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Past mistakes and future letdowns

Love, or rather, the pursuit of love, is a very complicated thing. Wow, did I actually start an entry without sarcasm or any mention of the word “vagina”? I must be maturing. How boring. O… more →

Past mistakes and future letdowns — 15 comments

longredcape wrote 8 months ago: Love, or rather, the pursuit of love, is a very complicated thing. Wow, did I actually start an entr … more →

Tags: BrownEyes, color me confused, Murray, New York, Single life, The Lawyer

On insults, sperm, and booze — 8 comments

longredcape wrote 8 months ago: So, I received a negative comment on my last post, and I’m going to try not to go into a long … more →

Tags: Single life, alcoholism: I has it., Andy, this is the new plan, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, the depression, Emotions, helloooooo tangent, Poop

LRC Makes Bad Decisions, Vol. 17 — 14 comments

longredcape wrote 9 months ago: I’m going to attempt a lighthearted approach at this post, because 1) it’s FRIDAY! and 2 … more →

Tags: a cycle of suck, Adam, alcoholism: I has it., BrownEyes, did we break enough this time?, Emotions, I am a complete and utter moron, I blame texting, I hope you have the attention span to get through this

Trying isn't always enough — 9 comments

longredcape wrote 9 months ago: Allright people, let’s get this over with. So remember how BrownEyes wanted to get back togeth … more →

Tags: a cycle of suck, aren't you glad you're not me right now?, BrownEyes, Bubba Sparxxx was right—it IS gon' get ugly, color me confused, could something else PLEASE go wrong?, did we break enough this time?, Emotions, god hates me

Good Lord, make it stop — 16 comments

longredcape wrote 10 months ago: Well, it’s “Facebook Official.” Murray is now in a relationship. Murray, the guy I … more →

Tags: a cycle of suck, Andy, BrownEyes, Bubba Sparxxx was right—it IS gon' get ugly, Claire, could something else PLEASE go wrong?, crazy things need to stop happening to me, did we break enough this time?, Emotions

I heart vlogging — 12 comments

longredcape wrote 10 months ago: Every time I vlog I feel like it’s gratuitous (oh, but vlogging, why can’t I quit you?), … more →

Tags: WTF, could have gone without seeing that, I live in a redneck town, Fail, I am a complete and utter moron, blog love is the shiz, Materialism. I has it., New York, I can be scattered at times

No wonder I make men run screaming in the other direction — 12 comments

longredcape wrote 11 months ago: I feel like my life is repeating itself. Like I’m walking around in some fucked up circle of S … more →

Tags: a cycle of suck, aren't you glad you're not me right now?, BrownEyes, Bubba Sparxxx was right—it IS gon' get ugly, color me confused, did we break enough this time?, Fail, god hates me, I am a complete and utter moron

This post is all over the place and will probably not make any sense — 14 comments

longredcape wrote 11 months ago: Today, after much procrastination, I finally gave in and went to my friend Sandra’s to get my … more →

Tags: The past..., BrownEyes, Serious stuff, this is what happens when you're crazy, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, Emotions, did we break enough this time?, helloooooo tangent, Poop

I'd love to see my Google Analytics after this one — 11 comments

longredcape wrote 11 months ago: Topics of discussion on gchat with Andy today: Steve Jobs The Dark Knight Blue balls vs. pooping in … more →

Tags: WTF, pass the Ritalin - I may have Adult ADD, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., could have gone without seeing that, this is what happens when you're crazy, Andy, I am a complete and utter moron, Poop, google that shit

Where to draw the line? — 14 comments

longredcape wrote 11 months ago: Some of you wanted updates on the NY sketchy past/just effing talk to him about it, you stupid, stup … more →

Tags: The past..., pass the Ritalin - I may have Adult ADD, BrownEyes, Serious stuff, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, in which I ask for your assistance, Emotions, New York, color me confused

Possible scenarios for getting New York into bed with me — 12 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: Normally, I am not a very shy person. But put me around a cute boy? And I am rendered incapacitated. … more →

Tags: Single life, alcoholism: I has it., sex, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., this is what happens when you're crazy, this is the new plan, I am a complete and utter moron, Pls to take pity? Kthx., That's What SHE Said!

This post discusses both balls and stimulation — 9 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: Operation BrownEyes Fade Out is in full effect. As is Operation If I Find Any More Reasons To Increa … more →

Tags: why can't I be independently wealthy?, Single life, sex, BrownEyes, Work crap, this is the new plan, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, Poop, That's What SHE Said!

HELP! — 19 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: So, I know I haven’t mentioned BrownEyes in a while, and there’s a reason for that. Actu … more →

Tags: Single life, BrownEyes, Work crap, I live in a redneck town, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, in which I ask for your assistance, crazy things need to stop happening to me, Pls to take pity? Kthx., New York

It's not Thanksgiving until . . . and Twilight — 12 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: God, is the weekend effing over already? UGH. I am trying to squeeze every last drop out of it that … more →

Tags: Adam, Single life, alcoholism: I has it., WTF, sex, pass the Ritalin - I may have Adult ADD, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., BrownEyes, could have gone without seeing that

Start spreadin' the newwwwwwwssss, I'm leavin' todaayyyyyy — 17 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: Still not talking about you-know-who. My dating life has taken an interesting turn as of late. Due t … more →

Tags: Single life, BrownEyes, I live in a redneck town, google that shit, New York

Just call me a fun-sucker, I guess. — 15 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: You’ve probably noticed I’ve tried to refrain from bitching about BE. Reasons being, I … more →

Tags: men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, my womanly time makes me extremly horny, BrownEyes, Andy, in which I ask for your assistance, Emotions, when gchat causes me to have a revelation

Naw y'all — 9 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: In an effort to amuse Andy, because I was bored (and he won’t admit it, but he was, too), I vi … more →

Tags: alcoholism: I has it., I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., could have gone without seeing that, this is what happens when you're crazy, Andy, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, Vlogging, Fail, I am a complete and utter moron

Cinco Meses — 10 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: 13,219,200 seconds. 220,320 minutes. 3672 hours. 153 days. 21 weeks. Five months. It’s been fi … more →

Tags: Adam, BrownEyes, did we break enough this time?, Emotions, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, I live in a redneck town, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Murray

My vlog, in which my ta-tas are on prominent display — 15 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: Happy Vlog Day! I’m going along with the pack of twentysomethings who are posting video blogs … more →

Tags: WTF, pass the Ritalin - I may have Adult ADD, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., the dogs, could have gone without seeing that, Vlogging, Fail


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