Youssoupha est le nouveau Sylar, sa mission devant les hommes et de trouver ceux qui ont pompé son style et de leur dire “c’est pas bien” afin qu’ils ne recommencent plus jamais.
Il va maintenant s’attaquer à Papillon, cet infâme rustre bridé et bandané qui a osé s’appeler Papillon depuis des années alors que Youssoupha vient juste de sortir un son du nom de “L’effet papillon.”
Quelque part ça prouve bien que ce westeux adepte de G-Funk, de substances illicites et de putes est un imposteur.
En tout cas il en faut pas plus à Youssoupha, l’autoproclamé Morphéus au mic.

Youssoupha -Dis donc l’ami. Je sais que tu as depuis longtemps prévu un album qui s’appelle l’effet papillon.
Papillon – Tu m’apprends un truc, là.
Youssoupha – Et je tenais à te dire que j’ai déjà sorti un son de ce nom récemment donc tu es un copiteur et c’est mal, m’voyez ?
Papillon -Burbs ! Hic ! (oui, il est bourré) Attends t’es qui toi ? lâchez moi l’bandana !
Youssoupha -Youssoupha AKA Morpheus au Mic.
Papillon – … On va dire que je t’ai pas posé cette question et que t’as pas répondu. Alors écoute mon gars. Papillon, c’est mon blase. Depuis des lustres*. Je faisais un top single plein de gros mots et d’obcénités vendus à des milliers d’exemplaires avec Eddy Barclay dans mon clip quand toi t’avais même pas encore posé sur une compil de merde comme “Sachons dire non” ou que sais-je…
Youssoupha -Mais l’effet papillon c’est mon morceau, alors tu refais pas comme moi, copieur, c’est mal.
Papillon -Ouais mais moi c’est mon blase Papillon. Donc je l’écris avec un P majuscule dans mon titre “L’effet Papillon” et là t’es bien feinté. en plus l’effet papillon c’est déjà un titre de Benabar, et c’est aussi une émission sur Canal +. donc l’un dans l’autre, tu l’as dans le cul.

Youssoupha -Les rappeurs lancent des clashs pour s’égayer, mais dans le freestyle Hostile 2006, c’est pas Médine qui bégayait !
Papillon -Quoi ? C’est quoi le rapport ?
Youssoupha -C’est dans mon son “L’effet papillon” donc tu vois un peu le niveau. Si tu t’entêtes à garder le même nom que moi faudra être à la hauteur.
Papillon -Petit a°/ Il y a trop de gay dans ta phase. Petit b°/ Tu reproches à un rappeur d’en clasher un autre en envoyant aussi le même genre de pique de merde. Petit c°/ dans la version album de ton son tu censures toi même le nom de Kemi Seba que tu prononçais avec fierté dans la version qui tournait avant. Petit d°/ Si t’as fini de dire de la merde faut j’aille me saouler la gueule au Soleil et j’y vais en vélib parce que mon low-bike il est cassé.
Youssoupha – un low-bike ? c’est une abréviation pour stylo bic ? moi aussi ça me saoule quand ils se pètent, en plus t’as de l’encre partout et…
Papillon – toi je devrais te prêter mon dickies pour que t’aies du style. mais je suis pas sûr que ça suffise.
Youssoupha – j’ai déjà mon t-shirt « le rap c’est mieux maintenant », en combinant les deux ça va le faire.
Papillon – ah ouais ben non du coup. rends le dickies, il a pas mérité ça. Comment s’appelle ton album au fait ?
Youssoupha – Sur le chemin du retour.
Papillon – OK, bah le mien ce sera Destination ailleurs. Parce que si tu reviens je me casse.
Youssoupha -Ils seraient prêts à reconnaître la môme de Rachida Dati pour avoir des fafs !
Papillon -C’est de toi ça ?
Youssoupha -Ouaip !
Papillon -Putain de merde !
Youssoupha -C’est pas bien, c’est ça ? C’est ce que je me disais…
Papillon -Au contraire grosse tête. C’est vachement bien. C’est la preuve qu’en plus t’en es capable. T’es capable de faire de vraies punchlines, c’est donc toi qui décide sciemment de faire du vieux rap conscient.
Youssoupha -Le rap c’est pour éduquer…
Papillon – bon ben je vais être forcé de te demander de foutre le camp. Putain… Il a changé Youss de l’S-Kadrille…

