Pls see the photo of the Ginger Chipmunk, Hazel Blears.
You’ll see that we have (cunningly) disguised Ms Blears to closely resemble the “Comedy Giant” Jimmy Krankie.
Now the differences are endless, we accept that.
What we would like you to consider is why Jimmy would make a better MP than Blears & why, in return, Blears would make an excellent panto performer.
Oh, the usual bottle of Chimay is on offer…..

My sources tell me that Jimmy Krankie will be playing Penguin in the new Batman and the other Krankie, the Dad one, will be playing the Riddler but there is a sting in the tale in that Jimmy (Penguin) bites the Dad (Riddler) and then the Dad Krankie becomes Bad Krankie. But then Morten Harket comes to save the day as Robin. But he teams up with the other members of Aha and then become Alan Partridge who tries to interview Batman. (“Take On Me / Take A Chance On Me” etc). They get an interview in the can but no one can understand what Batman is saying.

Madonna has denied rumours that she has tried to adopt yet again under controversial circumstances.

The aging Diva has attempted to scotch rumours that she has tried to adopt Jimmy Krankie from the comedy duo the Krankies. We caught up with the songstress outside her London home and asked her to come clean over the matter.

Unfortunately Madonna would not answer any questions put to her. When asked if it was also true that the adoption attempt was a way in which her husband Guy Ritchie could procure the rights to film his next waste of celluloid “Krankies The Movie: Fandabbydozy”, she merely turned her back on our reporter and slammed her front door shut.