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<title><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Women's Navajo Jacquard Print Wrap]]></title>
<link>http://schuesslerfson.wordpress.com/2009/11/25/jessica-simpson-womens-navajo-jacquard-print-wrap/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:02:06 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>schuesslerfson</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Women&#8217;s Navajo Jacquard Print Wrap]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[KENDRA WILKINSON IS VERY PREGNANT]]></title>
<link>http://horiwood.com/2009/11/25/kendra-wilkinson-is-very-pregnant/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>horiwood</dc:creator>
<guid>http://horiwood.com/2009/11/25/kendra-wilkinson-is-very-pregnant/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Kendra Wilkinson is very very pregnant and the mom-to-be perhaps deserves a magazine cover of her ow]]></description>
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<p><strong>Kendra Wilkinson</strong> is very very pregnant and the mom-to-be perhaps deserves a magazine cover of her own. However, <strong>US Weekly</strong> would rather fabricate a story instead, <a title="Kendra Wilkinson gets relegated to the back benches in favor of delusion starring John Mayer" href="http://www.usmagazine.com" target="_blank">blaming</a> musician/ singer/ songwriter <strong><a title="John Mayer" href="http://www.johnmayer.com" target="_blank">John Mayer</a></strong> for <strong>Jessica Simpson</strong> and <strong>Jennifer Aniston</strong>&#8217;s supposedly unstable romantic statuses.</p>
<p><!--more-->Because delusional storytelling is better than actual reality with many American tabloid editors, <strong><a title="Kendra Wilkinson" href="http://www.kendrawilkinson.celebuzz.com" target="_blank">Kendra Wilkinson</a></strong>&#8217;s pregnant belly (which is real when this John Mayer story isn&#8217;t) gets relegated to the side bar, of US Weekly&#8217;s magazine cover.</p>
<p>Oh well&#8230; having triplets next time Kendra just might do the trick. You know how Hollywood works! It really is that fickle and crazy. But at John Mayer&#8217;s expense, <strong>Jessica Simpson</strong> and <strong>Jennifer Aniston</strong> both say thanks very much to US Weekly Magazine this week.</p>
<p>John Mayer is Aniston&#8217;s best bet to land covers these days at all, now that <strong>Angelina Jolie</strong> has <strong>Barack Obama</strong> and <strong>Johnny Depp </strong>and <strong>Brad Pitt</strong> to get through the media publicity hoops this week, who are all riding Jolie&#8217;s back for more fame and popularity in some way. Angelina is amazing how she can handle it effortlessly and raise six children, when Jenn&#8230; well&#8230; she just has to worry about herself and manipulating her next cover.</p>
<p>US Magazine have gone for an &#8216;adults&#8217; New Moon styled, love triangle to sell their mag this week with Twilight&#8217;s love triangle dominating the box office and entertainment news. Not a bad move from US Magazine at all. Poor Kendra.</p>
<p>~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.24.09~</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Caught Wearing Cowboys Hoodie]]></title>
<link>http://anewyorkstateofmind.wordpress.com/2009/11/24/jessica-simpson-caught-wearing-cowboys-hoodie/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Cleon</dc:creator>
<guid>http://anewyorkstateofmind.wordpress.com/2009/11/24/jessica-simpson-caught-wearing-cowboys-hoodie/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Thank goodness the Cowboys won this past weekend, or else you just know Dallas fans would&#8217;ve b]]></description>
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<p>Thank goodness the <a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/columnists/bnichols/nfl/stories/112309dnsporedskinsinsider.39b062c.html">Cowboys won</a> this past weekend, or else you just know Dallas fans would&#8217;ve been beating down this chick&#8217;s door. Maybe she&#8217;s still just <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/20/still-gonna-bet-the-cowboys-this-weekend/">expressing a broken heart</a> over Romo breaking up with her this past offseason, but whatever the reason somebody should reel her in, steal all her Cowboys gear and sell it on Ebay. It is a recession yunno.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[شاهد فديو, فيديو كليب انا بيه ورومانسى من فلم, فيلم البيه رومانسى - سعد الصغير 2009]]></title>
<link>http://100fm6.wordpress.com/2009/11/24/%d8%b4%d8%a7%d9%87%d8%af-%d9%81%d8%af%d9%8a%d9%88-%d9%81%d9%8a%d8%af%d9%8a%d9%88-%d9%83%d9%84%d9%8a%d8%a8-%d8%a7%d9%86%d8%a7-%d8%a8%d9%8a%d9%87-%d9%88%d8%b1%d9%88%d9%85%d8%a7%d9%86%d8%b3%d9%89-%d9%85/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>العاب بنات</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[فديو, فيديو كليب انا بيه ورومانسى من فلم, فيلم البيه الرومانسىافلام لك تحميل من شاهد فديو, فيديو كلي]]></description>
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<b><a href="http://aflam-lk.blogspot.com/2009/11/blog-post_24.html" style="float:right;text-align:center;" title="فديو, فيديو كليب انا بيه ورومانسى من فلم, فيلم البيه الرومانسى">فديو, فيديو كليب انا بيه ورومانسى من فلم, فيلم البيه الرومانسى</a><a href="http://aflam-lk.blogspot.com/" name="افلام_لك" title="افلام لك">افلام لك</a></b> تحميل من </h3>