Youssoupha -Pourquoi vous m’avez pas pris pour faire Bisso Na Bisso 2 ?
Passi -Parce qu’on a pris les mêmes que dans le 1 à part Mystik et que t’étais pas dans le 1 à la base.
Youssoupha -Oui mais moi je te parle du 2 à la base.
Lino -Mais nous on te parlait pas du tout à la base. On fait pas toujours ce qu’on veut.
Passi -Pourquoi on t’aurait pris ?
Youssoupha -Parce que je suis du Zaïre aussi et que…
Lino -Attends, ta gueule. Tcht ! je veux dire Chut ! Si on t’avait pris il aurait fallu prendre aussi tous les autres rappeurs Congolais qui sont meilleurs que toi. et crois moi y en a une chiée. Despo Rutti, Escobar Macson, Dry d’Intouchable, Maître Gims et j’en passe.
Passi -Et puis nous c’est plutôt le Congo de Brazzaville et toi t’es de Kinshasa.
Lino -Ouais enfin bon, si tu dois retenir qu’une seule raion, c’est surtout que t’es nul.
Youssoupha -Mais pourtant j’ai trop l’esprit Bisso. J’ai tout un tas de putes qui font des choeurs de merde dans mes refrains pour donner un côté africanisant tout ça dans mon nouvel album.
Lino -Mais qu’est-ce que ça à voir avec l’esprit Bisso ça ? L’esprit Bisso c’est juste qu’il faut niquer tout le monde !
Youssoupha -Qui ça ?
Lino -Mais tout le monde, bordel ! On a pas le temps de se poser des questions pareilles. Faut tous les détester !
Passi -Oui enfin non… Pas vraiment. À vrai dire le petit est plus proche de l’esprit de départ.
Lino -Tiens, bah commence par détester Passi. ça devrait être facile, même pour toi. Tout le monde déteste Passi.
Passi -Mais toi tu me détestes pas, t’es mon ami.
Lino -Je vois pas le rapport. T’as quand même fait la Star Ac.
Youssoupha -Moi j’ai fait Popstar !
Lino -Oh putain…

Youssoupha -J’ai fait un morceau où je parle à ma future fille que j’ai pas encore.
Lino -Ta meuf est en cloque et vous attendez une gnarde ? Pas de bol. Je connais ça moi aussi, je voulais un bonhomme mais j’ai eu une fille. Alors pour me consoler je hais mon futur gendre, ça aide.
Youssoupha -Non, non, moi c’est pas ça. Moi je parle à la fille imaginaire que je rêve d’avoir. Si je dois être papa je veux une fille.

Lino lui met une tarte dans la gueule.

Youssoupha -Mais t’en fais pas, pour mon futur gendre je sais déjà qui ce sera. Ce sera mon pote S-Pi. C’est mon rêve qu’il épouse ma fille.
Lino -C’est encore un ami imaginaire ce merdeux ?
Youssoupha -Non, c’est potentiellement le plus grand rappeur français de sa génération.
S-Pi -Au lit je suis un X-Man comme ill et cass. Illégal style de fille, tous les styles de bites, il régale !
Youssoupha -Avec un mec comme ça, ma fille sera entre de bonnes mains.
ILL –Mais ?!! Pourquoi il reprend une de mes phrases pour dire de la merde ? Qu’est-ce que je lui ai fait bordel ?!
Lino -Ah bah t’es là toi ?
ILL -Dés qu’y a une guerre et qu’on m’appelle, comme Machiavel j’acours. c’est ILL, la ville m’appelle !
Lino -Ouais… Et si on t’appelle pour un concert tu cours aussi ?
Youssoupha -Wahou ! C’est ILL ! ILL devant moi, c’est merveilleux. Je te kiffais trop à l’ancienne. Bien sûr t’étais pas aussi fort que Diable Rouge qu’était le mec le plus buzzé de Time Bomb mais t’étais fort aussi.
ILL -Oh putain ! C’est qui lui ?
Lino -Maintenant tu regrettes d’être venu.

