Yo you’re sneezy and itchy, and I’ll tell you the reason It’s that time of year, bitch, IT’S ALLERGY SEASON Now, I’m kinda an expert, cuz of course I get them too Bitch,… more →
Jap Rapwrote 2 weeks ago: Yo you’re sneezy and itchy, and I’ll tell you the reason It’s that time of year, b … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Reblogged from Jap Rap: Easter is upon us, bitch, and as you might suspect I ain't out celebratin' J … more →
wrote 3 months ago: Yo I write the little raps, y’all, and oftentimes I feel I gots to trick you all and pull this … more →
wrote 5 months ago: Reblogged from Jap Rap: While Santa hits the skies to deliver gifts with Blitzen My people are in Bo … more →
wrote 6 months ago: Yo I’ve got a bone that I’ve gotsta pick with you Sometimes I complain, you see, because … more →
wrote 6 months ago: Reblogged from Jap Rap: Yo yo yo it's that time of year When a little eight-year-old dressed as Gold … more →
wrote 8 months ago: Reblogged from Jap Rap: Yo very few things can make your lady feel finer Than an all-inclusive break … more →
wrote 10 months ago: Yo I moved to New York from the good ol’ Midwest Why did I move? Cuz it’s the MOTHA FUCK … more →
wrote 11 months ago: When I was a kid, I was prolly six or seven My mama said three words to me that sounded just like he … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Yo once upon a time I was young and in love We was just like peas and carrots Just like OJ and his G … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Yo, every now and then my husband works the night shift It gets lonely up in here, a girl could use … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Yo you’re sneezy and itchy, and I’ll tell you the reason It’s that time of year, b … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Easter is upon us, bitch, and as you might suspect I ain’t out celebratin’ Jesus bein … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Yo once in a while, I’ll do a focus group or two Cuz I can’t say no to money because I a … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Yo I love bein’ married, bitch, I love it quite a bit He’s my best friend, my soulmate, … more →
wrote 1 year ago: I went on a date with my husband, yo We wanted to stay in, but I told that fucker NO We’re not … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Yo New York City is that kinda town With lots of places to go when you feel like gettin’ down … more →
wrote 1 year ago: While Santa hits the skies to deliver gifts with Blitzen My people are in Boca, complaining that the … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Yo very few things can make your lady feel finer Than an all-inclusive breakfast at your favorite lo … more →