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A man who once played a villain in a James Bond film now makes his living building personal submarines for billionaires┬álike Richard Branson. But in an effort to be more inclusive to the average person who doesn’t have a billion dollars, he also builds these personal submarines for mere millionaires.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
How the hell should I know? I don’t speak chicken!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
‘Cause it was screwing the chicken.

Joke time p. 58

Golfer Tiger Woods has announced he is splitting with his coach, Sean Foley, after four years together. Foley will reportedly receive an undisclosed sum and get the clubs every other weekend.

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Joke time p. 58

Golfer Tiger Woods has announced he is splitting with his coach, Sean Foley, after four years together. Foley will reportedly receive an undisclosed sum and get the clubs every other weekend.

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Joke time p. 57

The earthquake that rattled the Bay Area over the weekend also rocked billions of dollars worth of Napa Valley wine, marking the first time your dad has ever cried in front of you.

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Joke time p. 56

A Chinese chef who was preparing a dish made from cobra died after the snake bit him. In a blog post the next day, the cobra called it “an interesting dish, but one I couldn’t truly enjoy once I realized how much MSG was in there.”

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