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Best Menopause Question Ever
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’… more →
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Best Menopause Question Ever
turtlemom3 wrote 1 week ago: Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And … more →
Why I Fired My Secretary
turtlemom3 wrote 7 months ago: Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downst … more →
If you take an Oriental -
turtlemom3 wrote 7 months ago: If you take an Oriental and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people fro … more →
Something For the Rest of Us
turtlemom3 wrote 8 months ago: 1st came the commemorative coins, then the T-shirts, then the plates, & now something for the re … more →
Motherly Love!
turtlemom3 wrote 8 months ago: Alligator Mom Baboon Mom Cheetah Mom Duck Mom Elephant Mom Giraffe Mom Gorilla Mom Otter Mom Polar B … more →
Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy
turtlemom3 wrote 1 year ago: 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 p … more →
Twenty-Nine Lines to Make You Smile
turtlemom3 wrote 1 year ago: 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. 2 … more →
Wheels of Life
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turtlemom3 wrote 1 year ago: Wheels of Life … more →
Poems
turtlemom3 wrote 1 year ago: WOMAN’S LOVE POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep, One who’s hand … more →
Nana's Nursing Home...
turtlemom3 wrote 1 year ago: A wealthy family took their frail, elderly grandmother to a famous and expensive nursing home and le … more →
Zen Sarcasm
turtlemom3 wrote 1 year ago: Zen Sarcasm 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not fol … more →
Internet dating
CAsToReL wrote 1 year ago: I’m a bit rusty without my keyboard… … more →
Too Much Time On His Hands
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turtlemom3 wrote 1 year ago: This has got to be one of the cleverest things I’ve seen in awhile. Someone out there is deadl … more →
How not to write a resume
turtlemom3 wrote 1 year ago: Shamelessly lifted from one of my fora, where I just cracked up reading it. Resume Cover Letters: T … more →
Little Johnny Strikes Again
turtlemom3 wrote 1 year ago: ..To all those who have ever interrupted someone….this is 4 u… Little Johnny watched his … more →
The Harley Rider
turtlemom3 wrote 1 year ago: A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky parted above his head and … more →
George W.'s War
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turtlemom3 wrote 1 year ago: From: Investor’s Business Daily Friday June 20, 7:40 pm ET Ibd No one likes war. War is a horr … more →
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029
turtlemom3 wrote 1 year ago: Ozone Created By Electric Cars Now Killing Millions in Seventh Largest Country in the World, Mexifor … more →
kinda punny!
turtlemom3 wrote 1 year ago: A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He … more →
