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The Social Networking Question

ibiteyoureyes wrote 9 months ago: Facebook is to MySpace as Google is to Yahoo. Is it true, or is it false? Or is it both, with a litt … more →

Tags: facebook, Google, Jessica Rabbit, MySpace, Tweet, twitter, Yahoo

Pull Up Those Britches, Whipper-Snapper, Or Pay The Consequences

ibiteyoureyes wrote 1 year ago: Some of you may remember me. I am the eyebiter. Some of you may remember my droopy pants-ed story. S … more →

Tags: droopy-pants, Florida, state law

Yesterday's Salad Index 3/15/082 comments

Vincent Crummles wrote 1 year ago: Previous installments of the Yesterday’s Salad Index: 0 Percentage of hits due to ibiteyoureye … more →

Tags: Real Friends, Jessica Rabbit, Harper's, Barenaked Ladies, WordPress, Notwithabang, Daily Salad, Rabbi Haverstam, L.P. Mandrake

I Think It's Time We Talked About Ending Your Therapy

ibiteyoureyes wrote 1 year ago: Note: This post also appears on TheFuriousRomantic.com. * * * There are a lot of good things about H … more →

Tags: TV, abc, Blue Balls, CBS, Download, Exploitation, fifteen episodes, HBO, in treatment

The Law Won (Twice)3 comments

ibiteyoureyes wrote 1 year ago: I had two run-ins with the law this past weekend, one direct and the other not so much. Before I go … more →

Tags: New York City, Law, run in, Driving, EZ-Pass, Toll, Freedom of Speech, New Hampshire, New Hampshire State Liquor Store

The Super (Musical!) Friends1 comment

ibiteyoureyes wrote 1 year ago: I spent some time with an old friend on New Year’s (Rockin!) Eve who I hadn’t seen in to … more →

Tags: Music, booze, new years, New Years Eve, Scotch, GINGER ALE, mtv, rap, WBRU

No Country for Old Men Disappoints9 comments

ibiteyoureyes wrote 1 year ago: NOTE: This review is reprinted with the permission of The Furious Romantic, who happens to live in t … more →

Tags: Real Friends, Movies, anton chigurh, Best Picture, cinematography, Coen Brothers, Cormac Mccarthy, Ed Tom Bell, Fargo

No Country or No Old Men? Pick' em2 comments

dailysalad wrote 1 year ago: No Country for Old Men is probably the best movie you will see this year; it is also the most unsati … more →

Tags: Movies, Coen Brothers, Javier Bardem, JavierBardem, Lots of Country for Lots of Old Men, No Country for Old Men, Some Country for Some Old Men

Hottest Cartoon Redheads9 comments

ibiteyoureyes wrote 1 year ago: Jessica Rabbit. Anyone who tries to argue otherwise either thinks its pathetic and creepy to discuss … more →

Tags: Real Friends, Daphne Scooby Doo, Erin Esurance, Hottest Cartoon Redheads, Jane Jetson, Jean Grey, Jessica Rabbit, Lois Griffin, Mary Jane Parker

I Pledge Allegiance, to the Bank of America...5 comments

ibiteyoureyes wrote 2 years ago: This is the story of how one poor man (me) was electronically stolen from, and then verified, transf … more →

Tags: Real Friends, electronic theft, Paycheck!, Chinese thief, PayPal, Bank of America, Customer Service, Automated Man, Big Brother

A Bright and Sunny Post

ibiteyoureyes wrote 2 years ago: I was riding the good old New York City Subway a few days ago when I came face to face with a scary … more →

Tags: Real Friends, Lit., Subway, New York City, scary looking character, writing, Poetry, insomnia, artistic circumstance

Fixing Heroes Season 3 (With Help From A Gun)30 comments

ibiteyoureyes wrote 2 years ago: NOTE: This is a blog post dedicated to ridiculing Heroes, particularly Season 2 of Heroes. If this s … more →

Tags: TV, Real Friends, Japan, iPod, Superman, Heroes, Hiro, Peter Petrelli, Sylar

People Who Should Not Be Given Their Cameras

ibiteyoureyes wrote 2 years ago: Ibiteyoureyes was sitting on the outdoor patio of a beach-side restaurant with a bikinied shepicksyo … more →

Tags: Real Friends, outdoor patio, beach, Restaurant, Bikini, Dos Equis, Spanish Pornography, Beer, camera

Some Actors Are Created More Equal Than Others

Rabbi Dr. Prof. Jurgen Haverstam, DHL wrote 2 years ago: Concomitant yet unconnected bi-coastal strikes by unions in culture producing industries have struck … more →

Tags: Movies, TV, Rabbi Dr. Prof

Retrogeekery and The News

ibiteyoureyes wrote 2 years ago: Though it has been a slow week here at Yesterday’s Salad, because we are busy eating leftover … more →

Tags: Books, Real Friends, Religion, President, Yesterday's Salad, turkey, salad, moral majority, Intellectuals

You Are Not Legend And You Are Not Awake2 comments

ibiteyoureyes wrote 2 years ago: Two big old Hollywood motion pictures are due to come out in the next several weeks, and I am here t … more →

Tags: Movies, Real Friends, New York, I Am Legend, awake, You Are Not Awake, Will Smith, Earth, vampire virus

New York City Recycles Recyling

ibiteyoureyes wrote 2 years ago: Ever since I moved in with shepicksyournose (who is a hippie), I have been more vigilant about recyc … more →

Tags: TV, Real Friends, New York, New York City, recycling, garbage, the 80's, 1997, 1998

Californication: An Exceptional and Important Television Show3 comments

ibiteyoureyes wrote 2 years ago: Earlier this year, when I read about the premise for Showtime’s new series, Californication, I … more →

Tags: TV, Real Friends, Showtime, californication, David Duchovny, The X-Files, writer, stereotype, Alcoholism

Fixing Heroes Season Two (With Help from Tim Kring, the Show's Creator)3 comments

ibiteyoureyes wrote 2 years ago: Writer’s Note: See this post for an update on the sad state of Heroes. ___ I spend an awful lo … more →

Tags: TV, Real Friends, Heroes, Tim Kring, Strike, Season One, Season Two, Claire Bennet, Hank McCoy


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