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No, I AM Grateful, Dammit
Today my daughter told me that she doesn’t want to have kids because she doesn’t want to work that hard. In case you didn’t know, my daughter is four. I feel like such an asshole. I … more →
Dirty Little Secret
No, I AM Grateful, Dammit
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jerseygirl89 wrote 4 months ago: Today my daughter told me that she doesn’t want to have kids because she doesn’t want to … more →
Because I Don't Do Sappy Very Well
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jerseygirl89 wrote 7 months ago: They tell you that motherhood profoundly changes you. They tell you that you’ve never imagined … more →
I Hate School
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jerseygirl89 wrote 8 months ago: When I picked Ironflower up from preschool this morning, another mother noted that she had her shoes … more →
What I Learned On My Winter Vacation
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jerseygirl89 wrote 10 months ago: One of the things I love about traveling is that you can learn so many things. I mean, sure I loved … more →
Stream of Semi-Consciousness
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jerseygirl89 wrote 11 months ago: Ironflower threw up at school this morning. (Yes, she had school. Long story.) Anyway, I feel SO gui … more →
An Actual Dirty Little Secret
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jerseygirl89 wrote 11 months ago: I’ve hardly ever had a job that didn’t involve kids. Babysitter, nanny, teacher, tutor. … more →
Yet More Suckage (Drainage?) From The Wound
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jerseygirl89 wrote 11 months ago: Oh no, it’s not enough that I had to be in the hospital, have another surgery and spend hours … more →
Busted
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jerseygirl89 wrote 11 months ago: Yesterday we had dinner at my parents’ house. This in itself is a regular occurrence as my mot … more →
Happy Birthday, Ironflower
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jerseygirl89 wrote 1 year ago: (This should have been posted yesterday. I suck.) My big girl, I can’t believe you are four to … more →
Halloween Recap
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jerseygirl89 wrote 1 year ago: My love/hate relationship with Halloween started when I became a teacher. Because while there’ … more →
No, I'm Not Dead
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jerseygirl89 wrote 1 year ago: An evil virus attacked my computer last Friday. I have been without it since. Without my emotional c … more →
I Am In So Much Trouble
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jerseygirl89 wrote 1 year ago: I merely smiled indulgently when Ironflower began asking for “real” jewelery. . .at the … more →
Should I Post This In Town?
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jerseygirl89 wrote 1 year ago: Dear fellow Carnival patrons, I apologize for allowing my two year old to go into the climbing struc … more →
Craptastic
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jerseygirl89 wrote 1 year ago: I got nothin’. My neck and shoulder are feeling much better (though I managed to pull somethin … more →
The One Where I Try To Write A Humorous, Yet Random, Post
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jerseygirl89 wrote 1 year ago: Let’s chat, shall we? I have a few things I’d like to share about my life these days. 1. … more →
My Little Prodigy
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jerseygirl89 wrote 1 year ago: On Tuesday I volunteered in Ironflower’s class. I participated in circle time and then read th … more →
Birth Story Carnival
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jerseygirl89 wrote 1 year ago: I almost forgot about Sarcastic Mom’s super Birth Story Carnival, but luckily I checked her aw … more →
Our Family Just Keeps Growing
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jerseygirl89 wrote 1 year ago: No, we’re not adopting Sam and Celia. No, I’m not having twins. (at least, not that we k … more →
Preschool Humor
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jerseygirl89 wrote 1 year ago: Tonight at dinner (which she had to delay coming to because she had to “check her email” … more →
