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#65 The Meathead With The Small Dog
Sometimes he let's me play Hide In The Hot Dog!We’ve all seen the swoll meathead out in public, usually devouring a high protein lunch, peppering his egg white omelet with several grunts and elbows pr… more →
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#65 The Meathead With The Small Dog
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idiotpantsparty wrote 3 months ago: Sometimes he let's me play Hide In The Hot Dog!We’ve all seen the swoll meathead out in public, usua … more →
#63 The Shitter Graffiti Artist
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idiotpantsparty wrote 5 months ago: Picasso would be proudMost people think of public restrooms as a “last resort shit depository … more →
#60 The Sparkle Tits Debutante
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idiotpantsparty wrote 8 months ago: Hey Becky, before we hit the club, I just need to stop at Michaels real quickAs if jiggling boobs po … more →
#59 The Laptop Pooper
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idiotpantsparty wrote 8 months ago: The Laptop Pooper: Taking Multitasking Too FarIt’s a sad day for technology when that 30 Megah … more →
#57 The Non-Tribal Tribesmen
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idiotpantsparty wrote 9 months ago: Keta from the Anlo-Ewe Tribe, meet Mike From Milwaukee There was once a time where you had to take a … more →
#55 The Shell Necklace Sally
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idiotpantsparty wrote 10 months ago: Who knew sea shells could be so darn cool!!!The Shell Necklace is the male equivalent to the “ … more →
#52 The Chico Stash
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idiotpantsparty wrote 10 months ago: This mustache ruined my career!If you’ve ever noticed a man with a mustache so thin — so … more →
#51 The Guy-Liner
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idiotpantsparty wrote 11 months ago: One small step for Makeup. One giant leap backwards for Mankind.The guy in eyeliner has become a sud … more →
#48 The Chubby Guy w/ Shorts in the Winter
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idiotpantsparty wrote 1 year ago: Shorts in Snow! What a rebel!!The Fat Guy Who Wears Shorts in the Winter, he’s been seen by almost e … more →
#47 The Hipster
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idiotpantsparty wrote 1 year ago: It's Hip to be SquareLead by an army of tight jeans, thick-rimmed glasses, fedoras, and scarves, the … more →
#44 The Chinese Symbol Tattoo
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idiotpantsparty wrote 1 year ago: What They Think It Means: True Love. What It Actually Means: Stupid Round EyeThe Chinese Symbol Tatt … more →
#42 The Storytime Haircutter
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idiotpantsparty wrote 1 year ago: I'm not just a hair stylist...I'm also annoying!Look, no one likes getting their hair cut at Supercu … more →
#41 The Metrosexual
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idiotpantsparty wrote 1 year ago: We're 51% straight!If it’s cool to be gay, than this guy is balls-deep in an ass. And if being … more →
#40 The Sticker-on-Hat Guy
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idiotpantsparty wrote 1 year ago: Nothing says “fresh” like a circular hologram sticker. And for the Sticker-on-Hat Guy, t … more →
#36 The Sweater Over Shoulders Herb
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idiotpantsparty wrote 1 year ago: I'm sitting on a rubber fist!In the world of rich yacht-dwelling dipshits, their is one pastel pole- … more →
#33 The T-Shirt In The Water Guy
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idiotpantsparty wrote 1 year ago: “Man, it’s hot today! So I decided to head to the beach for a refreshing dip in the wate … more →
#32 The Stoner
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idiotpantsparty wrote 1 year ago: While the rest of the world struggles with Global Warming, economic downturn, and the threat of nucl … more →
#31 The Back-of-Head Sunglasses Guy
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idiotpantsparty wrote 1 year ago: There is something absurdly obnoxious about a guy that chooses to rock his sunglasses flipped upside … more →
#26 The Ringtoner Extraordinaire
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scottiasillo wrote 1 year ago: The Ringtoner Extraordinaire is the kind of girl who finds human beings so simple, so uncomplicated, … more →
