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August 21 (Dalek Day 233/365)

With their evil plans not getting off the ground, the Daleks wondered if things might be different if they did a better job with their financial reckoning.   75 more words


August 19 (Dalek Day 231/365)

The Daleks were looking at one of the larger books that we have at home.

“I actually thought this book was fatter than this,” the bronze Dalek observed. 25 more words


August 18 (Dalek Day 230/365)

The Daleks decided to try their hand at cooking, but were confused by one the instructions in the recipe.

“The recipe says to separate the eggs — but it doesn’t say how far apart you are supposed to keep them!” 20 more words


August 16 (Dalek Day 228/365)

It’s always makes a nice change to learn something from the Daleks for a change.

“Throughout our travels, we have noticed the same thing time and time again,” one of them told me.   29 more words


August 14 (Dalek Day 226/365)

They say that Nature abhors a vacuum — and I think it’s pretty safe to say that the Daleks aren’t particularly keen on them either! 19 more words


August 13 (Dalek Day 225/365)

After so many setbacks recently with their evil plans, the Daleks consulted with a Life Coach who gave them the advice that they just need to “find their feet again.”  As the bronze Dalek explained, “Given the anatomical differences between Daleks and humans, we did have to improvise a bit in order to follow this advice .” 16 more words


August 12 (Dalek Day 224/365)

I asked the blue Dalek today what it thought of the notion of always “questioning authority”

The Dalek paused and then replied,  “I’m okay with that.   15 more words