So where do I possibly begin? I could go all Crash Course World History with John Green and tell you all about the history of India, the country’s 400 or so dialects embedded into its 1.2 billion (and counting) population, the never-ending rift between Hindus and Muslims (which I’ll have you know not only exists in India, Pakistan and Bangladesh but also in the USA as well), or I could go on and on and on and tell you how to make the perfect curry dish. 703 more words