The circus is coming to town. Are we supposed to like the circus these days? I can’t keep up with what’s politically correct, or considered humane. I know what’s NOT humane. Clowns. … more →
SheLooksLikeMeClinton wrote 1 year ago: The circus is coming to town. Are we supposed to like the circus these days? I can’t keep up w … more →
Clinton wrote 1 year ago: It’s that time of year. I don’t remember feeling blue last year. I must have. But I thin … more →
Clinton wrote 2 years ago: Last night Santa called just as Ella put my BlackBerry up to my ear. “Hi, Santa! What’s … more →
Clinton wrote 2 years ago: Have you ever experienced a moment — a flash of thought, no more than a nanosecond — tha … more →
Clinton wrote 2 years ago: We were trying bikes out at Toys R US the other day. We’d heard they had 14-inch bikes, which … more →
Clinton wrote 2 years ago: Yesterday I asked Ella what she wants for her birthday, which is in November. “I want a dooder … more →
Clinton wrote 2 years ago: I had one of those crazy dreams last night where something frightful happens and I try to yell but t … more →
Clinton wrote 2 years ago: I’m going to throw a lot at you. Chew slowly. Don’t forget to floss.******************** … more →
Clinton wrote 2 years ago: You know why the women’s movement stalled? (It stalled, right?) Women get stuck with pastel pu … more →
Clinton wrote 2 years ago: Yesterday Ella and I dropped Trish off at her church, then we went to the grocery store. The questio … more →
Clinton wrote 2 years ago: Without writing about you-know-what, it’s pretty quiet in my head. Ah, I know. … I caugh … more →
Clinton wrote 2 years ago: This blog has a new reader. One of my co-workers. I mentioned that Poop and Boogies once graced my b … more →
Clinton wrote 2 years ago: By this morning Trish has told me about the hat and how Ella needs to poop into it. It’s like … more →
Clinton wrote 2 years ago: Oh, the things we do just to coax a little urine from our daughter’s bladder. At home I’ … more →
Clinton wrote 2 years ago: Monday. My nearly two-week vacation ended today. It sucks. Totally sucks. When I left the house this … more →
Clinton wrote 2 years ago: My daughter makes me eat Popsicles. And Fudgesicles. Lots of them. Forces me to. Like there’s … more →
Clinton wrote 2 years ago: Tuesday morning, around 2, I got out of bed, because I couldn’t sleep, and looked across to th … more →
Clinton wrote 2 years ago: Wouldn’t you know it? After a weekend of sheer terror, Ella metamorphosed into a little angel … more →
Clinton wrote 2 years ago: Finally! We’re going away for the weekend without having to see any relatives! We’re hea … more →