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<b>شاهد فديو, فيديو كليب انا بيه ورومانسى من فلم, فيلم البيه رومانسى &#8211; سعد الصغير 2009</b><br />
<b>تحمل وتنزيل فديو, فيديو كليب سعد الصغير من فلم, فيلم البيه رومانسى انا بيه ورومانسى</b><br />
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<img alt="فديو, فيديو كليب انا بيه ورومانسى من فلم, فيلم البيه الرومانسى" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_96qSA8_Nytg/SwqL_x19uyI/AAAAAAAAAWo/xnOifCHQHug/s320/waltop.jpg" style="cursor:pointer;display:block;height:195px;text-align:center;width:244px;margin:0 auto 10px;" title="فديو, فيديو كليب انا بيه ورومانسى من فلم, فيلم البيه الرومانسى" />لمشاهدة وتحميل الفديو, فيديو كليب &#8230;</b>
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<b>شاهد فديو, فيديو كليب اغنية سعد الصغير انا بيه ورومانسى من فلم, فيلم البيه رومانسى</b><br />
<b>يو, فيديو كليب سعد الصغير من فلم, فيلم البية الرومانسى &#8211; انا بيه ورومانسى</b></p>
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<a href="http://aflam-lk.blogspot.com/2009/11/blog-post_24.html">اضغط هنا لمشاهدة الكليب</a><br />
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<p><b>&#124;اغانى&#124;فديو, فيديو كليب&#124;مقطع&#124;هدف&#124;مسلسل&#124;اعلان&#124;فلم, فيلم&#124;برنامج&#124;حلقة&#124;شاهد&#124;مشاهدة&#124;اون لاين&#124;سرعة عالية &#124;بدون </b><br />
<b>تحميل&#124;اغانى&#124;عربى&#124;اجنبى&#124;MP3, mp3, ام بي ثري&#124;البوم&#124;</b><br />
<b>2009&#124;سينجل&#124;نغمات&#124;تنزيل&#124;نزل&#124;شعبي&#124;راب&#124;حمل&#124;موسيقى&#124;MP3, mp3, ام بي ثري</b>
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<b>&#124;افراح&#124;فديو, فيديو كليب&#124;راديو&#124;&#124;اون لاين&#124;بدون تحميل&#124;مجانا&#124;بدون اشتراك&#124;2010</b></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz threw a Spongebob Party for Bronx]]></title>
<link>http://celebz4eva.wordpress.com/2009/11/24/ashlee-simpson-and-pete-wentz-threw-a-spongebob-party-for-bronx/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:11:20 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Kimberley</dc:creator>
<guid>http://celebz4eva.wordpress.com/2009/11/24/ashlee-simpson-and-pete-wentz-threw-a-spongebob-party-for-bronx/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz threw their son Bronx an awesome first birthday party on Saturda]]></description>
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<p>Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz threw their son Bronx an awesome first birthday party on Saturday November 21. Bronx Mowgli who actually turned one on Friday November 20 was treated to a &#8216;SpongeBob SquarePants&#8217; themed birthday bash at his grandparents Joe and Tina Simpson&#8217;s house in Encino, California, which even included an impersonator dressed as the goofy, yellow sea sponge known as Sponge Bob Square Pants.</p>
<p>Pete thanked his friends and family on Twitter for a &#8220;rad b-day for Bronx.&#8221;</p>
<p>The tot was joined by 30 family and friends which included his pop star aunt Jessica Simpson who tucked into birthday cake and played on a giant bouncy castle! LOL!</p>
<p>Last week, Pete revealed his plans behind opting for the cartoon theme.</p>
<p>He said: &#8220;Bronx likes Bob and he likes guitar which he calls &#8216;itar&#8217; so we&#8217;re going to have a SpongeBob party for him.&#8221;</p>
<p>That is so cool!</p>
<p>Picture credit: <a href="http://www.zimbio.com">www.zimbio.com</a></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Women's Braid Belt With Plaque]]></title>
<link>http://schuesslerfson.wordpress.com/2009/11/23/jessica-simpson-womens-braid-belt-with-plaque/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>schuesslerfson</dc:creator>
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<title><![CDATA[We made you - Eminem!]]></title>
<link>http://tektec.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/we-made-you-eminem/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:35:53 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jdf9</dc:creator>
<guid>http://tektec.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/we-made-you-eminem/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Guess Who… You Miss me?... Jessica Simpson sing the chorus Jessica Simpson – (Eminem) (CHORUS) When ]]></description>
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<pre><span>Guess Who… You Miss me?... Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Jessica Simpson – (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*

(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantack or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stumped just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutious maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can,can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, Youre practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin - now come in girl

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen Degeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 zenedrin
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again
And this time it wont be for the riddle and binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention
A little bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer
So sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch
They take a mile, they got style but it isn't Slim

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

(VERSE THREE)
