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Despre Disney Channel România:

Disney Channel este un post de televiziune în limba română destinat copiilor, deţinut de Disney-ABC Television Group. A fost în trecut numit Fox Kids, după care a fost înlocuit de Jetix, care la data de 19 septembrie 2009 a fost la rându-i înlocuit, de Disney Channel.

Disney Channel este transmis în România de toţi operatorii de cablu TV. Versiunea românească a programului este de asemena inclusă în pachetele unor operatori de cablu din Republica Moldova, dar şi pe platforma digitală DigiTV din Serbia şi Croaţia.

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URL : http://www.flashgame-girl.com/Sports/Jetix-Soccer.html

Game description :

Create your team to play and defeat other team in this soccer game!

Game controls :

ARROW keys to move players on the field
(Offense)
N to shoot
M to pass

(Defense)
N to tackle
M to sprint

….unless you’re caught in the fallout.

So yesterday I left work early.  Not terribly exciting or out of the ordinary, but I did.  Did I get home early?  No, no I did not.  Did I get home, buoyed by the happy satisfaction attained by leaving work early?  No, I arrived home seething.  If the cat lived downstairs I’d have kicked him.  It’s a good job the dogs have him living, Anne Frank style, upstairs.  (As far as I know, he’s not keeping a diary).

Dropped onto the M90, which was no busier than normal, until I’d just gotten past the last chance to exit the thing before the Forth Road Bridge, where the queue started.  Soon the crawl became a stop.  Turns out some attention seeking miserabilist had driven onto the bridge, stopped his car at the mid point, gotten out, climbed over three barriers and was now standing on the outside of the bridge, holding onto the rail and making the wholly empty threat of jumping.

Two hours the bridge was closed for, TWO HOURS!!!  All so four police offers could coo at this whiner in an attempt to get him to come back over.  It’s time we stopped kid gloving these time wasters.  If he were really determined on jumping, he’d have done it as soon as he got to his launch pad.  But, no, he just wanted a cuddle.  Mummy didn’t give him enough teat or something.  I hope everyone who was forced to go 40 miles out of their way in a diversion sues him to recoup the extra fuel he cost them.

In future the police should just offer a push.  Or get a marksman out to pick these wasters off sniper style.  Instead of mollycoddling, give them an ultimatum.  “You’ve got 10 minutes, either piss or get off the pot.  If you don’t we’re getting you off your perch one-way or the other.”  If they need someone to do the pushing, I’m sure there’ll be no shortage of volunteers in the traffic queue.

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Just how bad is children’s TV these days?  Just how low can it go?  If recent experience is any guide, the possibilities would appear infinite.

Due to the recent half term break, I’ve had the chance to “enjoy” rather more kid’s TV than I’d like.  There appears to be a cornucopia of choice out there in the area of the digibox between the Haji channels and the munters bouncing on a mattress with a mobile in their hands.  Closer inspection reveals a far more hideous truth.  It’s all the same!!!  Nickelodeon, Disney Channel, Cartoon Network, Jetix et al all appear to show the same programs in some sort of incestuous love in.  Worse, they are obviously sending out some sort of signal that prevents children from remembering what they’ve seen as they’ll watch it again a few hours later oblivious to the fact they’ve seen it all before.

The modern cartoons seem to all be incredibly badly drawn (Ed, Edd & Eddy springs to mind) and thoroughly mindless with all the subtlety of a Trident missile.  The “live action” shows seem to be populated by a procession of identikit “stars”, all of them horribly, smugly precocious or actually 15 years older than their characters but unable to get any other job.  If these shows weren’t American they’d be slated for being so horribly middle class and aspirational.  Designed purely to sell merchandise, they are soulless and despite laugh tracks to the contrary, thoroughly unfunny, I defy anyone to crack even a scintilla of a smile at any point in the entire run of “The Suite Life of Zak and Cody” or it’s even more painful sequel, “Suite Life on Deck”.  Quite how you can take a character designed to send up Paris Hilton and end up with something that makes the real life caricature infinitely more rounded and interesting is almost a work of genius.