Youssoupha -Le rap c’est novateur !
Lino -Ton rap c’est nos waters ? Pas faux…
Youssoupha -Non c’est pas ce que j’ai…
Lino -Mais ta gueule. c’est à cause de ton cheveux sur la langue, on comprend pas bien.
Youssoupha -Mais mon cheveux il fait pas mal prononcer les V ?
ILL -Faut fermer ta gueule quand même, par mesure de prévention.
Youssoupha -Mais toi aussi t’as un cheveux sur la langue.
Lino -Oui mais lui il peut se permettre de pas aller à un concert événementiel où tout le monde a payé pour le voir alors qu’il avait aucune actu et que ça lui aurait fait un buzz de ouf. Quelque part il peut tout se permettre.
Youssoupha -Tu veux savoir pourquoi j’ai un cheveux sur la langue ? Demande à ta pine-co !
Lino -Attends, bouge pas, je l’appelle. Allo ? Madame Bors ? Ouais c’est moi… Non mais je m’en fous de ça… Attend, tais toi j’ai une question… Quoi ? Non tu peux pas toucher à la réserve d’alcool du garage, c’est au cas où les Chinois nous attaque, ça. C’est des réserves ! Quoi ? Mais je m’en fous qu’il y ait plus de place pour la voiture, gare là dans le hall. Oui, j’ai une question. Pourquoi Youssoupha a un cheveux sur la langue ? Ah bah voilà ! On est d’accord ! Faut qu’il ferme sa gueule !!
ILL -Mouahahahaha ! Les cheveux sur la langue c’est comme le rap : c’était mieux avant.
Lino -Le rap c’était mieux avant ? Tu veux dire quand t’en faisais ? Quand tu te sortais les doigts du cul et que t’allais au concert où t’es sensé te produire ? Ouais c’était mieux, mais je la ramènerai pas à ta place. Tcht ! Tcht !

*Pour ceux qui voient pas qui est Papillon exactement, bande d’attardés, c’est le mec de Playa (c’est plage en Espagnol ça vient pas de player, faut tout te dire à toi, sale assisté de merde).
Si tu vois toujours pas qui c’est (c’est que déjà t’es un connard) c’est une espèce de vietnamien qui ressemblerait à n’importe quel vietnamien s’il était pas sappé en latinos.
C’est la preuve qu’en y mettant les moyens et avec un peu de goût, un asiatique peut s’acheter une âme sans forcément faire des TIG de plusieurs siecles en tant que Lutin du Père Noel après sa mort pour gagner le Paradis.
Un exemple pour tous. Mais faut pas que ça vous incite à faire pareil non plus.
Résumons nous pour les attardataires.
Latinos > Asiatiques
Et je ne m’appuie sur absolument rien.

Papillon – qui m’aime me suive
youssoupha feat S.pi – check de l’épaule
youssoupha – l’effet papillon
Bandana music feat OG Auteuil
si quelqu’un pouvait trouver de quel making off de film c’est tiré, il gagne un flamby.

Unnecessary Plastic

Why?? Are we afraid that we might get dirt on our edible plants??

I’ve spent the day holed up in my apartment battling an infection, so the medicine cabinet has moved to the bed.

Thank you, French socialism!

And to combat the quarantine loneliness I had Brandi Carlile keep me company while I fixed my over-plastic wrapped dinner.

Technology = False Sense of Company

Higher quality pictures are promised as the blog progresses and I have the ability to leave my apartment.

I’m literally about to leave for the Airport in about 10 minutes, so I will just very quickly that I haven’t forgotten about the blog, it will continue being updated, although it’s unlikely to happen while I’m away unfortunately. I come back around the 3rd of December, so will have some pictures and such ready for you (hopefully) around then.

I’m still ill unfortunately, I’ve been taking multi-vitamins, zinc tablets, vitamin C supplements, eating well and eating more fruit, using sleeping tablets to help me get more rest, keeping warm etc… But it doesn’t seem to have worked all that well. Ah well, I do feel a bit better. Hopefully it won’t last the whole trip!

See you all soon!

