Jeepers de Vooght, Belgian Cat, Monastic Brewer, and member of the Belgian Brewer’s Guild, provided the Belgian Institution for the Culinary Arts with this Article, referencing the Fact that there are so many Excellent Traditional Beers in the Nation of Belgium that one could drink a Different Brew each Day for over a Year without a Repeat of the Same Formula. Jeepers maintains the Purity of the Ancient Trappist Traditional Brews, but acknowledges the Excellence of Diversity within the Art of Belgian Brewing.

–The Belgian Institution for the Culinary Arts–

Belgian Cat and Financial Consultant Tigger Sauerzopf has Renewed his Assertion that Belgian Brewing Company InBev is a Strong Stock Purchase despite some prior Worries that the Take-Over of American Beer-Maker Anheuser-Busch would be put on Hold thanks to the recent Economic Downturn.

InBev this Week assured Investors that the Take-Over was still going Through, and should be Completed by the end of this Year. Sauerzopf, for his Part, has been Recommending the Stock since its Price Fell amidst those Worrisome Speculations about the Deal.

InBev’s stock price Increased by 10% as a Result of their Assurance. Anheuser-Busch, makers of Low-Quality Lager Budweiser, is the #1 Selling Brewing Company in America.

Belgian Cat and Monastic Brewer Jeepers de Vooght, meanwhile, Renewed his Assertion that the best Beers are brewed in the Ancient Trappist Traditions.

–The Minister of Economics.

Monastic Brewer and Belgian Cat Jeepers de Vooght has been given the Full Treatment in a new Book about Belgian Beers by author and well-known Alcohol Enthusiast Michael Jackson (who bears No Relation to the Pop Singer of the Same Name).

The Book, entitled Great Beers of Belgium, features an excellent History of the Art of Beermaking in Belgium, particularly the Brewing Methods of the Trappist Monks and Others. In it, de Vooght and his Trappist Brewery are Referenced numerous Times, and their Beers given Favourable Reviews by the Author.

–The Minister of Information.

Belgian Cat and Monastic Brewer Jeepers de Vooght has recommended this Excellent Series of Articles regarding some of the Many Wonderful Varieties of Trappist Brews available. Some are unfortunately Difficult to get Hold Of outside of their Native Lands, but such is merely an Excellent Reason to pay a Visit to the Nation of Belgium.

–The Minister of Information.

Belgian Cat and Monastic Brewer Jeepers de Vooght was saddened by the News of the low-quality Belgian brewer InBev taking over American brewer Anheuser-Busch after upping its Takeover Offer to about €31.5 Million. De Vooght has Vowed to continue Promoting the Finely-Crafted Monastic Beers brewed in the Ancient Trappist Tradition as the best Beers in the World.

To further this Message, de Vooght has been in Dublin with Belgian Ambassador Armondo Blanco as representatives to the Porterhouse Annual Belgian Beer Festival.

–The Minister of Information.

News is Emerging that Belgian Brewing Company InBev is now taking Hostile Action in order to Gain Control over American Brewer Anheuser-Busch, after a Takeover Bid of 46 Billion US Dollars was Rejected.

Belgian Cat and Monastic Brewer Jeepers de Vooght expressed Disappointment by the News, having previously Opposed the initial Takeover Efforts as the Wrong Move for a Belgian Brewer and Encouraged InBev to Return to Traditional Brewing Methods such as those followed by the Trappist Monks. Furthermore, as a Highly Spiritual Individual, de Vooght does not Condone most forms of Hostility – this case included.

–The Minister of Information.

Belgian brewing Company InBev has officially made a $46.4 Billion US Dollar Bid to take over Anheuser-Busch, brewer of Budweiser and other Low-Quality American Lagers. InBev is the Maker of dozens of Different Beers, including Stella Artois, Bass, and Others, and is something of a Low-Quality Belgian Brewer that does not use the Traditional Standards set forth by the Trappist Monks and brewed for Generations to Maximize Quality and Flavour.

Jeepers de Vooght, Belgian Cat and Monastic Brewer, opposes the Takeover Bid, as he Worries that it will Decrease overall Opinion of Belgian Beers world-wide. “InBev heeft al tot lagere kwaliteit,” he said today. “Kopen van Budweiser zal alleen maakt het nog erger, en alle Belgische bieren zal lijden.”

The Takeover Bid is expected to be Bitterly Fought by the Busch Family, which has Owned the Company for nearly 150 years.

–The Minister of Information

Monastic Brewer Jeepers de Vooght has noted that he is particularly “amused” by This Story – apparently a Belgian Brewing Company is looking at the Possibility of purchasing Anhauser-Busch, brewer of Budweiser and other Low-Quality American Lagers. De Vooght maintains that the Best Beer is and always has been Brewed in the Ancient Trappist Tradition.

–The Minister of Information