The BBC offerings aren’t much better, caught as they are between the ‘lashings of ginger beer’ of Enid Blyton and a cloying need to educate.  Where’s Rentaghost?  The Pink Windmill?  Chorlton and the Wheelies??  Murphy’s Mob?   OK, two of those shows are not like the others, but the point stands.  There is nothing out there at the moment that will be reminisced quite as much as the shows from the 70’s and early 80’s.  No icons of childrens entertainment are being created at the moment, no seminal moments in shows that will be remembered forever.  Every child of the 80’s could tell you who Joey Deacon was.

Maybe I’m just an old fart these days, but surely John Noakes slipping in elephant piss is a better role model than Miley bloody Cyrus.  Once again quantity has replaced quality.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to my bunker with Ms Popov.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs – Pinky and the Brain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exe0IEB3hKs&feature=related – Johnny Bravo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcmrchCM9Co&feature=related – Ed, Edd n Eddy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA0TS9l_nJE – The Animaniacs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HW7YTWeg20 – Tiny Toon Adventures

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3nNwixwsUg&feature=related – The Adams Family

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMIqGulaLnI&feature=related – Cow & Chicken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwtQucvicx0&feature=related – Two Stupid Dogs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOh1tQ3VbkA&feature=related – I am Weasel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B4w4lafinU – Popeye the Sailor Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPg_h_NmZ5I – Wacky Races si implicit ala cu “catch the pigeon, catch the pigeon.. ” cu Dastardly si Muttley.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW0lj5CfuQ – The Tick

Bine, am fost si fan Jetix aka Fox Kids inainte de rebranduire.. cu Spiderman, Orasul Purceilor, Viata cu Louie, Eek si cred ca m-am uitat la o gramada, dar nu imi mai amintesc acum. i was one happy kiddo with one happy childhood.. m-as revolta impotriva desenelor difuzate la ora actuala, dar mi-e lene. in schiiiimb doresc sa imi exprim alte sentimente asupra unui nenea care a indraznit sa isi exprime afectiunea deschis, in plina strada.

Bah, ti-ai luat ecosistem si te-ai pisat pe el pt marcarea teritoriului? Adica cine iti da tie voie sa ma urmaresti? Nu am vazut pe vreun trotuar/asfalt/gazon scris “belongs to the guy who pees here. he really works hard”. sau ai scris pe vreun trunchi de copacel d-asta plantat de Primar si l-au furat tiganii intre timp. Halal “eticheta”. In fine, voiam doar sa zic ca eu de fapt si de drept urasc violatorii si labagii care nu au altceva de facut decat sa urmareasca persoane si sa isi dea jos pantalonii in speranta autosatisfacerii prea-minusculei pute.. deh, era frig afara. si ma mai pish si pe Politia care patruleaza cand li se scoala si alora, ce se dau mari aparatori ai poporului. in vara, ai dracu o tot ardeau gay impreuna, ca doar toate femeile erau cat mai dezbracate, nu? sa isi incante si ei ochiul. acu, ca e frig si o buna parte din femei au ales totusi sa se infofoleasca si cum e si cam frig iar probabil masinile lor ultraperfomante de te caci si pe alea, nu dau caldura.. prefera sa se uneasca intr-un tot unitar gay la sectie. da mah, stati acolo, ca aveti nevoie sa va tineti de manuta cand va duceti la baie sa va pisati.. sau sa va cacati.. e prea greu sa te sfortezi de unu singur. ai nevoie de sustinatori, aclamatori, buni manageri de situatie. o sa imi cumpar spray paralizant, electrozi si o sa dau si de permis de port-arma.. si ma apuc si de kung fu, jujitsu, nin-jutsu, shutokan, thai kick-boxing, aikido, street fighting, ko-budo.

revenind la labagii, violatori, labagii in lant, labagii in serie, pedofili.. daca as avea tupeul necesar cat sa va fut una in bot, pai n-as da si in urmatorul moment, cand va reveniti, n-as fugi ca o gazela incoltita (ce comparatie.. ). v-as da in continuare pana v-as lasa sa zaceti, sa va tavaliti de durere in propria balta de sange, sa simtiti durerea si toata ura mea, sa cititi in ochii mei toata ura care va este destinata si in acelasi timp satisfactia de a elimina inca o scursura a societatii.

self defense!

