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Our Caturday Operators R Standing By!

The weather’s going to be heating up very soon. Unless U live in, say, Surprise AZ, in which case it’s already scorching. Call Screens -R- Us and we’ll stop over and show you how EASY it is to install one of our… 22 more words

Thanks? We Sure About That?

Might be wrong, but I think this kitteh has an entirely different word in his mind.

Which we can’t print.


Reddit.

"Hello, IRS? My Tax Return's Gonna Be Late."

“Yes, I know they’re due tonight by midnight. Why’s it gonna be late? Well…the dog ate it. Yes, I’m sure you HAVE heard that one before.”

Incredibly Busted, Banff

On a positive side, though, “Pointer” sneakers are known to have a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor; heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness.* 25 more words

Caution: There's Danger Afoot!

“Hello! My dog Danger is a menace- menace to your feet because he’ll lick you to death!” -Judy C. (Sent from my iPhone.)