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without ,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an Alphalpha
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been so finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash,I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth but
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think hes about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Supermans here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, im your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo!

DR DRE, 2020, Yeah</span></pre>
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<title><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Braided Skinny Belt]]></title>
<link>http://schuesslerfson.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/jessica-simpson-braided-skinny-belt/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:56:10 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>schuesslerfson</dc:creator>
<guid>http://schuesslerfson.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/jessica-simpson-braided-skinny-belt/</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[Eye Candy.]]></title>
<link>http://cherrybreeze.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/eye-candy/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Heena</dc:creator>
<guid>http://cherrybreeze.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/eye-candy/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[These purple shoes also come in black, and I can&#8217;t decide which I want more.]]></description>
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<p>These purple shoes also come in black, and I can&#8217;t decide which I want more.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.stevemadden.com/item.aspx?id=50460&#38;path=&#124;womens%20shoes&#124;womens%20new%20styles&#124;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://zoomcc.richfx.com.edgesuite.net/zoomcc_stevemadden/image/media/CIELO_PURPLE-SUEDE_zoom.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="500" /></a></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Women's Python Waist Belt]]></title>
<link>http://schuesslerfson.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/jessica-simpson-womens-python-waist-belt/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>schuesslerfson</dc:creator>
<guid>http://schuesslerfson.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/jessica-simpson-womens-python-waist-belt/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Women&#8217;s Python Waist Belt]]></description>
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<link>http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/jessica-simpson-also-does-shoes-you-know/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>shallow</dc:creator>
<guid>http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/jessica-simpson-also-does-shoes-you-know/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[what i like about jessica simpson is she doesn&#8217;t seem to mind what the press and the haters ar]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>what i like about jessica simpson is she doesn&#8217;t seem to mind what the press and the haters are saying about her. and that she doesn&#8217;t seem to get offended about people calling her &#8220;dumb&#8221; and rubbing that &#8220;chicken of the sea&#8221; incident to her face; well, at least doesn&#8217;t mind enough to actually refer to it in a national tvc then add insult to injury with &#8220;buffalo wings&#8221; to make matters &#8220;dumber&#8221; thus funnier.</p>
<p>i think jessica looks fantastic. i think she&#8217;s gorgeous even during the time people called her a cow (which is very unfair because i bet most women are bigger than the biggest she has ever been).</p>
<p>do you know that she also has a lifestyle collection composed of apparel, fashion accessories, shoes and handbags? not too well-known in places outside the u.s., unlike celebrity prestige labels l.a.m.b. or sean john, the jessica simpson collection has done so well to hold its own. not along the price range of the more popular celeb catwalk brands, i believe it has price points similar to nine west.</p>
<p><a href="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/jessica-simpson-ad.jpg"><img src="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/jessica-simpson-ad.jpg" alt="" title="jessica simpson ad" width="480" height="307" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1417" /></a></p>
<p>her shoes happen to have some of the best customer reviews online. see it to believe it.</p>
<p>and the designs are drop-dead gorgeous. hold your breath, girls.</p>
<p><strong>high heels:</strong></p>
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<div id="attachment_1397" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 490px"><a href="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-badoline1.jpg"><img src="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-badoline1.jpg" alt="" title="js badoline" width="480" height="360" class="size-full wp-image-1397" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">badoline</p></div>
<div id="attachment_1400" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 490px"><a href="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-hesse1.jpg"><img src="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-hesse1.jpg" alt="" title="js hesse" width="480" height="360" class="size-full wp-image-1400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">hesse</p></div>
