In fact, holding a slice of bread over burning wads of money isn’t a bad idea, if you want good toast. Why is it so hard to find a good toaster? The toaster of my youth was a heavy thing that … more →
BINARY TRASHmaleesha wrote 3 years ago: I am still weirded out from this dream I had three nights ago. It was strange. It woke me up at 3 … more →
maleesha wrote 3 years ago: Zits. Why? I have a zit on my chin today, right by the side of my mouth. The injustice! The unfai … more →
maleesha wrote 4 years ago: I really needed a fu-fu coffee on the way back from a n appointment this morning. So we hit the Star … more →
maleesha wrote 6 years ago: Yesterday in the mail I received a form from the Denver Bulk Mail Center, the “Loose-In-Mail … more →
maleesha wrote 7 years ago: Down with the telephone monopolies! Recently I switched to a cell-phone only existence. No more va … more →
maleesha wrote 1 year ago: In fact, holding a slice of bread over burning wads of money isn’t a bad idea, if you want goo … more →
maleesha wrote 1 year ago: There is NOTHING more annoying to me than laying in bed with your eyes closed and having someone wal … more →
maleesha wrote 1 year ago: To answer the questions: No, I don’t have a new job lined up No, I am not going to stay home w … more →
maleesha wrote 1 year ago: I’m going to rant about perfume again. Lady, you are a regular biohazard. How many people hav … more →
maleesha wrote 1 year ago: It’s hard to be a female Marine. To be the fewest of the few is to hold a bouquet of roses in … more →
maleesha wrote 2 years ago: I mentioned before I am feeling a bit bah-humbuggy…it’s hard to get in the Christmas spi … more →
maleesha wrote 2 years ago: People keep asking me “what I am going to be for Halloween.” Just to clarify, I detest … more →
maleesha wrote 2 years ago: Here’s another argument that will never be won. Pit Bulls: What are they good for? Some argu … more →
maleesha wrote 2 years ago: It’s official. I hate Qwest. You know, Qwest. That giant entity of doom who we are dependen … more →
maleesha wrote 2 years ago: If it’s the day before Easter, or any holiday for that matter, it’s safe to bet that sto … more →