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I Love The Holidays!

toddrobertanderson wrote 4 days ago: When I’m working, I mean.  When I’m not I’m broke and the holidays are lousy.  Bei … more →

Tags: Bringing sexy back, Christmas, Holidays, Humor

Friday the 13th!

toddrobertanderson wrote 3 weeks ago: Sure, I had a terrible audition on Monday.  I went in on a sitcom, made my choices and did them one … more →

Tags: Acting, Actor, Actors, audition, book, Comedy, commercials, Humor, Television

The Joy of Acting

toddrobertanderson wrote 1 month ago: I know I’ve been posting chapters from my book about acting, but I’ve decided to self-pu … more →

Tags: Acting

Don’t Act, Reason #33: Your livelihood will be completely dependent on dumb luck.

toddrobertanderson wrote 4 months ago: Yes, I know I’ve mentioned luck plenty of times already, but I’ll continue to do so, since success i … more →

Tags: Acting, Actor, Actors, audition, Comedy, Entertainment, Humor, Satire, sex

Don’t Act, Reason #32: You will find yourself unable to thrive off a “verbal tip”.

toddrobertanderson wrote 4 months ago: In the waiting profession, there is something that is known as “the verbal tip.”  The verbal tip com … more →

Tags: Acting, Actor, Actors, audition, Auditions, Celebrities, Comedy, commercials, Famous

Don’t Act, Reason #31: You’ll be proud of things you shouldn’t be, like appearing in soft-core porn.

toddrobertanderson wrote 7 months ago: It’s so painfully easy to lose perspective when one is completely desperate.  If you’re like me, and … more →

Tags: Acting, Actor, Comedy, Entertainment, Famous, Movies, Porn, sex

Don’t Act, Reason #30: You will suffer endless humiliation.

toddrobertanderson wrote 7 months ago: Did I mention I dressed up like a butterfly?[1]             You may remember the ad campaign.  The l … more →

Tags: Comedy, Acting, Television, audition, Actor, Famous, Humor, Satire, Butterfly

Don’t Act, Reason #29: You will not be allowed to improvise while at the same time improvisation is the only way you will be able get work.

toddrobertanderson wrote 8 months ago:             The first job I ever booked I booked because I was willing to improvise in the audition. … more →

Tags: Comedy, Acting, audition, Actor, Humor, memoir, Actors, Satire, Auditions

Don’t Act, Reason #28: You will discover that less than two percent of the Screen Actors Guild makes a livable income as actors.1 comment

toddrobertanderson wrote 8 months ago:  Getting into SAG and paying your dues (the literal ones, not the figurative ones[1]) is no great sh … more →

Tags: Comedy, Acting, Television, Actor, Humor, Celebrities, Actors, residuals, People

Don’t Act, Reason #27: You’ll have to join an actor’s union (or several.)1 comment

toddrobertanderson wrote 9 months ago: For the longest time, the Screen Actors Guild—generally referred to by its unflattering acronym, SAG … more →

Tags: Comedy, Acting, Actor, Famous, Humor, Actors, People, Entertainment, commercials

Don’t Act, Reason #26: You will sell your soul for a lousy thirty seconds of screen time.

toddrobertanderson wrote 9 months ago: Back when I was in college, I remember a lot of fellow actor classmates saying such nonsense as, “I … more →

Tags: Comedy, Acting, Television, Acting School, audition, Actor, Famous, Humor, memoir

Don’t Act, Reason #25: You will become the victim of subjectivity.

toddrobertanderson wrote 10 months ago: Okay, okay.  I apologize for that last essay.  Its theory is born purely out of bitterness, and is c … more →

Tags: book, Comedy, Acting, famous people, Movies, Television, america, Theater, Acting School

Don’t Act, Reason #24: You will constantly be trumped by nepotism and extreme good looks.4 comments

toddrobertanderson wrote 10 months ago: A brief note before we get to the latest “Don’t Act” entry: Okay, I’m back.  … more →

Tags: Comedy, Acting, famous people, Movies, Television, audition, Actor, audience, Humor

Don’t Act, Reason #23: You will become blisteringly aware of how unattractive you are.

toddrobertanderson wrote 1 year ago: That last essay naturally leads me to this horrifying place.  America is a funny country when it com … more →

Tags: Acting, Actor, Los Angeles, Humor, People, Entertainment, writing, obesity, self-image

Don’t Act, Reason #22: You will never be invited onto the “casting couch.”

toddrobertanderson wrote 1 year ago: If people could really fuck their way into movie roles, the whole town would be working, because I g … more →

Tags: Acting, famous people, Actor, Humor, Celebrity, People, writing, Casting Couch, Pornô

Don’t Act, Reason #21: You will have to “create your own work.”

toddrobertanderson wrote 1 year ago: This is going to be very tricky to explain.  “Creating your own work” essentially means building you … more →

Tags: Money, Comedy, Acting, Movies, Actor, Humor, Satire, People, Entertainment

Don’t Act, Reason #20: You will have to “pay your dues.”

toddrobertanderson wrote 1 year ago: This is one of my most favorite of all favorites.  As a struggling actor, you will be told time and … more →

Tags: Comedy, Acting, Actor, Humor, Celebrities, People, writing, Paying your Dues, Genius

Don’t Act, Reason #19: You will watch your best friends in the world constantly get screwed.

toddrobertanderson wrote 1 year ago: Chances are, if you make any sense as an entity, many of your friends will be in, or at least aspire … more →

Tags: Acting, Actor, Famous, Humor, People, Entertainment, John Stamos, Movie, Independent

Don’t Act, Reason #18: You will feel immensely insecure.

toddrobertanderson wrote 1 year ago: I realize of course the irony of my own life in regard to this topic, insecurity.  I was hugely inse … more →

Tags: Acting, Movies, Actor, Famous, Humor, People, Entertainment, Personal, writing


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