<div id="attachment_1402" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 490px"><a href="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-josette1.jpg"><img src="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-josette1.jpg" alt="" title="js josette" width="480" height="360" class="size-full wp-image-1402" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">josette</p></div>
<div id="attachment_1403" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 490px"><a href="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-acadia.jpg"><img src="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-acadia.jpg" alt="" title="js acadia" width="480" height="360" class="size-full wp-image-1403" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">acadia</p></div>
<p><strong>flat sandals</strong></p>
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<div id="attachment_1407" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 490px"><a href="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-carsi1.jpg"><img src="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-carsi1.jpg" alt="" title="js carsi" width="480" height="360" class="size-full wp-image-1407" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">carsi</p></div>
<div id="attachment_1408" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 490px"><a href="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-giovanna.jpg"><img src="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-giovanna.jpg" alt="" title="js giovanna" width="480" height="360" class="size-full wp-image-1408" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">giovanna</p></div>
<div id="attachment_1419" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 490px"><a href="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-jeanna1.jpg"><img src="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-jeanna1.jpg" alt="" title="js jeanna" width="480" height="360" class="size-full wp-image-1419" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">jeanna</p></div>
<p><strong>booties/boots</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_1416" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 490px"><a href="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-kenzy2.jpg"><img src="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-kenzy2.jpg" alt="" title="js kenzy" width="480" height="360" class="size-full wp-image-1416" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">kenzy</p></div>
<div id="attachment_1415" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 490px"><a href="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-light2.jpg"><img src="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-light2.jpg" alt="" title="js light" width="480" height="360" class="size-full wp-image-1415" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">light</p></div>
<div id="attachment_1414" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 490px"><a href="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-jonas.jpg"><img src="http://iamshallow.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/js-jonas.jpg" alt="" title="js jonas" width="480" height="360" class="size-full wp-image-1414" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">jonas</p></div>
<p>you have to like her now&#8230;</p>
<p>check out her collection <a href="http://www.jessicasimpsoncollection.com/">here</a>.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[BRONX MOWGLI TURNS 1]]></title>
<link>http://horiwood.com/2009/11/21/bronx-mowgli-turns-1/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:37:45 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>horiwood</dc:creator>
<guid>http://horiwood.com/2009/11/21/bronx-mowgli-turns-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are proud parents tonight as baby Bronx Mowgli turns a year-old today ]]></description>
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<p><strong>Ashlee Simpson</strong> and <strong>Pete Wentz</strong> are proud parents tonight as baby <strong>Bronx Mowgli</strong> turns a year-old today in Los Angeles.</p>
<p>This from Aunty<strong> Jessica Simpson</strong>&#8217;s<a title="Jessica Simpson" href="http://twitter.com/JessicaSimpson" target="_blank"> twitter</a> account today:</p>
<p>&#8220;Happy Birthday to my precious angel on earth!!! Bronx is 1 today!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! I can&#8217;t believe it has been a year already.&#8221;</p>
<p>[Image courtesy of Frazer Harrison for EGPAF]</p>
<p>~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.20.09~</p>
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<title><![CDATA[LOS 10 VIDEOS MAS GRACIOSOS; 2 ENTREGA]]></title>
<link>http://thesensless.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/los-10-videos-mas-graciosos-2-entrega/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:54:24 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mazatlsosa</dc:creator>
<guid>http://thesensless.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/los-10-videos-mas-graciosos-2-entrega/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Bueno aqui les traigo lo prometido, despues de un tiempo, jejeje, la ultima parte de los videos mas ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[5 Star Status Jessica Simpson]]></title>
