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Joke time p. 245

A worker prepping a film lot in Taiwan for an upcoming Martin Scorsese movie was killed in a scaffolding accident. And being that “Someone must die on set before shooting begins” is the top item on Scorsese’s rider, production will now commence.

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New Identity Aquired

It saddens me to say, that I am no longer Jennie or Mommy. My son has changed my name to Mikey (A.K.A. Michelangelo). I’ve asked him to stop calling me Mikey, but he says he can’t!  84 more words

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Joke time p. 244

A fugitive treasure hunter was arrested in Florida after more than two years in hiding. The most heart-breaking part? He never realized that this whole time he knew the whereabouts of the most coveted treasure of all: himself.

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Cinderella

AN UNUSUAL CASE FOR THE AUSTRALIAN POLICE
THE GIRLFRIEND WHO TURNED INTO A PUMPKIN
Not for the squeamish… or vegetarians.
Police work must sometimes be entertaining as well as dangerous. 311 more words
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Joke time p. 242

A new report says that 4 out of 5 Broadway musicals fail to ever fully recoup their costs, while 5 out of 5 Broadway stars fail to ever fully regain their fathers’ respect.

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