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10 Reasons for Not Blogging in the Past year

deadbeatmom wrote 3 months ago: My God, it’s hard to believe it has been so long since I’ve posted. Having a second baby … more →

Tags: Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists, Baby Goo, Humor, second baby, Poop, brad and angelina, Excuses, Top 10 List, Sleep Deprivation

10 reasons why being knocked up again sucks...1 comment

deadbeatmom wrote 1 year ago: Okay, so my blog has kind of fallen off the radar. Partly because I’ve been working at a new g … more →

Tags: Humor, Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists, barefoot, belly, Childbirth, Colic, Doodlebops, knocked up, Labor

Why clean the house when you can watch home improvement shows??2 comments

deadbeatmom wrote 1 year ago: It’s been a while since I’ve posted. And for good reason:  we went from not even having … more →

Tags: Baby, Baby Goo, Humor, Life, Parenting, Personal, Random, Thoughts, bacteria

10 Ways Springer is Better than Dr. Phil1 comment

deadbeatmom wrote 1 year ago: Okay, so I must admit. I actually used to kinda like Dr. Phil. But that slowly started to chip away … more →

Tags: 1, Humor, Life, Personal, Random, Thoughts, Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists, Britney Spears, circus freaks

Deadbeat New Year's Resolutions1 comment

deadbeatmom wrote 1 year ago: Well I know it’s a little late for resolutions, but I swear, I’ve been thinking about wr … more →

Tags: Family, Humor, Life, Marriage, New Mom Gripes, Parenting, Personal, Thoughts, Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists

10 Ways Studying Theatre Prepared Me for Motherhood

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: Was watching ‘Little Mosque on the Prarie’ this evening after putting the baby down and … more →

Tags: Baby Goo, Family, Humor, Life, Parenting, Personal, Thoughts, Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists, Acting

If breastfeeding is obscene...Ten things to ban now!6 comments

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago:   Heard about the whole facebook and breastfeeding kafuffle http://www.thestar.com/article/255628and … more →

Tags: Baby Goo, Humor, Life, New Mom Gripes, Parenting, Personal, Random, Thoughts, Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists

Bizarre Search Terms

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: “Boobs jiggling while walking.” That’s the most recent search term someone used to … more →

Tags: Humor, Life, Personal, Random, Thoughts

Your baby is so cute! And other lies new moms utter...4 comments

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago:  Okay, I’ve got to admit it: saying another baby is cute is like a Nike ad–you just do i … more →

Tags: Baby Goo, Humor, Life, New Mom Gripes, Parenting, Personal, Thoughts, Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists

The Consequences of New Mommydom and Bar-Hopping

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: Having to explain that you didn’t spill a drink on your nipples. Being trashed on three drinks … more →

Tags: Baby Goo, Humor, Life, Personal, Random, Thoughts, Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists

The Dance of Mommydom

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: People will tell you that when you first have a baby, a lot of your non-parent friends will drop off … more →

Tags: Humor, Life, New Mom Gripes, Personal, Relationships, Thoughts

10 Signs You're a True Deadbeat Mom2 comments

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: The Deadbeat Mom Uniform Your baby’s first foods are Twinkies and soda pop. Your boob alcohol … more →

Tags: Baby Goo, Humor, Life, Parenting, Random, The Poop on Baby Stuff, Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists

10 Facebook Revelations1 comment

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: Okay, so this isn’t really par for the course on my blog. Pretty much cause it isn’t rea … more →

Tags: Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists, Relationships, Humor, Life

10 Things We Survived that Parents Would Be Locked Up For Today

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: “Cutting Back” to a caraffe of wine and a half pack of menthols during pregnancy. Puttin … more →

Tags: Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists, Baby Goo, Family, Parenting, Humor, Life

10 Signs Your Baby Has Taken Over Your Life2 comments

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: You refer to yourself as “Mommy” when you’re out on your own with friends. Your ex … more →

Tags: Baby Goo, Humor, Life, Marriage, New Mom Gripes, Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists

Sleep Deprivation=Blogging Blahs

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: I’ve noticed there’s a correlation between teething and my ability to complete tasks. Ju … more →

Tags: Baby Goo, New Mom Gripes

Recipe for a Good Mommies Group

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: I must confess: I’m not really the mommy group type. Sure I like to cook, but that’s rea … more →

Tags: Humor, Life, Mommy Group Recipes, New Mom Gripes, Parenting, Relationships

Top 10 post-3a.m. feeding activities when you can't sleep1 comment

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: Make faces out of your belly blubber. Try to remember the number of partners you had and a) realize … more →

Tags: Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists, Baby Goo, Family, Parenting

Deadbeat moms unite3 comments

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: Ever dropped the baby? Forgot to buckle the safety seat? Thought it was okay to give your one-year-o … more →

Tags: Family, Humor, New Mom Gripes, The Poop on Baby Stuff


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