Kids get sick.  A lot!  My nephew, Xander, is an industrious one and doesn’t let a simple illness keep him down.  Not five minutes after his mommy instructed him to stay away from his brother, Zereth, to keep him from getting sick as well, I overheard Xander threatening Zereth with a little germ warfare…  It’s no wonder when children get sick, their entire family (parents and siblings alike) are taken down with them.

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The new mixtape from Lupe Fiasco has arrived!

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Oh yea…and another one is coming…

peace! and remember to smile, love.

bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh.

i HATE today sooo much. its shit. can’t wait for it to end. can’t beleive I’m ILL! like, propper, sick up ill. and im soooo bored.

and as if it couldn’t get any worster, my laptops speakers have gone weirdo on me. its not fair. if i say it enough times maybe things will sort themselves out.

I had two nightmares last night, I think thats what I’m gonna blame all this shit on. the first was, i was mega huge ass saggy man boobs fat. it was horrible, i didnt even have a chin. bleh. nad the second was I was being chased through a field by a flying sheet that kept sing ”baa baa fat kid, I will eats you  now!”

So I didnt exactly sleep very well. :’(

cant wait to get my new ipod tomorrow! ahhhh im actually gonna be devestated if it doesnt come!!! please come please come please come!

wow, just got a notification that I have an email from homebase notifying me that they are currently have a sale. BLEH to that maties, I’m sick.

I plan on having a three post day today, so watch this space. or dont, im sure you actually have a life! Xx

Hello Loves!

So I have this horrible cough right now. After two days of struggling, I went to Google.com and typed in “Cure a Cough at Home”. This is what I found. (They work!)

<3 Shelbie

Honey when taken with black pepper will loosen the mucous and make you spit the mucus. This will be helpful in throwing the irritating substances of the trachea and help you in treating cough. This is one of the effective cough home remedies.

Another effective natural remedy for cough is that if you have cough due to cold then just drink tea made of ginger 3-4 times a day or just eat raw ginger, this will subside your cough.

Drinking red raspberry, honey suckle, or liquor ice tea with honey is helpful in treating cough in 2-3 days. This is one of the effective cough treatment.

Take 2 tablespoons of honey and mix it in one cup of orange juice and drink it. This is a good cough remedy.

Prepare a cough syrup from baked onion juice, comfrey tea, and honey. Drink it daily and your cough will subside.

Another effective cough treatment is to before going to bed just take a spoonful of honey with few drops of vodka or brandy in it.

Mix 1-2 tsp of pure home made turmeric powder in warm milk and drink it twice a day for coughs of a bacterial origin. Within 2 days your cough will be gone by using this method. This is one of the useful home remedies for cough.

You may also gargle with warm water to which lot of salt is added as many times as possible during the day. This will help you to clear phlegm caught in the throat.

Mix 5 ml of onion juice with 10 ml of pure honey. Take this mixture at least twice a day. This will relieve your cough and will also help in soothing throat. This is one of the best cough cure.

Take 5ml of fresh tulsi (Ocimum sanctum, Holy Basil) and mix it in 10 ml of pure honey. Consume this daily at least twice a day.

Add turmeric to a vessel filled with boiling water and inhale the fumes. It is also beneficial for controlling cough. This is a good natural remedies for cough.

Prepare a paste using ¼ teaspoon of red pepper, ¼ teaspoon of ground ginger, 1 table spoon of apple cider vinegar, 1 table spoon of honey, and 2 tablespoon of water. Mix them well and take 1 teaspoon of this mixture whenever you have cough. This is one of the simplest home remedy for cough.

In case of severe and chronic cough, crush 2-3 garlic and some cloves. Add this to a glass of milk or water. Then boil the mixture till it reduces to half the original content. Filter this and add a little sugar to it for improving the taste. Drink this twice a day and continue this treatment for at least a week to see visible results.

In a large vessel just simply take plain water and boil it. Now inhale these vapors of steam by covering your head region with the towel. Taking deep breaths in between is advisable. You may cough in the beginning and every thing will be fine in 10 minutes, it will help you later to throw out the waste (phlegm).

One of the useful home remedies for cough is to take 1-2 gm powder of black pepper, long pepper, and dry ginger in equal ratios. Take this mixture of powder with honey, 2-3 times a day.

