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Bin Bons Is A DILF38 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 6 months ago: We’ve all had a major case of the sads around here these past few days, but fear not because m … more →

Tags: Akeelers, Ben Barnes, cute, Dorian Gray, hot mother-farkers, peen, Who's Your Daddy?, Eliza Dushku, Henry VIII

Who Left The Gate Open?13 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: Just as expected, the Dingho decided to gift the haters with candids of herself and Whorelando to en … more →

Tags: Orlando Bloom, best shows, Getting Over It, booo, no hot peen, famewhores, Just Jackasses, Crazies

What Fuckery Is This?!?!13 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: Just when Twilight mania was finally starting to taper off, I had to carry my ass on over to ONTD an … more →

Tags: Ben Barnes, Begging, Is dis true?, Anti-Christ, Prince Caspian, WTF, no hot peen, Crazy as hell, hell nawz

What's Wrong With This Picture?6 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: Welcome to the inaugural edition of “What’s Wrong With This Picture?” , where you … more →

Tags: Scured for the churdren, Worried, WTF, famewhores, Marilyn Manson, Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise

The Day The Earth Stood Still20 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: The Plot Nov.29, 12:01A.M. Location: Dingo Lair Miranda:  “Thoes Blawgswurth gurls werr wae op … more →

Tags: Orlando Bloom, Awesome, Yay!, my grrrlfriend, lying asses, Miranda Kerr, Sunday Telegraph, stop lying

"A" For Assholes, er, Effort23 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: Dear Dingho, I’m disappointed that you didn’t follow my advice by offing yourself achiev … more →

Tags: Orlando Bloom, best shows, Getting Over It, Miranda Kerr, More Showmance, dingho news

Bird Is The Word7 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: I’m driving home for Thanksgiving with my family.  I can’t wait to sit down with my enti … more →

Tags: Yay!, PETA, I love food, Thanksgiving, stuff my phace, Crazy Relatives

Dear Akeelers6 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: Girls, I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m starting to feel bad for the dingho … more →

Tags: Orlando Bloom, Ben Barnes, Emo, Begging, dazed and confused, WTF, Getting Over It, Zack Efron, Akeelers

Do.Not.Want14 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: Ok, so me and some of the other slags were perving over Daniel Craig on Daner’s blog, when som … more →

Tags: hot mother-farkers, Orlando Bloom, Ben Barnes, Yay!, sexiest man alive, people mag, hot bytches, Wii lurve menpholk!

Bytch Get Off My Screen!10 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: She looks like a cock-eyed flounder in these pics. The longer I look at her, the more terrified I be … more →

Tags: hot mother-farkers, booo, Christmas, Dingho, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, victoria's secret, alessandra ambrosio

Robert Redford, Charlie Trout, and Analston Need To Go Away!7 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: Just when I thought my showmance fatigue would subside since no major media outlets picked up the Wh … more →

Tags: hot mother-farkers, Me bitching, ex-husbands, man whore, duh, Getting Over It, cheated, booo, Angelina Jolie

Dingho World Domination Has Begun!27 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: Oh noz!  Several media outlets are reporting that Whorely and the Dingho are engaged.  Bitch never g … more →

Tags: Orlando Bloom, Scured for the churdren, man whore, Anti-Christ, WTF, booo, no hot peen, Miranda Kerr, Whorelando Bloom

Happily Ephing After19 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: Once upon a time in the far off land of LA, there lived a washed up actor named Whorelando Bloom. Wh … more →

Tags: hot mother-farkers, Orlando Bloom, Awesome, Begging, man whore, Miranduh Kerr, Save me, Fan-Fic

For All Of Us11 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: I went to Daners‘ blog and got all excited about the George Michael video she posted because I … more →

Tags: hot mother-farkers, Orlando Bloom, Ben Barnes, cute, rape, man whore, Bigga than Ben, sweet asses, Prince Caspian

Cabbage Is A Schizo!16 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: Every time I visit a Miranda Kerr thread on JJ, some crazy shiz always pops off.  This time it was t … more →

Tags: Orlando Bloom, Scured for the churdren, Altered Images, dazed and confused, WTF, pretty on the inside, jealous, Worried, Miranda Kerr

"He Convorts With Terriers!"8 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: From last nights Saturday Night Live: more about “The Crazy McCain Lady on ‘SNL“, … more →

Tags: best shows, Funny ha ha, Sarah Palin, Obama/Biden '08, SNL, crazy lady, Weekend Update

How's About Some Man Candy, Eh?15 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: The blogosphere has been in a lull lately, mostly due to Whorely being a boring sod. So I thought I … more →

Tags: hot mother-farkers, Awesome, Yay!, peen, schlong, Peen warning, Dingho, Kylie Minogue, Andres Velensco

What In Redneck Hell?9 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: I filched this from Just Jared because I was intrigued by the ignorance and illogical fear of these … more →

Tags: Creepy Born Agains, Sarah Palin, Voting, Obama/Biden '08, Anti-Christ, dazed and confused, WTF, Fight The Power, Worried

Would You Rather....3 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: Stay married to a sex fiend or have rebound sex with Billy Bob Thornton? David Duchovny and Téa Leon … more →

Tags: Is dis true?, ex-husbands, dazed and confused, WTF, schlong, cheated, no hot peen, David Duchovny, Tea Leoni


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