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Motorsport back then. Fuck yes!

D. wrote 9 months ago: … more →

Tags: motorsport, Full Scale, History, Mazda, LeMans, Oldskoo

Stance/Works - BMW 2800CS 2 comments

D. wrote 9 months ago: Oh god ... … more →

Tags: History, BMW, stance, stanceworks, 2800 cs

FUUUUCK! AWESOME! - 510 Datsun

D. wrote 9 months ago: Perrrr-fec-tion … more →

Tags: creme de la creme, Grassroots, Datsun, 5/10, Fuck yes I want this!

Rob Pattinson ... Nothing to Pout About244 comments

Jag wrote 1 year ago: Guest post by Contribut-hoor RobCatCdn Hellllllo ladies! Boy have I missed you! It feels soooo weird … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, the gutter, i.am.died, I know those lips anywhere, I like TULIPS, guest posts rock, as if we don't have enough names for Rob, f*ck yeah I'm copyrighting that, I'll Google "The Pout Master" in a few weeks to see how

Thank you ... Robert Pattinson207 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: By Contribut-H00r RobCatCdn Good day you lovely ladies! What a great week this has been! Lots of thi … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, videos, Happy Bday Rob, HHH is the muse of vid makers, i.am.died, kristen stewart, nothing is better than moving RobPorn, PattinAngels got skills, Video

Some Vintage Robert Pattinson Sound Bites!193 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Eargasm! So I can’t believe it, but I haven’t made sound bites since last year. Dood WTF … more →

Tags: Mp3s, Robert Pattinson, audio jizz, eargasm, I wanna bang Rob, Robert Pattinson gives damn good Audio, thats Cedric talking

Hump Day RPattz GIF Goodies!282 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: So yesterday, whiles browsing around the web looking for ficporn I got hit with a virus warning...I … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, animated gif, Edward Cullen, Rob Animated GIF, i.am.died, I need a new chair, I wanna bang Rob

Robert Pattinson puts the Junk in Junket450 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: So, now that I have your attention *snicker* (well those of you who haven’t actually blacked o … more →

Tags: Remember Me, Robert Pattinson, the gutter, ASSCANDY!, better order your dozs of Shamwows now before they're o, big feel erm big socks, Cougars and the ever Elusive Grey Tigress form an order, Edward Cullen, fuckhawt

It's RPattz Party Post Time!146 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Live from the INTERNET…it’s Saturday Night! and it’s time to Par-TAY like only we … more →

Tags: RPattz Party Post, Robert Pattinson, Edward Cullen, bring it

Rpattz Party Post...Welcome Aboard!127 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Captain Rob and his first mate Peeler invite you for some Saturday evening fuckery…all aboard! … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, RPattz Party Post, Edward Cullen

Robert Pattinson... Naturally291 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: By Contribut-H00r RobCatCdn The first vid. got me thinking about Robert …. Redford that is. Pa … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, imagine what those long fingers can do, is he a natural at giving "Os", is Rob a natural at kissing, new moon, Rob better be a natural in bed, twilight, Video

RPattz Smutty Saturday Party Post307 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Time for some Saturday fun! Let the games begin… Yes he wants you! The party starts after the … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, Edward Cullen, Happy Trail, I wanna bang Rob, new moon, RPattz Party Post

The RPattz Party Post285 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Well here it is, by popular demand, the Saturday night (well it’s nightime somewhere lol) RPat … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, RPattz Party Post, twilight, Edward Cullen, yes we want you, I need a new chair, I wanna bang Rob, Smutty Sinarious, Good Times

The Summer of 2009 and some Remember Me AssCandy in NYC642 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: As of today, we’re 64 days and counting away from the Remember Me movie premier staring Robert … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Ass Candy, the gutter, Remember Me, new moon, RobPorn, Edward Cullen, I wanna bang Rob

What's Rob been doing behind closed doors?651 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Back in November, Robert Pattinson confirmed that when he’s hanging out he like to Google hims … more →

Tags: Edward Cullen, manties, new moon, Robert Pattinson, twilight, Ass Candy, best fucking jeans ever, how many times can I say google in a post, I Google that shit

Happy New Year! Click & Lick...359 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: HAPPY NEW YEAR PATTINH00RS! 2010 and I am excited. So much to look forward to this year.  The releas … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Edward Cullen, new moon, the gutter, Rob Hand Porn, Happy Trail, i.am.died, Robnana nut muffin jeans

The Hobo LIVES! It's the gift that keeps on giving *wink*393 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: OH MY F*cking Gawd! I totally fell off my chair when e-bestie IfOnly sent me this little gem of a po … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Edward Cullen, the gutter, an early Christmas present you can give your obsessed h, Hobos at the ready, I need more batteries, It's the gift that keeps on giving *wink*, new moon

Vanity Fair who? Robert Pattinson hits Harpers Bazaar & hard!393 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Okay, this is a record…never EVER have I bumped 3 posts in a week because of new pictures. Wel … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, 3-way fantasy in 3-2-1, ducks from the fan-girl pitchforks, Edward Cullen, I wanna bang Rob, I'm just here to admire the Pretty, i.am.died, JAGs girl-crush on KStew remains solid, kristen stewart

TwiSmut Sunday - The Screamers288 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: I will forever remember where I was when the Robity Fair cover was revealed LOL. Seriously, UNg! So … more →

Tags: Edward Cullen, new moon, Robert Pattinson, twilight, TwiSmut, TwiSmut Spotlight, I wanna bang Rob, rob can knock you up with that look, Robity Fair™


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