Cough cure – Take some garlic and boil them in water, and drink it. You can add sugar to improve the taste.

Crush some black pepper and eat them with honey.

Chop up an onion, and pour honey over it. Let it be on a sauce pan on low flame for few minutes. Now take some honey from it and allow it to be in your throat. Do not drink water for at least half an hour of this treatment.

For dry and frequent cough take 1-2 gm powder of fried turmeric with honey, thrice a day. This is one of the useful cough treatment.

Take 2-3 cloves and fry them in butter or ghee, and chew them.

Take half a gram of powder of long pepper and mix it with rock salt, twice a day, with hot water. This is one of the simplest cough remedy.

Take some garlic pieces and then boil it in water, add some sugar, lemon and honey to it and drink it.

Take equal parts of black pepper, dry ginger, and sugar mixed in ghee or butter two times a day.

This home remedy for cough is one of the most useful ones. Take some water in the pot and put it to boil, after the water boils, put three cloves of garlic, one spoon of oregano and leave water for boiling around 4 -5 minutes. Take this water in cup and drink directly or add it in milk and then drink it.

Take little water say ¼ cup , to this add 2 teaspoons of honey, half a lemon, cinnamon and one eucalyptus leaf and drink it.

Take some eucalyptus and mint leaves and boil them in water. Now inhale its vapors while the water cools. It will help you in curing your cough. This is an another natural remedy for cough.

http://www.natural-homeremedies.org/homeremedies-cough.htm

So, as the title says, I’m ill. Mild flu symptoms. Not good when I’m going to London this weekend, I’d best be better by then!

Also I had a really weird turn of emotion last night. I’ve been having that for a while now, where my mood changes to extremes very quickly. I guess each side of my emotion has valid points in being that way, but last night, it all compounded, and my illness didn’t help matters. I guess I’m just tired, in two ways. Physically, and also I suppose I’m tired of not having a place in the world, being unemployed, being single, not being able to achieve what I want because I’m not as fortunate as others…

It’s usually in this mindset that I either go for a late night walk and think things over, or write, but it was very windy and cold, and I was ill and tired, so I just had to lay and try and forget about it, which didn’t work too well.

I’m feeling a little better today in both ways, but it’s odd how my twelve hours of being in bed only left me more exhausted than when I went to bed. Ah well. More decent, proper blogging soon, when I feel more up to it. Good night folks!

Relevant song lyric of the post: Red Hot Chili Peppers – Under The Bridge

“Sometimes I feel like I don’t have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in, the city of angels
Lonely as I am, together we cry”

Closing KoLd Quote:

“Maybe I’m bipolar, who knows, a medically-inclined friend even suggested it not long ago. Like most people, I need a purpose in life, if I don’t have that, I can feel a little out of place here.”

I am alive I swear! I’ve just been ill or busy, or you know, lazy! Need to work on that last one, but I have been ill and tired and sleeping and busy.

I have a job again! At a cinema yay! I randomly checked online if they had anything while checking out film times. If they do its only for a few days and I think I saw the online application form on the first day it went up. So I applied, and a few days later I got a phone call.

Now, remember, I’ve been ill! I had a bad throat for about two weeks and for about three days I didn’t have a voice at all! So odds are, that’s when a potential employer will phone me (he emailed some, phoned others, why couldn’t he email me?). I can’t even really remember what I said, I had to whisper and say, “sorry I have a sore throat!” but it was fine and then I had an interview a few days later. Luckily my voice came back by then, phew and in the interview he remembered I had no voice and laughed, but it meant he remembered me so that’s good? I don’t think he really remembered that many people since it would have been a few.

I was nervous for the interview, in my last job I didn’t really have an interview, and I’ve only had them for college and/or uni so there were a few people there too. I hung out with my ex flatmate before we went, and probably annoyed him by asking if I looked okay and presentable about a hundred million times I swear. I saw my friend and her boyfriend just before I went in when I was on my own so that was good.