<link>http://ashleyknowsclothes.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/5-star-status-jessica-simpson/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:09:41 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Ashley Vonne</dc:creator>
<guid>http://ashleyknowsclothes.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/5-star-status-jessica-simpson/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson is simply amazing. I&#8217;m so proud that she was able to land on her feet after he]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p><a href="http://ashleyknowsclothes.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/jessica-simpson-s022.jpg"><img src="http://ashleyknowsclothes.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/jessica-simpson-s022.jpg?w=244" alt="" title="Jessica-Simpson-s02" width="244" height="300" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-553" /></a><a href="http://www.jessicasimpsoncollection.com/">Jessica Simpson </a>is simply amazing. I&#8217;m so proud that she was able to land on her feet after her divorce from Nick Lachey, and boy did she take off running. Shoes, handbags, clothes, fragrances, jewelry, with luggage and intimates on the way. She&#8217;s definitely a visionary with style. Her shoe game is ridiculous. Her merchandise is current, affordable and well-made. I recently purchased a pair of brown leather platform pumps from <a href="http://www.Macys.com/">Macy&#8217;s</a> for $45&#8230;HOT! Haven’t had a chance to wear them just yet&#8230;AV</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson's baby Bronx celebrates his 1st Birthday today]]></title>
<link>http://celebz4eva.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/pete-wentz-and-ashlee-simpsons-baby-bronx-celebrates-his-1st-birthday-today/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:02:07 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Kimberley</dc:creator>
<guid>http://celebz4eva.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/pete-wentz-and-ashlee-simpsons-baby-bronx-celebrates-his-1st-birthday-today/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ashlee Simpson&#8217;s big sis Jessica tweeted: *Happy Birthday to my precious angel on earth!!! Bro]]></description>
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<p><strong>Ashlee Simpson&#8217;s big sis Jessica tweeted:</strong></p>
<p>*Happy Birthday to my precious angel on earth!!! Bronx is 1 today!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! I can&#8217;t believe it has been a year already. about 6 hours ago from web</p>
<p><strong>Then Yesterday Ash tweeted:</strong></p>
<p>*BX&#8217;s 1st bday tomorrow! My angel is going to be a year!! The greatest year of my life <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  about 21 hours ago from <a rel="nofollow" href="http://orangatame.com/products/twitterberry/">TwitterBerry</a></p>
<p><strong>Then Pete tweeted yesterday:</strong></p>
<p>*happy birthday bx. you dont have twitter and cant read this. thanks to all my friends that recorded lullabies. cant believe its been a year. about 14 hours ago from web</p>
<p>LOL!</p>
<p>Picture Credit: <a href="http://www.celebtots.com">www.celebtots.com</a></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Ashlee Simpson will be in a broadway production of 'Chicago']]></title>
<link>http://celebz4eva.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/ashlee-simpson-will-be-in-a-broadway-production-of-chicago/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:41:33 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Kimberley</dc:creator>
<guid>http://celebz4eva.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/ashlee-simpson-will-be-in-a-broadway-production-of-chicago/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is to star in the Broadway production of &#8216;Chicago&#8217;. Ash played murd]]></description>
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<p>Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is to star in the Broadway production of &#8216;Chicago&#8217;. Ash played murderess Roxie Hart in the London West End version of the musical and is now reprising the part in New York&#8217;s famous theatre district. Ashlee starts her run on November 30 and admits she can&#8217;t wait.</p>
<p><strong>Ash said:</strong> &#8220;I&#8217;m honored to be reprising my role as Roxie Hart, returning to the stage and joining this amazing cast. Being on Broadway is a childhood dream come true.&#8221;</p>
<p>Ashlee&#8217;s Big sis Jessica is thrilled that Ashlee has landed the part after her disappointment of being fired from US TV series &#8216;Melrose Place&#8217; last month.</p>
<p>Jessica tweeted:</p>
<p>*I can&#8217;t wait to watch @<a href="http://twitter.com/ashsimpsonwentz">ashsimpsonwentz</a> on broadway in all of her glory!!! I get chillbumps from toes to noggin thinking about it!!! YAY!!!!! 6:45 PM Nov 17th from <a rel="nofollow" href="http://ubertwitter.com/">UberTwitter</a></p>
<p>Congrats on landing the part Ash!</p>
<p>Picture Credit: <a href="http://www.thesunblog.com">www.thesunblog.com</a></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Red lipstick ain't for everyone]]></title>
<link>http://seriouslyrad.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/red-lipstick-aint-for-everyone/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Seriously Rad</dc:creator>
