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Confidential: Draft script for infomercial. Do NOT show to client under any circumstances*

Fade up studio lights to presenter seated in high-backed leather armchair.

Hello there. 494 more words

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Message Received: 5 Simple Steps to Make an Awesome Sales Pitch

What has blaring sound, garish colors, hammy acting,

and is worth billions?

Infomercials.

In 2013, As-Seen-On-TV products like The Snuggie, the Shamwow, P90X and others earned over $5 billion, and many of us are their happy customers! 603 more words

Leadership

The Brand is the Thing

We hear a lot about branding these days. A product or company’s brand consists of the many intangible factors that define it. Coca-Cola’s brand is an excellent example of this. 824 more words

Digital Signage: It’s everywhere..

Digital signage is a display of images, text and video in a digital format through a television or the internet to convey advertising in a public space (BusinessDictionary.com). 487 more words

It's Not His Fault If You Don't Call Right Now: Gene Snitsky's Doing Pressure Cooker Infomercials

What does the future hold for Gene Snitsky now that his WWE and very brief TNA careers are seemingly at an end? I suppose he could be the guy who makes the funnel cakes at the carnival. 359 more words

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