Anywho he told me I’d find out by the weekend, but I got an email days before that so I emailed him back and oh induction the week after and hello I have a job! It was all pretty fast (to me anyway) considering I was just looking there on the off chance so I feel lucky. The places I applied to via handing in CV’s didn’t contact me at all. Except one place. I handed my CV in a mere hour or two after my friend at Paperchase. She got the job I didn’t. Then they phoned me weeks after since they needed someone for Thursdays and I could do them except for once a month (uni) and the manager said she’d get back to me and she didn’t and it went to someone else after they put a new “Jobs available” sign out, grrr *shakes fist*.

I’ve done Indcution, where three other guys were starting. I got on with one really well, the only one my age 19, there was a 21 year old who was nice but a bit quiet and a 24 year old who…well, he’s okay but… the way he was acting seemed like he’s a tricky person to get along with and work with, but I haven’t seen him since.

We were all scheduled to work on different days or same day different shifts and I was first, on the weekend. The weekend after New Moon (which I’ve seen and might write about soon) opened, and omg the people! Everyone kept saying to me “You picked a great time to start work here” to me. It was maaard.

I’ve done two shifts and half the time I spend cleaning the screens with others and you only have a little time to do that between film showings, and the other half standing at gate collecting peoples tickets and telling them where to go. Its all right. I am either boiling or freezing depending on what I’m doing and I should have till training on concessions next week, eeek. Oh I did screen checks the other day and I am so glad I’ve already seen New Moon, because it was showing at the same time in about five screens. So each time I’d walk into the next screen I’d see a section twenty or so minutes ahead of the last screen I went into.

I get on with the people I’ve seen, mostly different people but its only been two days and there’s one girl who was there for both and she’s really nice. Let’s see what else. I’ve only had a few annoying/angry people and I get others to help! Oh some young girls wanted to see a 15 and they didn’t have ID on them and got reaaally aggressive and luckily the security guard was there so I sort of shifted backwards haha. The radio scares me! I cut my hand in the middle of my palm on my right hand and I’m right handed >.<. I’ve only seen one person I know and he’s like a friend of a friend there. There’s a cute guy working there (who I’ve been served by before) but I still haven’t met him yet. A girl I know from college works there and I talked to her nan, and a girl from my school works there. She messaged me but she only works one day a week and I haven’t done that yet.

Perks of it are good. Moula! For one, I get more than I did at the Supermarket so that’s good, also once a month I get free tickets which I can give to family and friends (only when its like not that busy). Free promotional shirts you can keep after a film comes out, 25% off food and drinks and staff previews! I can see a big film the night before it comes out and invite two people if I want. Other good things are they have staff nights out etc, and there’s a lot of people my age as opposed to the supermarket, so it’ll be easier to get on with people. Not that I didn’t there, but I felt really young sometimes and I was usually on my own working, when I’ll only be on my own sometimes at gate.

Well this is a massive post! I’ll wrap it up with another (probably giant) paragraph saying I’ll try to write more, like every day for the rest of this month. I’ve been meaning too but life got in the way. Also my last post was about Nanowrimo and well…. I’m waaay behind on that. Damn you life, I want a free copy of a finished novel that I wrote! That doesn’t suck like it will do waay more if I try to catch up now. I’m working tomorrow, Friday, Saturday and Monday so not much time to catch up in the next few days really. I might write more about work another time, and oh yeah! Christmas is a month away today!!! Can you believe it! Yay I love Christmas and not just for the presents =D

After being poorly (I feel a lot better more of the time now) I have had the urge to clean the house meticulously and start creating decorations and presents for Christmas. I am rather excited about Christmas this year; I am never really over-the-top excited about it, but this Christmas will be the first in our new house! I put the tree up last night… a lot of people have said that it is far too early, but my family is coming to celebrate Christmas a week early, so why cant I put the tree up a week early!? It is just inspiration standing in the corner now, I cant wait to start putting presents under it.

Yesterday Ryan came home with a new frying pan, which was on sale in Debenhams:

So this led me on to looking at all the kitchenware that Debenhams sell… There are quite a few things that I love, which I am sure you can get elsewhere too, just they are all bundled together in one shop! Here are my selections:

1. Dark grey Roast ‘n Rack by Maxim – I love making roast dinners so much, but I still dont really have the roasting trays for all the ingredients.

