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Joke Of The Day: "The Boy and the Porsche"

A young boy looking for work asks a man for a job to do, and the man reply, with a thick ascent, “You can paint my porch for $50.” A couple hours later the boy knocks on the door to collect his $50 and says, “By the way, that’s not a Porsche, it’s a Ferrari”


Jokes; Akpos Suffres a Very Serious Heart Attack

Akpos suffered a very serious
heart attack and had bypass
surgery. He woke up later to
find himself in the care of reverend sisters at a Catholic hospital. 108 more words


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Ben Bradlee, the legendary editor of The Washington Post, died yesterday at the age of 93. He is survived by print newspapers, which honestly no one saw coming at all.


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New research suggests that the magnetic field could flip in our lifetime, resulting in the most existentially-fraught Opposite Day ever.


Monday Morning Joke: Chuck Norris

If you haven’t ever heard Chuck Norris jokes, Today is the day.

Chuck Norris doesn’t eat honey, he eats bees.

Chuck Norris never uses a watch – he decides what time it is now. 75 more words

The Monday Morning Joke

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The cruise ship carrying a hospital worker being monitored for Ebola docked in Galveston, Texas today after tests confirmed she did not have the virus. The local tourism bureau has taken this in stride however and already changed their official slogan to: 10 more words