<guid>http://seriouslyrad.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/red-lipstick-aint-for-everyone/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[No one can rock the red lipstick like Miss Dita Von Teese. Or Gwen Stefani. Or even Christina Aguile]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>No one can rock the red lipstick like Miss Dita Von Teese.</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyrad.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/dita.jpg"><img src="http://seriouslyrad.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/dita.jpg" alt="" title="dita" width="500" height="367" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2604" /></a></p>
<p>Or Gwen Stefani.</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyrad.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/redgwen.jpg"><img src="http://seriouslyrad.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/redgwen.jpg" alt="" title="redgwen" width="294" height="400" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2605" /></a></p>
<p>Or even Christina Aguilera.</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyrad.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/redchristina.jpg"><img src="http://seriouslyrad.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/redchristina.jpg" alt="" title="redchristina" width="376" height="490" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2606" /></a></p>
<p>*</p>
<p>They all look so lovely and then we get THIS pic of Leighton Meester at the opening of the American Eagle store at Times Square, NYC&#8230;</p>
<p>*</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyrad.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/redlips.jpg"><img src="http://seriouslyrad.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/redlips.jpg" alt="" title="redlips" width="500" height="760" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2607" /></a></p>
<p>Oh Blair Waldorf&#8230; hopefully Gossip Girl won&#8217;t spread this photo out to the masses.</p>
<p>Usually Scarlett Johansson can get away with the bright red hues of lipstick each season brings but this pic screams yowza.</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyrad.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/redscarlett.png"><img src="http://seriouslyrad.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/redscarlett.png" alt="" title="redscarlett" width="278" height="357" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2609" /></a></p>
<p>And THIS pic of Jessica Simpson last year when she went through her brunette hair phase&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyrad.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/redjess.jpg"><img src="http://seriouslyrad.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/redjess.jpg" alt="" title="redjess" width="474" height="600" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2608" /></a></p>
<p>Are you looking at her mouth or her chest? <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<title><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Checkbook Wallet Vapor Banana]]></title>
<link>http://schuesslerfson.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/jessica-simpson-checkbook-wallet-vapor-banana/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>schuesslerfson</dc:creator>
<guid>http://schuesslerfson.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/jessica-simpson-checkbook-wallet-vapor-banana/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Checkbook Wallet Vapor Banana]]></description>
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<link>http://schuesslerfson.wordpress.com/2009/11/19/jessica-simpson-vapor-satchel/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:53:26 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>schuesslerfson</dc:creator>
<guid>http://schuesslerfson.wordpress.com/2009/11/19/jessica-simpson-vapor-satchel/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Vapor Satchel]]></description>
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<link>http://operfumes.wordpress.com/2009/11/18/4/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Top Five Reasons Why John Mayer is a Douche Bag (and Why I'll Buy His CDs Anyway)]]></title>
<link>http://mixtapetherapy.wordpress.com/2009/11/18/top-five-reasons-why-john-mayer-is-a-douche-bag-and-why-ill-buy-his-cds-anyway/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Ms. Mix &#38; Bitch</dc:creator>
<guid>http://mixtapetherapy.wordpress.com/2009/11/18/top-five-reasons-why-john-mayer-is-a-douche-bag-and-why-ill-buy-his-cds-anyway/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[      Oh for Christ&#8217;s sake, will this guy just SHUT THE HELL UP??? Whew&#8230;I&#8217;ve been ]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:left;">Oh for Christ&#8217;s sake, will this guy just SHUT THE HELL UP???</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Whew&#8230;I&#8217;ve been wanting to say that for way too long.  Before I grind my axe on that ridiculous lemonhead of his, I will say this: I actually like his music.  In fact, his break-out album, &#8220;Room for Squares,&#8221; was the <em>only</em> (and I do mean the only) CD that would calm down my youngest daughter while driving in the car &#8211; an activity she hated as a baby. </p>
