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I’m pretty sure the guy I’m working for right now is the love child of Hulk Hogan and Mother Theresa. After Harvard he joined the navy. 881 more words

Last Minute Gift Ideas for those Jerks in Your Life (cause everybody needs a little sump'n)

“Everybody’s been naughty. Everybody’s got flaws. If you’ve been crossed off Santa’s list, here comes Sump’n Claus.” – Kenan Thompson

Christmas is a time for selfless giving! 1,457 more words

Issue 2 - House Rules

“Why exactly is there a ruler in my ass?” Hector asked after coming home late from poker night.

“Because I want to see just how much shit you’re about to spew!” said his girlfriend. 226 more words