the electronic scene in Sweden is healthier than anywhere else on the planet, more than Belgium, more than the UK, maybe even more than Germany. A quick scan of our iTunes library shows Alice in Videoland, Ashbury Heights (and spin off Javelynn Fate), Backlash, Chinese Theatre, Colony 5, Covenant, Elegant Machinery, the awsome Firefox AK, I Love You Baby!, Kiethevez, The Knife, Lowe, Michigan, New Modern Angels, Rezonance, Rupesh Cartel, and our beloved Thermostatic – a quick glance over the playlists, and only a small sampling. Each is on our listening radar pretty much every single day and each hails from good old Sweden. What is in the water there? Why does this country have such a vibrant, exciting and wonderfully self-perpetuating electronic scene? Whatever it is long may it continue so as there are days when that little country seems to be that thing that keeps the scene going at all. Hail the Swedes and their ear for music.

Dear little one,
I’m sure you are having a cozy time curled up on my right. I wonder why so?

I saw you again on Saturday. You weigh a little more since I last saw you, 2.8kg. Are you going to be a plump little baby? I wonder if you got the distinctive genes of your parents. Stay warm and healthy for another 4 more weeks and you’ll meet mummy and daddy then.

Wee-Go Baby Glass Bottles

I wonder in the effort to clean the bottles, will grime get trapped in the rubber grip of the bottles, and if we steam the bottles will the rubber release chemicals?

Initially I had depended on Joseph to go get the baby laundry detergent (actually deep inside, I think the usual laundry detergent that we use should be able to accomplish the same thing). I just wanted her clothes to smell like newborn babies clothes, read some blogs, that the smell is simply heavenly. Haha, don’t ask why. But he gave me reasons like oh it turns out to be more expensive than buying back in Singapore during a sale. So the procrastination went on.

I’m feeling more tired and heavy as the weeks go on, and I don’t think I should drag it out too close to the delivery period to start packing my bags and her clothes. I went out today, got my kiddy palace VIP card (don’t think it’s the last time I go in that place), and decided to pick up that bottle of detergent, which “luckily” wasn’t an offer item nor nett price. I should have bought the detergent ages ago from Giant during an offer price for it, but held on, thinking Jo can pick it up cheaper in Tesco when he goes on his golf weekend. Got it about the same price with the VIP card.

No it’s not over. I couldn’t just come home and start dumping those clothes into the washer. I had to remove a bizillion tags and plastic wrappers before I got to the bottom of the pile. The worst feeling were the Lucky Baby bibs. Now I know why some parents swear off the Lucky Baby stuff, you gotta be lucky to be problem free. This box of seven day bibs I bought were arranged in the box with yellow gum tape at the back, and the gum tape got stuck or stained the bibs. Now that’s real annoying after all the tags I had to remove to see this sight. Furthermore, the strings for the bibs look short. If my girl is any of a fuss that her mummy is, I think they aren’t going to last very long with her. Luckily I bought other bibs.

After emptying all the clothes, booties, mittens and cloths from the drawer, I think I need to hide some of them away from Jo or hope they dry out before he sees them on the drying pole. I might have gone a little overboard on the clothes. But let’s put it this way, she’s got new outfits for every month, and yes, I’ll make a note to stop buying clothes for her. Jeez, little baby girl’s clothings are so cute. I even got an outfit for her to follow her daddy to the range or golf course when she gets around 3 to 6 months.

Since this blog isn’t highly publized amongst my circle of friends, I can’t only hope that no one buys her baby gift sets of clothes because she probably ain’t going to get around to wear them.

The detergent I bought is Pureen Kiddiwash. Smells decent enough, let’s hope it does the job well too. I’m soaking the diaper cloths in Dynampo because I think they probably contain quite an amount of bleach, sigh gotta wash them separately later. Machine’s beeping, going to hang the clothes out now. Won’t that be a cute sight, little teenie weenie clothes in the wind.

I don’t think I’m short. I got long leg true, but my torso not say short what. This  little niuniu (this is the year of the cow) inside seems to get so much kick out of poking into my left pelvis and pushing into my right sides at the same time every 1 minute, and it’s driving me nuts because sometimes it is unsettling, and sometimes it plain hurts. At the same time, I’m hoping her head is down there.

Tummy itches and my breasts are touching my chests. This has never happened to me because I have always been skinny. Now it’s driving me nuts because I can’t sit close to the laptop to work, and Josh’s old laptop has horrible resolution issues that makes the text look like ants, and I can’t read them unless I’m up close and I’m working on a style guide that feels like a university thesis!!! Oh man, wish I can make the style guide short and sweet, but I don’t think I will get away with it. Plus they think they can stuff me with another project next week, my patience is wearing thin with the growing tummy.

For someone who has hardly baked much in her entire life, I’m suddenly very attracted to getting my fingers dirty, buying baking ware, and yes an oven. Not sure my microwave will do the job since it’s cheap and we had only wanted to  warm up food in the microwave. Jeez I feel lazy to dig up the manual for the microwave oven to see what it can do either. But I so wanna bake!

I’m dreaming of muffins, tarts and cakes to celebrate and share with my lil Joie. I had a weird thought when I woke up this morning of another name, like Constance or Sicilly. No idea why, and not sure they even meant anything to my Joie which I rationalized to be our Joy in our lives.