Jetix. banuiesc ca toti stiti ce a fost ..si ar fi cazul sa recunoaste-ti ca ati vizionat toti in copilarie programul de desene. Mai nou Jetix a murit, ma rog Fox Kids sa transformat in Jetix iar Jetix in Disney Channel. Au trecut anii. Eu (si multi altii ca mine) am crescut, am redus  numarul de ore petrecut in fata tv-ului (nici nu stiu daca mai sunt ore in momentul asta). Pe mine ma relaxeaza enorm desenele animate (Tom & Jheri, popey marinaru). Mi-aduce aminte de o perioada cand totul era atat de simplu, cand grijile nu prea existau , o vreme cand eram copil cand fugeam de la scoala cu ghiozdanul mai greu ca mine sa prind SONGOKU. Exista atunci o inocenta, un entuziasm si o energie in mine pe care pur si simplu nu o pot regasi astazi. Si ce mai adoram desenele alea!

A fost greu sa nu observ ocazional schimbarile de la Jetix – bagasera masiv programe in special fetelor – Spioanele in enspe mii de sezoane, Hannah Montana, mi-e unu mi-se pare o tarfa.Ce  e asa amuzant la Montana asta? Ce e asa misto la niste adolescenti care canta si danseaza niste banalitati si se dau staruri rock (bleah!). Ce e cu noile desene? De ce-s desenate atat de aiurea?  Unde este Andy? Dar Louie? Bobby? Eek? Spiderman? Cainii detectivi? Orasul Purceilor?Pe bune, ce-s cacaturile astea care se dau acuma? E complet aiurea.
Nu stiu exact ce sa fac cu Disney Chanel asta. Cu-i se adreseaza el? Fetitelor de maxim 12 ani? Pentru ca eu ca baiat nu m-as fi uitat nici cand eram mic la tampeniile care se dau acuma pe postul asta.

Poate multi va intrebati cati ani am de comentez de animatii. Da am 20 de ani si imi plac desenele animate ma fac sa ma simt ca la 10-12 ani… O sa avem in continuare generatii de smecherei cocalari si printese, asa cum vad copiii in serialele alea, cu dive fitoase si liceeni dansatori.
Noi generatia de supereroi,  animalute inteligente sau de copii cu prea multa imaginatie…noi ramanem cu internetul – care din fericire nu uita. Daca sti unde sa cautati, le veti gasi pe toate.

Noul program Disney Channel, care a înlocuit vechiul Jetix, a adus foarte multe desene animate noi. “Kid vs. Kat” este o animaţie gen “Tom & Jerry”. Un băieţel se luptă cu pisica surorii lui care este extraterestru şi încearcă să stăpânească lumea. Kid şi prietenul lui (am uitat numele) sunt singurii care ştiu adevărata identitate a Domnului Kat, iar pisica nu încetează să îi facă viaţa amară tânărului. Aceste desene îmi amintesc de copilărie, de când mă uitam ore întregi la “Tom & Jerry” şi nu mă săturam. Mă bucur că şi cei mici de azi mai văd şi desene asemănătoare cu cele pe care le vedeam noi.

Ab heute 9 Oktober 2009 startet Disney XD auf Sky und ersetzt somit den Sender Jetix.  Disney XD wird, im Gegensatz zu Jetix (und zur Freude meines 9-jährigen Sohnes) 24 Stunden lang gesendet.

Der neue TV-Sender soll sich überwiegend an 8 bis 14 jährige Jungs richten. Im Mittelpunkt stehen dabei die Werte Leistung, Wettkampf, Spaß und Herausforderung.

Laut dem Disney XD-Programmplaner werden dort demnächst Serien wie “Aaron Stone”, “Zeke und Luther”, “Coop gegen Kat”, “Jimmy Cool”  und “Live-Action-Filme” ausgestrahlt, die speziell für Disney XD produziert wurden.

Highlights des Launch-Tags von Disney XD, am 9. Oktober 2009 auf einen Blick:

• 14.00 Uhr: Serienstart von Aaron Stone
• 14.25 Uhr: TV-Premiere der 2. Staffel von Phineas und Ferb
• 14.45 Uhr: Disney XD-Premiere von Coop gegen Kat
• 17.00 Uhr: Disney XD-Premiere von Die Unglaublichen
• 19.50 Uhr: Vorpremiere von Zeke und Luther

Em desenvolvimento neste momento.

