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I just really enjoy the feng shui up in here, you know?
Professor: Alright, so if you have any questions, I’ll be happy to stay after class and help you… nah, that’s a lie, but I still stay after class though. Overheard in ITE by Punkacer… more →
Pre-21st Century? Why no, this actually happened in 2003.
Daedalus wrote 3 months ago: Professor (speaking of a scientist whose results contradicted church teachings): He made a fool out … more →
Welcome to college, kiddo
Daedalus wrote 4 months ago: Professor: Any questions about the syllabus. Student: (raises hand. gets called on. gets up from sea … more →
Did you bring enough for the rest of the class? You did?! My man!
Daedalus wrote 4 months ago: Student: What’s your policy on beverages? Professor: I think we should drink them. I mean, not … more →
My favorite is Diatomic Pepsi. Zero calories!
Daedalus wrote 4 months ago: Guy 1: Yo, do you remember which ones are diatomic? Is phosphorus? Guy 2: I know oxygen is… Gu … more →
Oh, THAT'S the answer he was looking for on the exam.
Daedalus wrote 6 months ago: Professor: Chemistry happens, and then the products flow out. Overheard in Biology by Michael … more →
Yeah, I hate that too!
Daedalus wrote 8 months ago: Professor: When I was younger, people tried to call me Letty and I was like, ‘Stop! That … more →
Monty Python does Fine Arts
Daedalus wrote 8 months ago: Professor: Now look at these figures. Student 1: Those are women Professor: (appalled) These are WOM … more →
Phallic Art 101
Daedalus wrote 8 months ago: Professor: This figure has a VERY erect penis. Look–it’s just right there!! Overheard i … more →
Be sure to check out his new book, "Disney: Uncovered!"
Daedalus wrote 8 months ago: Professor: Does anyone know anyone like that? They go on a first date, say “I love you” … more →
Only the ones without Facebook.
Daedalus wrote 8 months ago: Professor (about a handout on stalking): Does anybody need stalking? Overheard in Sondheim by Alex … more →
No, unless you adjust for inflation.
Daedalus wrote 8 months ago: Professor: Let me see if I still remember…Jay-Z? 5 Cent? Are they the same people? Overheard … more →
How indeed?
Daedalus wrote 9 months ago: Student (speaking about Afghanis): How can we kill them when they are flying around on rugs?? Overhe … more →
They were discussing the moral implications of somnambulism.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 9 months ago: Professor: *yawn* I should be napping right now. Overheard in Philosophy by James … more →
Jack The Ripper...and Burner.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 12 months ago: Professor: I love ripping things! I also like fire…but I’ll contain myself. Overheard in … more →
That's the unit on Foot Art.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 12 months ago: TA: No matter how many times the professor tells you he cut his toenails too short, it will NOT be o … more →
This lecture brought to you by the Baltimore Friends of Pot Parties
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Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Older Professor: “Everyone has pot-parties, why don’t you?” Now what would be com … more →
Now follow me over to the Erickson School!
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: If I do nothing else, I can teach you how to taunt the elderly. Overheard in a Philosophy … more →
Scientific evidence that UMBC makes you dumb.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: (Professor struggles with a simple subtraction problem.) Professor: I took the SAT in 6th grade to g … more →
That's an interesting interpretation of "Love thy neighbor"...
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: What would Jesus do? Jesus would kill the tards. Overheard in Lecture Hall 4, Academic I … more →
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