…aaaanndd we’re back!

- If you live in Florida and you care even a little bit about letting responsible adults choose for themselves whether or not they feel that marijuana, a completely naturally occurring plant that has yet to kill a single person in the history of mankind, would be an effective treatment for their ailments, sign this petition sponsored by People United For Medical Marijuana for a constitutional amendment that “gives patients the right to grow, obtain, purchase and possess medical marijuana under a doctor’s supervision.” Pharmaceutical companies have been gouging the American public for decades, and have spent untold millions, if not billions, fighting the legalization of marijuana for anyone, and especially those who could use it, because the idea of a easily grown multiple-use panacea like marijuana is anathema to their entire business plan. Fight it.
- I would imagine choosing the 15 hottest big-breasted Japanese gravure models is something like figuring out who the best 15 NBA players are, or what the best types of candy are – no matter what, everyone comes away satisfied.
- Jessica Alba getting spanked. Just…wow.
- This is really pathetic: out of the top 30 grossing films of this decade, two weren’t remakes or sequels or adaptations of established properties, “Finding Nemo” and “Kung Fu Panda”. That’s it. I wonder when people are gonna be so over all of it that they go back to books.
- Miss Universe Japan 2008 Hiroko Mima. Miss Universe Trinidad & Tobago 2008 Anya Ayoung-Chee. Oh, and Anya’s boyfriend. Together, naked in a hotel room with a video camera. What’s the worst that could happen?
- “Men suck at eating pussy; not because they don’t like it, but because it’s really fucking hard.” Oh, internet – you never disappoint, do you?
- Back when Arizona State University decided against giving President Barack Obama an honorary degree when he delivered a speech there, a lot of people asked, “What does ASU have going for it?” Well…
- It may be considered contemporary art, and it may only reach 20 mph when it’s all said and done, but damn turning an old-school SEGA Outrun arcade game into an actual working vehicle? That’s so fucking cool.
- I don’t watch “Dancing With The Stars”, but the fact that Joanna Krupa and Mya were on this season almost pulled me in. Especially Mya; I’ve been checking for her since she was making songs with Silkk the Shocker.
- “Sir! The Romulans have launched a bevy of photon torpedoes across our starboard bow, reducing our shields to 23% and…is that fucking R2-D2?”
- Look – we’re all nerds, OK? It’s just that some of us don’t know what type of nerd we are; that’s where this handy quiz comes in.
- Some people out there can’t stand the Wii. They say it’s not a real console, it’s meant to gouge the pockets of gullible families, blah blah blah. If you think that way, check this collection of videos out, and let me know if you still feel the same.
- Sigh…honestly? If you’re gonna fuck around with a C-string, just don’t wear panties at all. Seriously, at that point underwear’s just more trouble than it’s worth.
- Everyday I hear about something that brings a smile to my face, because it reminds me that despite all the crap going on in the world, I’m living in “the future”, where the miracles of science are limited only be the bounds of human imagination. Today? “Scientists create bacteria that lights up around landmines.”
- Slayer and Megadeth are on tour with Testament, and tickets are only $10! It’s 1991’s “Clash of the Titans” all over again!
- On June 12, 1970, San Diego Padres pitcher Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter. An impressive feat, but not all that historically noteworthy…until it came out that Ellis was massively tripping on LSD the whole time. This is his story:

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Hollywood’s fashion elite, including Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba and Ginnifer Goodwin, flocked to the Prada Book Launch at the Prada Rodeo Drive boutique, which was transformed into a library in celebration of the 708 page book which highlights Prada fashion collections and architectural collaborations throughout the decades. But while the theme of the night may have been reading, it was all about lavishing praise on designer Miuccia Prada for all assembled in their Prada and Miu Miu finest. “I almost wore this dress to the Emmys,” Goodwin exclaimed of her gorgeous white ’50s-inspired ensemble, “I have been wanting desperately to wear it and show it off!” Newly blonde, Miu Miu-clad Emma Roberts added, “I love Prada. I think every piece in their collection never fails to disappoint. It’s always really unique and Miu Miu does the same.” Inside the party, a Prada LBD-clad Biel flipped through the tome, showing off her favorite images to friends while Alba sipped on the event’s signature cocktail and gushed about the designer. When asked what she loved about Prada, super-stylist Rachel Zoe said it best, “What don’t I love about Prada? Seriously Miuccia is a genius. Everybody wants a piece of Prada!” See images from (and buy!) the book yourself at Prada.com. –Michelle Ward

The waiting and wondering is over. Our eyes have seen the glory of the full line-up of Leader characters for the inaugural set of the Marvel Superstars Trading Card Game, and it is good. We have a Halle Berry.

Zap! Storm is joining Wolverine and Professor X as the first Leaders of the X-Men team affiliation.

Ouch! Ghost Rider burned a path to the final Marvel Knights spot on the Leader list. Hot times ahead.

How perfect! Mr. Fantastic will be joining his invisible mate as a Leader in the Marvel Premier set, which means that the Avengers will be left with only Hulk and Iron Man to represent.

Wow. The line-up is set, and it is simply magnificent. Here are the final 15 announced Leader characters. Get ready for a cardboard party unlike anything mankind has ever seen:

Avengers: Hulk and Iron Man

Fantastic Four: All four.

Marvel Knights: Blade, Elektra, and Ghost Rider.

X-Men: Professor Xavier, Storm, and Wolverine.

Villains: Abomination, Dr. Doom, and Magneto.

Stars attended the MOCA NEW 30th anniversary gala held at MOCA on November 14, 2009 in Los Angeles, California. Everyone looked for elegant for this artistic and cultural occassion! Hit “Read More” to view the rest of the pics!