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• Disney
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• Playhouse Disney
• Toon Disney
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• A&E Mundo
• The History Channel

Zilele astea ,pe 19 septembrie mai exact canalul de desene animate Jetix isi schimba numele in Disney Channel.Astazi mi se pare ca este prezentat presei printr-un eveniment preliminar.

Mare schimbare nu cred ca o sa fie,tot jegurile alea de filme americane cu pitzipoance(gen Hannah Montana),desene pocite si fara vreun sens.

Ma intreb cum de este cea mai urmarita televiziune pentru copii…poate din cauza raspandirii..

Mai multe aici

Como es costumbre, los canales infantiles gozan de una buena salud en cuanto a rating se refiere, al estar presentes dentro de los cinco canales más vistos en todos los países latinoamericanos. Sin muchas sorpresa, Disney Channel mantiene la corona latinoamericana en audiencias, seguido por Discovery Kids y después Cartoon Network , cuyos niveles de rating no se estabilizan después de caer debido a las extrañas modificaciones en su grilla de programación.

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Postul pentru copii Jetix Romania va fi relansat pe 19 septembrie sub numele de Disney Channel.

Postul se adreseaza unui public format din doua categorii, cu varste intre 2 si 5 ani, respectiv intre 6 si 14 ani, informeaza Mediafax preluat de Evenimentul Zilei.

Postul va oferi telespectatorilor o combinatie de programe dublate in limba romana, incluzand seriale precum “Hannah Montana”, desene animate precum “Phineas and Ferb” si filme productie originala, printre care “High School Musical” si “Camp Rock”.
Schimbarea numelui Jetix in Disney Channel reprezinta cel de-al doilea rebranding major al postului de televiziune, initial lansat pe 1 aprilie 1999 sub denumirea FoxKids si transformat in Jetix pe 1 ianuarie 2005.

Sursa: EVZ.ro

Hola a tod@s, en primer lugar me gustaría daros las gracias por entrar a mi blog.

Es la primera vez que me embarco en una aventura de este tipo, y la verdad es que no se como irá… espero de momento comprometerme a escribir cada vez que haya algo que merezca la pena ser comentado.

En este blog me gustaría que todos expresaseis vuestra opinión, no quiero ser yo el único que aquí escriba; me encantaría que con vuestros comentarios opinaseis libremente y sin tapujos plasmando todos vuestros pensamientos sobre los temas a tratar…

En principio comentaré noticias, conciertos, mis viajes, y todas esas cosas que yo haga en mi día a día.

Así que nada chicos, a comentar… Un abrazo muy fuerte, y nos vemos por aquí.

DavidMoreno!

Que canales infantiles fuerón los mejores en América latina? Quien ha salido mejor en un país y peor en el otro? Los ratings son algo muy importante para estos canales pues gracias a ello, una señal puede mejorar su grilla de programación, hacer cambios o al menos pensar en hacerlos.

Presentamos ahora, el Top 5 infantil y el Top 20 general de los canales pagos de la regíon. La medición fue hecha por el ibope en México, Argentina, Chile, Peru, Colômbia y en Centro América (Costa Rica, Guatemala y Venezuela).

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Observación: En el Top Kids Colômbia, Nickelodeon esta en la posicíon de número 5, todavia por un error nuestro, esta Discovery Channel.

Disney Channel sigue siendo el líder en muchos países, donde mantiene el primero lugar en casi todos, dejando su rival Cartoon Network en tercer (en Peru sigue siendo en último asi como en otros meses). CN perdió la segunda posición para un canal un poco mas infantil (Discovery Kids), que mantiene buenas posiciones en casi todos los países. Jetix (actual Disney XD) no fue mucho bien, siendo el canal con menos aceptación en el continente. Ya Nickelodeon queda con posiciones medianas y Boomerang solamente esta presente en el Top Kids de Brasil.

Aqui esta el juego Base Jumper:

Base Jumper Tres, dos, uno… ¡Salta! Llega hasta el fondo lo más rápidamente posible.

Juega a este Juego Gratuito ahora!!

Bueno, ya que Jetix es Disney XD solo hay que hacer una cosa… cancelar la remodelación de la sección Jetix. Esta será cambiada a Disney XD. Aproximadamente estará para octubre o agosto.

Oh, si… ¿Sabes por que es XD?

