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Vladimir Putin Wins CPAC Straw Poll For The 2016 Presidential Election

WASHINGTON D.C. — This year at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) many familiar faces were in attendance and even more familiar ideologies. Among those in attendance were Gov. 84 more words

Heterosexual Marriage Key Issue Now In Several States

Across the nation the fate of marriages between heterosexual couples lay in the balance. Several states are noticing opposite sex couples wanting to get married and according to the law, they are allowed to. 83 more words

Michelle Obama Wants Us To Eat Healthier So We Can Live Longer — Under Socialist Rule!

The intent is apparent. No disguising it. First Lady Michelle Obama wants us all to live longer, healthier lives. That is, longer, healthier lives under socialist rule. 109 more words

Man Spends Entire Lunch Break Writing Vitriolic Screed Against Unions

Local factory worker Ted Burns spent his entire lunch break today at the factory writing a lengthy and vitriolic screed against the mere existence of unions in America. 96 more words

Largest Fossil Bed Ever Discovered Lies Directly Beneath Creationist Museum

PETERSBURG, KY — During excavation to extend their parking lot, Creationist Museum workers ran into a rather large problem. A backhoe ran into a huge bone that could not be moved. 86 more words

Curling Teams Call Ice Dancing “A Bullshit Sport”

A rift has developed between participants of some of the most popular events in this year’s Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. It all began when some fans in the stadium of a curling semifinal left early in order to see the ice dancing final in another venue. 77 more words