2. Cream plate with glass dome lid – I just love the aesthetic of having this in the kitchen with cakes under it!

3. Teal rectangular stoneware dish by Le Creuset – maybe for pasta bakes

4. Cream stove kettle by Prestige – I adore the lines and the shapes that make up these retro-style kettles. I even love the fact you have to put it on the stove, so amazing! There are some of the same/similar style that are electric, but its not really the same thing is it. We also need an upgrade from the £6 kettle I bought a few years ago from Woolworths haha!

5. Azure cast iron casserole dish By Le Creuset – for casseroles of course. Winter is drawing in and I am always a sucker for homemade comfort food. For some reason all the Le Creuset items I have picked here bar one are in blue; I actually like all and any of the colours in the range that they make.

6. Ken Hom 5 piece Wok set by Tao – because I dont have a wok, and I really feel like trying to make stir fry and chinese style chicken.

7. Teal cast iron 26cm square grillit by Le Creuset – because it would make amazing steaks, and you can pour out the juices from the pan afterwards… mmmmm!

8. Spring form cake pan by Kitchen Craft – because I have none!

9. Volcanic regular cast iron grill by Le Creuset – I believe you can either put this in the oven, or as a hot plate on the stove… I love that idea.

10. 5 piece stainless steel set by Prestige – because all of my pans are leaving black flakes in my pasta yuk! Not necessarily this set, but something similar that wont ruin my food.

11. Blue Icona 4 slice toaster by De Longhi – so yummy looking! And blue again… why!?? We need an upgrade from the £5 toaster from Woolworths I bought 3 years ago…

12. 14cm microwave saucepan – when I saw this I thought of Ryan. He always eats beans, and always cooks them in Tupperware pots without handles or spouts, and it looks like a very awkward process to try not to burn your fingers, so this could be ideal!

13. Assam teapot by Bodum – I am never any good at judging how long to leave teabags to steep in the water before pouring, and it either comes out too weak or too strong. So… if I can see what is going on inside the pot I will be ok! It also has a plunger to stop the process when it is right for you, and you can use teabags or leaves and it works!

14. Cream food mixer by KitchenAid – how gorgeous is this machine! We have one in the kitchen at the bar that I work at, I might see if they will sell it to me as it is not really in use.

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I am also in the process of designing some quilted Christmas stockings for myself and Ryan, to hang on the wall (where the mantel should be if the house still had one), some knitted presents for my grandparents, maybe some other presents too, and some decorations for the house! I am thinking garlands, and wreaths, and paper chains of course.

Ryan is dying my hair for me tonight, so if I think I look semi-unpoorly afterwards I shall take a photo and paste it to the end of this blog.

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Jenn xx

P.S I am now down to 4 hamsters… It seems to be a sad time in Hamsterville. I have not changed anything about their living conditions… maybe it is just that time of year Rest in peace crazy dude who bit me really hard…

I’ll never fear like that anymore… A wounded heart on a lacerated soul… A broken life, an useless plot… I want so much to forget my death…

Feel bad. Extremely bad. My heart is failing. I thought I would fall today in the University… My favourite teacher could cheer me up for a while notwithstanding all that happens… Really, it seems that clever men like my company.

Still ill, I’ll be fully recovered for Motorhead tomorrow night though

I’m having a lazy day playing Call of Duty 4 online, eating food, blogging and editing. I made a new Playstation Account, new online username is Timn96-  (Yes, with the hyphen at the end). I got fed up with my old one “breaddah” I suck at gaming, but it’s fun.

The weather is extremely bland today. This is the type of weather I hate. Completely solid grey sky. I’d prefer it if it was a huge thunderstorm. I don’t mind cold weather, it’s nice sometimes if it’s really cold but really sunny. I don’t really have anything against winter.

Motorhead tomorrow (25th Nov 09), I can’t wait. I won’t be ill tomorrow, trust me. I’m in school tomorrow, leave the house at 7:45am, won’t get back until 1am. Then I have two random days off on Thursday and Friday for some unknown reason (thanks school!) So I’ll have Thursday to be lazy and recover, then I’m supposed to be going and seeing the film 2012 with my friends on Friday o_o

Anyway, talk to you soon, Tim.