<p style="text-align:left;">So why am I picking on someone who I think has a lot of talent? Because he acts like a tool&#8230;so much so that I know more people than not who won&#8217;t admit to liking his music because he acts like such a fool.  The thing is&#8230;I don&#8217;t think John is stupid. Really.  I just think that fame came too hard and fast at too young an age, elevating every young person&#8217;s douche bag potential up to critical mass levels. John, at this point in your life, you&#8217;re <strong>so</strong> code red.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">So think of me as big sista here who&#8217;s gonna set you straight and tell you what all your &#8220;yes&#8221; people won&#8217;t do to your face&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>5.  Stop looking so annoyed when the press asks you if your new CD, &#8220;Battle Studies&#8221; is about Jennifer Aniston.</strong> </p>
<p>What the fuck did you expect, asswipe? You haven&#8217;t shut up about her &#8211; for better and for worse &#8211; for two years.  Oh course the press is going to assume that some of the CD is about her.  Why are you looking so shocked, as if you can&#8217;t fathom the connection? If you&#8217;re going to play in their sandbox, expect to play all nine innings. Oh and one more thing&#8230;after all the lip flapping you did about her, the least you can do for Jen is immortalize her a bit and say she inspired a track or two. What? That would be such a big deal? I didn&#8217;t think so&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>4. You may not be stupid John, but your women sure are&#8230;</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Listen John, you&#8217;re not the first guy to fall for a pretty face. Hell, we&#8217;ve <em>all</em> been there.  But Jesus, Mary, and Joseph do you have to go for the most vacuous women in Hollywood?  I am astounded that each choice of yours gets even worse than the last.  Like who, you ask? Jennifer Love Hewitt? Jessica Simpson (and none of us believe her daddy&#8217;s story that she has a 160 IQ.)? And on and off again with the battiest chick in Hollywood, Jennifer Aniston? I have close friends of mine who work in the industry and in a town filled with insecure, flakey, and stupid actors, she&#8217;s known as the Queen Bee of the Dingbats.  My God, she makes Megan Fox look like a member of Mensa.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">There are brilliant, beautiful women everywhere. Find one. And once you do, do us another favor and&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>3. Stop with the kiss and tell. It makes you look like an ass and no one respects that guy.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">I&#8217;m sure the gossip pages luv, luv, luv that you give all the juicy details on why you broke up with Jessica or why you had enough of Jen. But to the rest of us, you look like a prick. A prick with a big mouth. Shut it, already, and show some class.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>2. Stop talking about every new tattoo you get.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Hey don&#8217;t get me wrong. I may not be an ink seeker myself, but I get the excitement of sporting a new tat.  But in every other interview I&#8217;ve seen of you, you rambling on and on about them.  Makes you look like a poser, dude.  Oh and here&#8217;s an FYI&#8230;I know you think that the Japanese drawing on your arm is oh-so-special and that the tattoo artist made you, like, beg for the honor of wearing that oh-so-rare design&#8230;but truth is kitten, I think you got played. Yeah, your art is nice and all, but I&#8217;m also sure he jacked up the price ten-fold and only made you squirm in order for you to think you were getting some high honor.  It&#8217;s called playing hard-to-get.  So enjoy your tats when you&#8217;re staring at yourself in your hotel mirror and shut up about it already, k?</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>1. </strong><strong>You Tweet more than a 12-year-old girl, and your content is just as mature.</strong></p>
<p>John, I&#8217;m all about artists reaching out to your public.  Hell, you&#8217;ve got over two million followers, so obviously people want to hear what you have to say.  But dammit Janet, I&#8217;d bet your iTunes sales that at least half of them plug into you because you have the worse diarrhea of the mouth I&#8217;ve ever seen on a grown (ahem) man. </p>
<p>Do I really need to hear such philosophical musings like &#8220;<em>I don&#8217;t belong to anyone and no one belongs to me,&#8221;</em> and <em>&#8220;tears make the saddest lube?&#8221; </em>Are ya kidding me with that crap?  I bet you sign your name with little peace signs too, don&#8217;t ya buddy?</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Ok, that&#8217;s it. I have vented.</p>
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<p>A cantora Ashlee Simpson é tema da revista americana &#8220;Saúde da Mulher em dezembro&#8221;. Ashlee, no entanto, não falou somente sobre sua saúde. Ela entrou na polêmica sobre o corpo de sua irmã, a também cantora Jessica Simpson, que já virou manchete nos sites após se Apresentar com quilinhos à mais. &#8220;Ela tem um corpo inacreditável. Sinto muito por quem julga um. Mas ela é um símbolo sexual&#8221;.</p>
<p>(Fonte:Ego Noticias)</p>
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