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Murphy's Muff

Murphy to a furrier store clerk:

“I’d like to buy a muff to keep me hands warm.”

“Of course, what fur?”

“I just told you….I want to keep me hands warm!” 12 more words

Irish Humour

"Three Pastors met and agreed to sincerely

“Three Pastors met and agreed to sincerely tell each other their problems which must be kept as a secret between the three of them.The First Pastor Said: My problem is money I do steal even from the church offerings please pray for me. 98 more words

Entertainments

You text him...

You text him, he doesn’t text back.

Obviously he was “so” excited that you texted him, that he fainted.

Obviously

Quotes

Monday Morning Joke: Calvin and Hobbes

I started collecting Calvin and Hobbes comic books when I was in fifth grade, and I’ve never stopped loving them. Today I’m going to show you a few of the strips Bill Watterson created in “There’s Treasure Everywhere.”

The Monday Morning Joke

Music & Personality - You are what you listen to!

 A study found that we make assumptions about someone’s personality, values, social class and ethnicity based on their musical preferences.

I think it’s true because I have been experiencing this from long time, one of the few things I ask when I meet someone for the first time is the kind of music they listen to. 770 more words

Inspiration

belikewaterproduction reblogged this on Be Like Water and commented:

In the beginning I was an angry viking, then I was hustler, after that I was a hippy and now I'm an aristocrat. That is the best thing about music, now matter where you are in your life there is music that will help you out in your transition. I love all genres if music so I guess I am like Water... Read this great article about what you listen to might be who you are...

Football vs S*x - Funny texts

Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited =
OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same
day = FREE-KICK. 162 more words

Entertainments

Avoid Coachella at all costs

Coachella, Oasis For Douchebags and Trust Fund Babies, Should Be Avoided At All Costs

Each year, as the Ides of April approaches, a deluge of douchebags, trust fund babies, and payment plan-enticed artistes join a gaggle of celebs in donning wacky, barely-there duds (think: Dazed and Confused on MDMA) and head out to the desert of Indio, California, for the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. 1,290 more words

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belikewaterproduction reblogged this on Be Like Water and commented:

Coachella, Oasis For Douchebags and Trust Fund Babies. What a great line for Anti-Coachella fans. I wasn't planning to go this year but an opportunity presented itself plus I had just to see Outkast but I totally agree with this article. Coachella used to be all about the music but know it's just a fucked up version of a wannabe Woodstock. Please read this great article and if you don't agree with a couple of the ideas presented by this article then you are probably one of those entitled douchebags that ruin it every year.