Singnifica “Xtra Dimension”, esto lo dice S.T.A.N. de Aaron Stone en un anuncio de Disney XD.

Bueno eso es todo.

Adiós!,

                              Juegos: Los Más Buscados En La Web

Potrivit datelor furnizate de GFK, in perioada 1-18 iulie 2009, in mediul urban,  PRO Tv ramane fruntasul topului cu 276.000 de mii de telespectatori urmat de Antena 1 cu 192.000 de mii de telespectaatori in medie pe minut .

Postul de ştiri Realitatea TV a  ocupat locul 3 în clasamentul audienţelor, lăsând în urmă Acasă TV (85.000), Antena 3 (82.000), Kanal D (82.000), TVR 1 (81.000), Prima TV (78.000), Naţional TV (55.000) şi OTV (50.000). În aceeaşi perioadă şi pe acelaşi segment de public, TVR 2 s-a aflat pe locul 11(47.000), Sport.ro (42.000), Jetix, B1 si Pro Cinema.

Sursa: GFK, grafic: Cotidianul.ro

Esto sería como el cliché de la buena y la mala…

Anoche andaba pendejeando a ver qué encontraba en la tele y pasando por Nick me detuve inmediatamente: pasaban “La vida moderna de Rocko”, el capítulo donde discuten quiénes fueron los primeros en fundar O-town. El logo de Nick estaba reemplazado por uno que decía Nick Hits. Resulta que los sábados, de 10 de la noche a 6 de la mañana pueden volver a ver todas esas caricaturas que alguna vez fueron la programación principal de Nick: Rugrats, Ay! monstruos, La vida moderna de Rocko, Doug, Rocket power, Catdog, Los castores cascarrabias, Kablam!, Hey Arnold!, Invasor zim (ayer pasaron el capítulo de Mortos), Ren y Stimpy y alguna otra que se me esté olvidando. Si andan aburridones una sábado o domingo en la noche ya tienen que ver.

Por otro lado, Jetix dejó de existir y ahora se llama disney xd o una mierda parecida. Cuando se cambió de Fox Kids a Jetix no fue mucho problema a pesar de que la programación ya no era tan buena. Sin embargo ahora nada queda de lo que solía ser Jetix. Un segundo de silencio por el que alguna vez fué un gran canal…

Imagen de trivia: ¿Saben quién es este cabrón?

Kudos al que lo recuerde

Y recuerden, no es la neta del planeta, pero es la neta del Ixtepan. Turtle Power!

A jetix “morreu” nesta sexta feira(03 de julho de 2009) para dar lugar a um novo canal, o Disney XD. Saiba mais em Disney XD

Few more days until Thanksgiving and I can sleep in. I love sleeping in. Mainly because they days are getting shorter which makes me more tired. I’ve also started taking Creatine….again. Which means that I’ll be bloated and that sucks ass. I hate the stupid bloating feeling. It apparently will only be for a few days then I reduce my dosage down from 20g a day to 5g. So that will reduce the bloating, but keep the size. Plus I have to drink way more water then normal. I feel bloated already and I just started this yesterday. Anyway did a leg workout. Went pretty good. They always do. My legs are never the problem. I could work those out every day and see some sort of result. It’s the upper body that’s the problem. That likes to grow at a rate of a micro inch per workout, but before my workout one of my sisters was having an issue so I had to talk to her on the phone and you know it’s serious when this girl wants to talk on the phone. Just wish a few things would go her way. She is a super nice person and doesn’t deserve some of the shit she has to go through. Also had to order a lot of stuff which mean fun times receiving all those items. They’ll all probably come in on Monday. Well here is something I found which will make you laugh.  Yeah you have to click on it. It only shows so much on here. Well its squiby time. So when Toon Disney existed they had a little experiment where part of the time it was this thing called Jetix. It was honestly more annoying than anything because like 3 times during the commercials they would have this little thing showing your watching Jetix on Toon Disney. I know already you’ve been saying it since you came on. Anyway one of the first shows to be featured on it was Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go! Yes that is the full name of the show I kid you not. It was one of those shows where you watch it to make fun of it. Well I did. I am not a fan of monkeys. They just have always annoyed me. The one animal….well one of the animals I can’t stand and do my best to try to avoid. Anyway here is the opening for it. Have a good laugh. Today’s tip is never get too busy to check in on a friend.