Jessica Alba is a hot mom. We often forget that Jessica has popped a kid out, from the looks of her figure you can’t even tell. When we took a poll at the office for hottest mom the interns mom won by a landslide but I think we might have to take another poll because we completely forgot about Jessica Alba. That’s a terrible thing to do, forgetting about Jessica Alba especially because we all know that she wins a lot of “hot/sexy” awards. Maybe it’s time for her to take the prize of hottest mom…or does the interns mom still win?

Welcome to my new blog! I will start posting some cool shit here as I come across things in the internet. I’ll post anything from computers to nude models.

Here’s a nice pic to celebrate my first post:

It’s obviously fake, buts it’s still cool…

Peace

Jessica dressed well and smiling(ish)?  It must be a lunar eclipse or some sort of once in a hundred years planetary alignment.  I actually like her draped velvet dress and cute shoes, although with the dark hair, a colorful necklace or bracelet would have been great.  But considering that this is the  best we’ve gotten from Jessica in ages, I’ll take it.

عكسهاي جديد جسيكا آلبا در سالن پرادا در بورلي هيلز

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Jessica Alba butt video

جسیکا آلبا و دخترش هانور ماری در فروشگاهی در هالیوود

Jessica Alba , bol bluzu altındaki streç (dar paça) kotu ve renkli converes leriyle göz kamaştırıyordu ama asıl göz kamaştıran kızı Honor Warren idi.

Back when the humor blog ReallyAwkward was known as KrunkMode, one of its best features was a weekly post series called “Eye Candy,” which consisted of two sexy photos of that week’s supermodel/actress/celebrity, usually accompanied by cheesy phrases and/or witty double-entendres: think Maxim with cheeky comments.

I have decided to pick up where KrunkMode left off, starting my own weekly feature–aptly dubbed TGIF! (This Girl is Fine!) … aww, snap, datz a dope name, innit?!

JESSICA ALBA

This “dark angel” is nothing short of “fantastic.”

courtesy movies.popcrunch.com

…and another one, for all the lamp shade aficionados:

courtesy thebluesite.com

Jessica is super hot.  I’d take her to an Italian restaurant, then we’d jet to a club in my Corvette.  She’d drive.

Rest in peace he who was Mr White, Bad Lieutenant Auggie Wren, The Wolf, and all the other cool characters. Don’t worry he isn’t dead. He’s just joining Robert De Niro in Little Fockers.

Oh how the mighty have fallen since Mean Streets. THR had the news.

Harvey Keitel has joined the cast of Universal and Tribeca Prods.’ “Meet the Fockers” sequel.

Regulars Ben Stiller, Teri Polo, Robert De Niro, Blythe Danner and Owen Wilson are returning, along with newcomers Jessica Alba and Laura Dern.

Paul Weitz (“In Good Company”) is directing the film, which has the working title of “Little Fockers,” since it focuses on the main couple’s children. Keitel will play a contractor employed by Stiller’s character

Well that sounds like a whole heap of naffness. I thought the first one was a piece of irritating fluff – I like Ben Stiller, but he does make some bad films. Anyone seen Envy? I rest my case.

How on Earth these Focker films get top actors to be involved I just don’t know. Well apart from the money. Am I missing something about the films? Is it just me?

One thing I’ve learnt from this? Only that he played a Nazi soldier in Hogan’s Heroes. Who knew?

Oh and I’m back. Thanks to Ishmael for helping out.

عکس های جسیکا آلبا در حال دعوا سر جای ماشین در پارکینگ

Velvet is just one of those fabrics which feels so right for the colder months.  It’s festive, it’s luxe and we love that there is something quite rock n roll about it too!  Velvet definitely made it’s presence felt on the runways for Autumn/Winter 09-10 at shows including Christopher Kane, Fendi, Prada and Stella McCartney.  Stylistas everywhere (including the fashion-forward celeb crowd) have been jumping on it before we’ve even hit the heart of winter – so we expect much more to come!

A dress a la Jessica Alba, Emma Watson or Alexa Chung is a rather obvious way to wear velvet – be it a full velvet frock or simply with velvet accents or piping.  Wear with opaque tights and ankle boots on those chilly days and consider mixing textures and adding some more rocker glamour by covering up with a leather motorcycle jacket.

Diane Kruger manages to go where not many would dare to follow in this Chloe velvet all-in-one… if you’re not feeling quite so brave, then try teaming some velvet carrot leg trousers with a crisp white shirt, or a loose velvet top tucked into a pencil skirt.

We’ve included some of our favourite velvet pieces below…

Christopher Kane Hanna silk and velvet dress, £1,485 from Net-a-Porter
Derek Lam velvet trim chiffon t-shirt, £455 from Net-a-Porter
La Petite S***** asymmetric velvet dress, £495 from Net-a-Porter
Chloe gathered velvet skirt, £945 from Net-a-Porter
Monsoon Fusion Beethoven velvet dress, £60
Jigsaw Velvet Bloom top, £89
Milly velvet dot dress, £182 from TheOutnet
Jigsaw silk velvet tie bow skirt, £89

[Images: Getty]

Es impresionante la capacidad que tiene Ben Stiller para conseguir buenos actores para sus películas, ya que para esta trilogía ha contado con nombres como Robert De Niro y Dustin Hoffman, y ahora el ultimo que se une al cast es el gran Harvey Keitel, que interpretara a un contratista empleado de Stiller.

Otras nuevas caras que veremos en “Little Fockers”, a saber como la traducen en esta ocasión, serán las de Laura Dern y Jessica Alba, que se unen a las anteriores y que estarán bajo la dirección de Paul Weitz.

Un film del 2010, regia di Robert Rodriguez, con Danny Trejo / Jessica Alba / Lindsay Lohan / Michelle Rodriguez. Prodotto da ()

Azione / Poliziesco / Thriller

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