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Housekeeping calculations (the kind of important post you can expect to find here when we could be readying our house for Thanksgiving)
A couple of nights ago Dean helped me put clean sheets on our king sized bed. King sized beds are (for reasons known only to persons other than myself) not square, and after we’d put the sheet o… more →
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Housekeeping calculations (the kind of important post you can expect to find here when we could be readying our house for Thanksgiving)
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zstitches wrote 2 weeks ago: A couple of nights ago Dean helped me put clean sheets on our king sized bed. King sized beds are (f … more →
I think I'm just so funny (warning: this post may not be suitable for those with a sense of decorum and decency)
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zstitches wrote 2 weeks ago: I just left this as the 120th comment on this post of Kristina’s (in which she interviews char … more →
Prickings of conscience
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zstitches wrote 2 weeks ago: I hope I didn’t shock anyone too much in that last post when I called my children “horri … more →
Your technology tip for the day
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zstitches wrote 2 weeks ago: Say your (much depended-upon) backspace key is getting slower and slower. So you search online, and … more →
Obviously it was more important to share this story than to start making dinner
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zstitches wrote 3 weeks ago: Me: “Hey kids–look, that vanity plate says ‘G-O-O-D-V-B-S’. Why do you think … more →
How do you make lemonade without sugar?
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zstitches wrote 3 weeks ago: I’ve been thinking about sayings such as these: “When life gives you lemons, make lemona … more →
Thinking of having kids?
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zstitches wrote 3 weeks ago: Here’s a glimpse of your future: Back when Dean and I were engaged and talking about how many … more →
Festive memory loss
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zstitches wrote 3 weeks ago: Now that I think about it, I think I actually did realize it was a boy pilgrim hat I was wearing in … more →
Names.
artisticlush wrote 3 weeks ago: I think I am going to change the names of the boys I am or have been dating to the nicknames I have … more →
Please don't notice this (but let me point it out to you)
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zstitches wrote 4 weeks ago: This is the second year (or maybe 3rd?) that I’ve used that pilgrim hat in my banner, but the … more →
Richer than the Pharoah (since, as far as anthropologists have been able to determine, the ancient Egyptians were a little lacking in the packaged convenience foods department)
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zstitches wrote 1 month ago: I totally should have sold this for like a million bucks on eBay. It’s a solid nugget of Dorit … more →
New heights of humor/new depths of self-deprecation
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zstitches wrote 1 month ago: I’ve already more than filled my quota for compliment-fishing this week, so before making this … more →
Thinking about moving into one of these...
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am5ga9ne9 wrote 1 month ago: Airstream Flying Cloud …and saving lots of money for a down payment and digging ourselves out … more →
The engineer and the English major
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zstitches wrote 1 month ago: I’ve never considered myself to have much men’s sartorial expertise, and since generally … more →
This might be the first blog post you'll read about dishcloths. Also the last.
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zstitches wrote 1 month ago: Several years ago when I learned to crochet, the first things I learned to make were dishcloths. Dea … more →
Metabloggish in real life
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zstitches wrote 1 month ago: Me: “You know what I hate? I hate it when people will only comment on a blog if they feel li … more →
My family's so lucky that I can now share my "humor" with the whole internet and not just them
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zstitches wrote 1 month ago: “Please hold . . . we are currently experiencing a high volume of hair.” —- (This … more →
I couldn't form sentences today, so I made a list instead...
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splendidmishap wrote 1 month ago: I’m twenty-two years old and about to graduate. I have no idea what I want to do with my life or if … more →
Comeuppance
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zstitches wrote 1 month ago: This is the back of my sister Lili’s head. Remember how I said that Lili likes to make fun of … more →
