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I’ve decided to take up fell-walking in a bid to get fitter.

It’s going well so far, last night I fell twice walking back from the pub.

Funny Thought For The Day

Trendy Restaurant

I’m on the floor, under a table. There’s a tablecloth around me, all the way to the ground. I’m kneeling there, sucking a man’s cock. I don’t know who he is. 424 more words


Smoking Effects Lungs…
Drinking Effects Liver…
Girls Effect Heart…
But The Most Terrorable One Is Study…
It Effects Brain..!! :-P :-) #Joke


Leave Room For Cream: Asking Out That Cute Barista


Dear Guy,


I’ve been flirting with a girl at a coffee shop down the street. I can tell there are sparks, but I can’t bring myself to ask her out. 340 more words


Man walks into a bar holding a duck

Stop me if you’ve heard this one… If not click on the video below!

sip of Irish whiskey

A bartender was washing the glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in.

With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the bar-stool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey. 251 more words