When I first moved to New York City, my mother told me her only paranoid mom-type requirement was that I live in a building with a doorman. She was so adamant about this that she even offered to hel… more →
Eat.Sleep.Fuck.Destroy.kendallmck wrote 3 months ago: When I first moved to New York City, my mother told me her only paranoid mom-type requirement was th … more →
kendallmck wrote 9 months ago: Every morning when I sign onto IM, AOL automatically opens a browser window, thereby temping me with … more →
kendallmck wrote 10 months ago: Every once in a while I post something on here for no reason other than it’s fucking hilarious … more →
kendallmck wrote 10 months ago: Goatee Shaver. For real ya’ll. … more →
kendallmck wrote 1 year ago: You know that proofreader thing I was talking about? You really, really might want to consider it. … more →
kendallmck wrote 1 year ago: God today has been great for internet treats. It’s just non-stop up in this bitch! Um, if the … more →
kendallmck wrote 1 year ago: Sad Guys on Trading Floors …watching the most capitalisty of capitalists bum so hard over this … more →
kendallmck wrote 1 year ago: Ever. If you don’t laugh, you’re a communist: SFW Porn Um…it says “safe for … more →
kendallmck wrote 1 year ago: Splurge on an proofreader. Love, Kendall P.S. I just discovered Microsoft Paint. (h/t Canuckster @ … more →
kendallmck wrote 1 year ago: But I got one! So, like, over 2 years later I added a blogroll. I’ve been putting it off becau … more →
kendallmck wrote 1 year ago: So after racking my brain (with the aid of both legal and non-legal substances), I’ve only com … more →
kendallmck wrote 1 year ago: What, pray tell, does an Abortion Ringtone sound like? A vacuum? A hundred angry Christians? Shrill … more →
kendallmck wrote 1 year ago: …expecting 18th drain on natural resources child. Jesus motherfucking Christ. 18 motherfucking … more →
kendallmck wrote 1 year ago: Where my stoners at? Holla! New York City weed is bullshit, by the way. One hundred dollars for four … more →
kendallmck wrote 1 year ago: Flatbush. If you’re in a funk, I can personally attest that the best way to snap yourself out … more →
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kendallmck wrote 1 year ago: I’m willing to bet a crazy-ass fundie called the cops. Yes indeedio, a religious housewife wit … more →
kendallmck wrote 1 year ago: Dude. How can you not fucking love a city where you’re treated to the Piano Man’s classi … more →
kendallmck wrote 1 year ago: Completely and totally obsessed. If you didn’t already know I totally have a thing for Garfiel … more →