4 year old boy: Um, Miss Cyndi … Me: Yeah, Brian? boy: Um, I went to the bathroom and I have poop in my pants. Me: You went to the bathroom in your pants? boy: Uh huh. Me: Ok, well can you go t… more →
From the Mixed-Up Files of Ms. Bastet 3 FrankweilerKaydee wrote 5 months ago: Well we made it to the airport 2 hours early, ate breakfast at the bar, and boarded our plane. Whic … more →
Kaydee wrote 5 months ago: Being the pasty white person that I am, and not wanting to scare people, I thought I would do everyb … more →
Kaydee wrote 5 months ago: This morning I was minding my own business, driving around in the flood waters trying to make it to … more →
Kaydee wrote 1 year ago: I was young and naive. The White Sox were the team the boys were raving about. I stood in line for f … more →
bastet3 wrote 1 year ago: 4 year old boy: Um, Miss Cyndi … Me: Yeah, Brian? boy: Um, I went to the bathroom and I have p … more →
bastet3 wrote 1 year ago: I’m kind of afraid right now. I think it’s because absolute strangers are calling me an … more →
bastet3 wrote 1 year ago: Yesterday I spent some quality time at my alma mater, where a former bio professor was having a BBQ … more →
bastet3 wrote 1 year ago: Brace yourself for this one, it’s epic. Perhaps not so much in importance, but definately in … more →
bastet3 wrote 1 year ago: Somebody up there hates me. Recently in these last months I feel like I’m a walking Murphy … more →
bastet3 wrote 1 year ago: This morning began like any other: wake up (unwillingly), walk the dog, eat some breakfast, and head … more →
bastet3 wrote 1 year ago: I am in a considerable amount of pain after slipping on a slipper (aptly named) in my room and face … more →
bastet3 wrote 1 year ago: I think I’m dying. At least, that’s what it feels like. I know I haven’t posted … more →
bastet3 wrote 1 year ago: I feel pretty amazing right now. Like I could take on absolutely anything and anyone and kick their … more →
Kaydee wrote 1 year ago: The elevator doors open. Out walks a nice looking woman. A scruffy homeless looking man walks into t … more →
Kaydee wrote 1 year ago: I have Jury Duty this week. This is my first time. I don’t know why I have never been called … more →
bastet3 wrote 1 year ago: I was going to use this post to write about how great Christmas Eve is. How I remember being little … more →
bastet3 wrote 1 year ago: I just got a phone call from an old college aquaintance that went a little something like this: T: … more →
bastet3 wrote 1 year ago: I just got a myspace message that says: “God, you got old” Ouch. I don’t think I … more →
Kaydee wrote 1 year ago: ~WARNING~ MALES PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK My annual “oil and lube” is fast approaching a … more →